As the leaves change color and the air gets crisp, Halloween always brings back fond memories of trick-or-treating with friends, dressed as our favorite characters. I laugh remembering the thrill of knocking on doors, hoping for the biggest candy bars. Now, sharing knock-knock jokes brings that same joy to my family gatherings, bringing laughter to kids and adults alike. Here’s a selection of clever Halloween knock-knock jokes that will delight everyone:
1. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
2. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Creep.
Creep who?
Creep it real!
3. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch one of you is ready for some fun?
4. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to be scared?
5. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mummy.
Mummy who?
Mummy’s on the way with treats!
6. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pumpkin.
Pumpkin who?
Pumpkins are great, but candy’s better!
7. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a fright if you don’t laugh!
8. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Fang.
Fang who?
Fang-tastic to see you!
9. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ghost.
Ghost who?
Ghostly greetings to all!
10. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy you believe it’s Halloween again?
11. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Zombie.
Zombie who?
Zombie on the door and let me in!
12. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo-lah.
Boo-lah who?
Boo-lah, let’s get this party started!
13. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bat.
Bat who?
Bat you can’t guess who’s coming to dinner!
14. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Spider.
Spider who?
Spider webbing the truth here!
15. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Igor.
Igor who?
Igor-efied my way to your party!
16. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Snack.
Snack who?
Snack-tacular time at Halloween!
17. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frankly, I’m scared to knock!
18. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl be back for more candy!
19. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Scarecrow.
Scarecrow who?
Scarecrow was a great dress-up choice!
20. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cauldron.
Cauldron who?
Cauldron’t have a better time than this!
Kid-Friendly Knock Knock Jokes
1. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a friendly ghost!
2. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ghost.
Ghost who?
Ghost your favorite candy from the driveway!
3. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy you keep it down? I’m trying to nap!
4. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl you need is some candy!
5. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Jack.
Jack who?
Jack-o’-lanterns are lit for Halloween!
6. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Trick.
Trick who?
Trick-or-treat, smell my feet!
7. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch way to the candy?
8. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pumpkin.
Pumpkin who?
Pumpkin spice and everything nice!
9. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mummy.
Mummy who?
Mummy said I can have more treats!
10. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Igor.
Igor who?
Igor-iffic time on Halloween night!
11. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Candy corn.
Candy corn who?
Candy corn you come out to play?
12. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Spider.
Spider who?
Spider webbing up all the sweetness!
13. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo-lieve.
Boo-lieve who?
Boo-lieve it or not, it’s Halloween!
14. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Skeleton.
Skeleton who?
Skeletons in the closet never scared me!
15. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Fang.
Fang who?
Fang-tastic treats await!
16. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Frankie.
Frankie who?
Frankie and I are going trick-or-treating!
17. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo-yah.
Boo-yah who?
Boo-yah! Let’s grab some candy!
18. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bat.
Bat who?
Bat-ter be ready for some spooky fun!
19. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cauldron.
Cauldron who?
Cauldron’t resist a good joke?
20. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Goblin.
Goblin who?
Goblin up all the Halloween treats!
Spooky Themed Knock Knock Jokes
1. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo who?
Boo who? Don’t worry, it’s just me, waiting for candy!
2. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pumpkin.
Pumpkin who?
Pumpkin to talk about the best treats?
3. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch way to the haunted house?
4. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Zombie.
Zombie who?
Zombie business, let’s go trick-or-treating!
5. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frankly, I’m here for your spooky stories!
6. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ghost.
Ghost who?
Ghost, you better not eat all my candy!
7. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Spider.
Spider who?
Spider-man has nothing on my Halloween costume!
8. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mummy.
Mummy who?
Mummy never lets me eat candy before dinner!
9. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cauldron.
Cauldron who?
Cauldron’t have picked a better night!
10. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo-berry.
Boo-berry who?
Boo-berry good jams for the spooky times!
11. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Casket.
Casket who?
Casket you believe it’s Halloween again?
12. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Fang.
Fang who?
Fang-tastic to see you at the haunted house!
13. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Nightmare.
Nightmare who?
Nightmare on your street, let’s scare the neighbors!
14. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Hallow.
Hallow who?
Hallow you doing on this spooky night?
15. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ghoul.
Ghoul who?
Ghoul-ash, I love Halloween treats!
16. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Spirit.
Spirit who?
Spirit up and let’s get some candy!
17. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Vampire.
Vampire who?
Vampire weekend is here, let’s celebrate!
18. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bat.
Bat who?
Bat you didn’t see this joke coming!
19. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Werewolf.
Werewolf who?
Werewolf you be my trick-or-treat partner?
20. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Witchy.
Witchy who?
Witchy ready for a frightfully fun night?
Classic Halloween Characters
1. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dracula.
Dracula who?
Dracula later; I’m busy collecting treats!
2. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Frankenstein.
Frankenstein who?
Frankenstein these jokes are electrifying!
3. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Skeleton.
Skeleton who?
Skeleton in the closet doesn’t scare me!
4. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch way did the candy go?
5. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ghost.
Ghost who?
Ghost to show you I’m a real boo-tiful friend!
6. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Goblin.
Goblin who?
Goblin’ up your Halloween snacks!
7. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mummy.
Mummy who?
Mummy said I can have candy after dinner!
8. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Banshee.
Banshee who?
Banshee better not take my candy!
9. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Witchy.
Witchy who?
Witchy gonna dress up this Halloween?
10. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Spider.
Spider who?
Spider-man says candy is a superhero’s treat!
11. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Zombie.
Zombie who?
Zombie could you pass the candy?
12. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cauldron.
Cauldron who?
Cauldron’t wait to see what’s inside!
13. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Werewolf.
Werewolf who?
Werewolf it be Halloween without some fun?
14. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Fang.
Fang who?
Fang-tastic surprises await this Halloween!
15. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pumpkin.
Pumpkin who?
Pumpkin spice lattes for all!
16. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Boo-tiful night for a Halloween party!
17. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Scarecrow.
Scarecrow who?
Scarecrow’s here for the candy!
18. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dracula.
Dracula who?
Dracula my jokes never get old!
19. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Phantom.
Phantom who?
Phantom-tastic night for some frights!
20. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Goblin.
Goblin who?
Goblin up all the leftover treats!
Silly Ghost and Monster Jokes
1. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Don’t cry, I just came to haunt your candy stash!
2. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ghost.
Ghost who?
Ghost to show you that I’m here for the snacks!
3. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Casper.
Casper who?
Casper your friendly ghost needs some candy!
4. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mummy.
Mummy who?
Mummy can’t wait for Halloween treats!
5. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Phantom.
Phantom who?
Phantom-tastic to see you, let’s grab some sweets!
6. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo-lina.
Boo-lina who?
Boo-lina all my friends are coming over!
7. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Igor.
Igor who?
Igor-ific ghost story to tell, want to hear?
8. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch way to the haunted house, I’m ready for frights!
9. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Goblin.
Goblin who?
Goblin to the end of the street for more candy!
10. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frankly, I’m here for the party and the treats!
11. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bat.
Bat who?
Bat you didn’t think I’d miss Halloween!
12. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Creeper.
Creeper who?
Creeper forget to bring the candy again!
13. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boogieman.
Boogieman who?
Boogieman I promise I’ll share my Halloween haul!
14. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Skelly.
Skelly who?
Skelly-brate the spooky season with treats!
15. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Vampire.
Vampire who?
Vampire here for the Halloween fun is in the air!
16. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Zombie.
Zombie who?
Zombie all together, let’s go trick-or-treating!
17. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Witchy.
Witchy who?
Witchy ready for a spooky good time?
18. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cauldron.
Cauldron who?
Cauldron’t be more excited for Halloween!
19. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Screamer.
Screamer who?
Screamer I am, but for candy, I’m on my best behavior!
20. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Trick.
Trick who?
Trick me once, shame on you. Trick me twice, let’s eat candy!
Pumpkin Patch Humor
1. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pumpkin.
Pumpkin who?
Pumpkin spice lattes are better with treats!
2. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Carve.
Carve who?
Carve your name into this pumpkin with me!
3. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cider.
Cider who?
Cider you not ready for some Halloween fun?
4. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Patch.
Patch who?
Patch up your costume, it’s almost time to go!
5. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Corn.
Corn who?
Corn-y jokes are the best at the patch!
6. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Scarecrow.
Scarecrow who?
Scarecrow’d with joy to see all the kids!
7. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Hay.
Hay who?
Hay there! Ready to pick a pumpkin?
8. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Rake.
Rake who?
Rake your pumpkins; it’s time to decorate!
9. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pie.
Pie who?
Pie in the sky, it’s pumpkin season!
10. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Carrot.
Carrot who?
Carrot you believe how fun Halloween can be?
11. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Trick.
Trick who?
Trick or treat, now rush to the patch!
12. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Patchy.
Patchy who?
Patchy the pumpkin is ready for a party!
13. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo-lon.
Boo-lon who?
Boo-lon and let the festivities begin!
14. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bobbing.
Bobbing who?
Bobbing for apples was my favorite game!
15. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Grain.
Grain who?
Grain pumpkins make the best decorations!
16. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
March.
March who?
March your way to the pumpkin patch!
17. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Sweet.
Sweet who?
Sweet as pie, that’s what Halloween is!
18. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bob.
Bob who?
Bobbing along in the pumpkin patch!
19. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Lanturn.
Lanturn who?
Lanturn up the lights; it’s time for some fun!
20. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Hayride.
Hayride who?
Hayride to the pumpkin patch—it’s a blast!
Witchy Knock Knock Fun
1. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch way to the candy? I’m lost!
2. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Hocus.
Hocus who?
Hocus pocus, let’s have some fun!
3. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cauldron.
Cauldron who?
Cauldron’t you just let me in for treats?
4. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Broom.
Broom who?
Broom with a view, let’s fly to the party!
5. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Fang.
Fang who?
Fang-tastic to see you at the witching hour!
6. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Potion.
Potion who?
Potion it up for a wild Halloween night!
7. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
Spell it out; I can’t guess your costume!
8. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ghoulish.
Ghoulish who?
Ghoulish to meet you, let’s get some candy!
9. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl be waiting for the treats to come!
10. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, I brought the sweets!
11. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pumpkin.
Pumpkin who?
Pumpkin out some serious Halloween fun!
12. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Shiver.
Shiver who?
Shiver me timbers, it’s Halloween!
13. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Trickster.
Trickster who?
Trickster treat, my favorite night of the year!
14. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo-lah.
Boo-lah who?
Boo-lah to all my spooky friends!
15. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Spellbound.
Spellbound who?
Spellbound and ready for Halloween mischief!
16. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Witchy.
Witchy who?
Witchy ready for some frightful fun?
17. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Shadows.
Shadows who?
Shadows where all the ghosts gather!
18. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cauldron.
Cauldron who?
Cauldron’t have a better Halloween night!
19. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Chills.
Chills who?
Chills and thrills, let’s head out for treats!
20. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Banshee.
Banshee who?
Banshee’ll sing for candy all night long!
Funny Costumes and Trick-or-Treating
1. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Costume.
Costume who?
Costume on over for some treats!
2. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Trick.
Trick who?
Trick or treat, smells like feet!
3. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Goblin.
Goblin who?
Goblin up all the candy before you!
4. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Inflatable.
Inflatable who?
Inflatable costume, but I’m still scary!
5. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Costume.
Costume who?
Costume party, let’s go get dressed!
6. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Broomstick.
Broomstick who?
Broomstick with me if you want to have fun!
7. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pumpkin.
Pumpkin who?
Pumpkin spice everything nice is here!
8. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mummy.
Mummy who?
Mummy made cookies for all the kids!
9. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frankly, I’m excited for Halloween!
10. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl be dressing up for the party!
11. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Chainsaw.
Chainsaw who?
Chainsaw me carve those pumpkins?
12. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Werewolf.
Werewolf who?
Werewolf you be my partner in candy collection?
13. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Monster.
Monster who?
Monster bait is on the way for pranks!
14. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Spider.
Spider who?
Spider your costume looks amazing!
15. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Zombie.
Zombie who?
Zombie’s ready to hit the neighborhood!
16. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Scarecrow.
Scarecrow who?
Scarecrow’d to ask for more candy, please!
17. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch way are we going for treats?
18. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Candyman.
Candyman who?
Candyman, it’s time for the best night of fun!
19. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Banshee.
Banshee who?
Banshee scared me with her costume!
20. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cauldron.
Cauldron who?
Cauldron’t believe how many treats we have!
Scary Yet Silly Jokes
1. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wail.
Wail who?
Wail you help me carry this candy?
2. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Don’t cry! I just came for the treats!
3. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ghost.
Ghost who?
Ghost you know it’s Halloween time?
4. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Spider.
Spider who?
Spider’s web is ready for trick-or-treaters!
5. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Grim.
Grim who?
Grim-acing my way through Halloween!
6. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Shiver.
Shiver who?
Shiver me timbers; it’s Halloween!
7. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Egor.
Egor who?
Egor you could have told me it was Halloween!
8. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bone.
Bone who?
Bone to be wild this Halloween night!
9. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Creak.
Creak who?
Creaking doors mean spooky fun!
10. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know it’s Halloween soon?
11. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Spooky.
Spooky who?
Spooky good times are on their way!
12. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
Hoo wouldn’t want to go trick-or-treating?
13. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Creeper.
Creeper who?
Creeper I brought some candy for you!
14. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Phantom.
Phantom who?
Phantom-astic night ahead!
15. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Hollow.
Hollow who?
Hollow you doing this Halloween?
16. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Gory.
Gory who?
Gory stuff is best for Halloween!
17. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Fork.
Fork who?
Fork in the road, which way to the haunted house?
18. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Limbo.
Limbo who?
Limbo down, it’s Halloween night!
19. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Shadow.
Shadow who?
Shadow me where the candy is!
20. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl I love Halloween time!
Tips for Telling Knock Knock Jokes
1. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Knock.
Knock who?
Knock knock! Isn’t that what we’re doing?
2. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo who?
Don’t cry! Just tell a spooky joke!
3. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Eek!
Eek who?
Eek! I can’t remember my punchline!
4. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ghost.
Ghost who?
Ghost me a hug, it’s Halloween!
5. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
Who doesn’t love Halloween?
6. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pumpkin.
Pumpkin who?
Pumpkin up the fun this Halloween!
7. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Scare.
Scare who?
Scare not, it’s just a joke!
8. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Fang.
Fang who?
Fang-tastically spooky night ahead!
9. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wails.
Wails who?
Wails at the moon, it’s Halloween!
10. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Hello.
Hello who?
Hello, it’s Halloween time!
11. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Creep.
Creep who?
Creep it spooky!
12. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frankly, it’s time for some candy!
13. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Broom.
Broom who?
Broom around, let’s find some treats!
14. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo-livia.
Boo-livia who?
Boo-livia in the magic of Halloween!
15. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Casper.
Casper who?
Casper the friendly ghost needs candy!
16. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Trick.
Trick who?
Trick or treat—let’s eat some sweets!
17. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Loom.
Loom who?
Looming for more Halloween fun!
18. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Chills.
Chills who?
Chills and thrills—it’s spooky season!
19. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Brain.
Brain who?
Brain on Halloween, let’s celebrate!
20. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Scream.
Scream who?
Scream it loud, it’s Halloween night!