Growing up, I was always fascinated by the world of ninjas. Those stealthy warriors with mysterious skills and cool moves seemed so intriguing. One day, while attempting a cartwheel in my backyard, I ended up tumbling right into the neighbor’s flower bed. As I scrambled to my feet, I jokingly told my friends I was practicing my ninja skills. They burst out laughing, and that sparked a memorable day filled with ninja-themed jokes. Little did I know then that humor could be just as stealthy as a ninja, sneaking into our lives when we least expect it. Here are some ninja puns to brighten your day!
1. Why don’t ninjas ever get lost?
They always have a secret path!
2. What do ninjas say when they compliment someone?
“You’re a cut above the rest!”
3. How do ninjas communicate?
They use stealth text messages!
4. Why did the ninja break up with their partner?
They just couldn’t find common ground!
5. What’s a ninja’s favorite type of footwear?
Sneak-ers!
6. Why did the ninja always win at hide and seek?
Because good luck finding a master of stealth!
7. How does a ninja stay organized?
With a stealthy planner!
8. What did the ninja say to the motivational speaker?
“Your words cut deep!”
9. Why did the ninja bring a ladder to the bar?
To reach the high spirits!
10. What’s a ninja’s favorite vegetable?
A sly-cry! (Silk cucumber)
11. Why did the ninja start a band?
Because they were really good with the “do”!
12. What do ninjas use to keep their houses neat?
Stealth vacuums!
13. Why do ninjas rarely carry cash?
Because they prefer being ‘under the radar’!
14. What do you call a ninja who loves to bake?
A stealthy chef!
15. What’s a ninja’s favorite dessert?
A stealthy pie-slice!
16. Why do ninjas excel at math?
Because they know all the right angles!
17. How do ninjas like their coffee?
Stealthy and strong!
18. What did the ninja do when they were bored?
They went online to get some stealthy ideas!
19. Why are ninjas bad at sharing?
Because they can’t stand being spotted!
20. What’s a ninja’s favorite game?
Hide-and-Sneak!
Famous ninja characters
1. Who is a ninja’s favorite superhero?
The Invisible Man, obviously!
2. Why did the ninja invite the squirrel to the party?
Because it was great at making stealthy leaps!
3. What did the ninja say to the mouse?
“You’re quite a stealthy little friend!”
4. Which ninja was the best musician?
The one who played the stealth-horn!
5. What did the famous ninja do for fun?
Took on some stealth challenges on the weekends!
6. Why are ninjas always calm?
Because they know how to keep their inner silence!
7. What’s a ninja’s favorite movie genre?
Stealth-fies!
8. How do ninjas celebrate their victories?
With a stealthy high-five!
9. What’s a ninja’s favorite book?
“The Art of Stealth!”
10. Why was the ninja always invited to dinners?
Because they brought their A-game to the table—all stealth, no mess!
11. What did the ninja say when they entered a room full of people?
“I’m just here to make a quiet entrance!”
12. How did the ninja respond to compliments?
“Thanks, but I prefer to remain incognito!”
13. Why do ninjas never play poker?
Because they can’t stand to be read!
14. What’s a ninja’s favorite game to play with friends?
Hide and Seek… cause they win every time!
15. Which ninja is always on time?
The punctual stealth master!
16. Why did the ninja start taking acting classes?
To improve their “disappearing act”!
17. How did the famous ninja handle stress?
With a radial stealth technique, of course!
18. Why did the ninja cross the road?
To sneak up on the other side!
19. What’s a ninja’s favorite holiday?
Silent Night!
20. Why did the ninja stop playing the xylophone?
They couldn’t find the right “note” to sneak in!
Ninja-inspired food jokes
1. Why did the ninja become a sushi chef?
Because they excelled at rolling with the punches!
2. What do you call a ninja who loves pizza?
A stealthy pie-log!
3. Why was the ninja so good at making ramen?
They added a touch of stealthy flavor!
4. What’s a ninja’s favorite fruit?
A stealthy berry!
5. Why did the ninja always bring snacks to training?
To keep their stealth up, of course!
6. How do ninjas prefer their tacos?
With a side of stealthy salsa!
7. What do you call a ninja in the kitchen?
A sneaky chef-cook!
8. Why do ninjas love eating at buffets?
Because they can stealthily sample everything!
9. What did the ninja order at the coffee shop?
A stealth mocha, no foam!
10. Why do ninjas make great bakers?
They have a knack for “kneading” stealth!
11. How do ninjas like their salads?
With a stealthy sprinkle of parmesan!
12. What’s a ninja’s secret to making the perfect sandwich?
Ultimate layers of stealth!
13. Why did the ninja always have fresh herbs?
Because they knew how to grow stealthily!
14. What do ninjas serve at their potlucks?
Stealthy dishes—you wouldn’t even see them coming!
15. Why did the ninja fail the cooking class?
They kept vanishing right when the teacher looked!
16. What’s a ninja’s favorite breakfast?
Stealthy pancakes, served with syrup disguises!
17. Why did the ninja steal a lemon?
To make a covert lemon stealth-ade!
18. What’s a ninja’s go-to drink?
Stealthy green tea—perfect for calming the nerves!
19. Why did the ninja take a break from eating?
To practice their stealthy portion control!
20. What do you call a ninja who loves to snack?
A stealthy muncher!
Stealthy animal puns
1. Why did the cat join the ninja school?
Because it wanted to master the art of purr-sistence!
2. What do you call a sneaky rabbit?
A ninja hare!
3. Why are llamas such good ninjas?
Because they always keep their drama on the down-low!
4. How do stealthy ants communicate?
Through ant-i-social media!
5. What did the crocodile say to the ninja?
“I’m just trying to find my stealthy scales!”
6. Why was the owl considered a master ninja?
Because it could always navigate through the “night!”
7. How did the turtle become a stealth expert?
By taking it slow and steady!
8. What do you call a ninja squirrel?
A stealthy nutcase!
9. Why did the fox become a ninja?
To learn how to outsmart the competition in silence!
10. What’s a penguin’s secret to being stealthy?
Sliding under the radar!
11. Why did the ninja zebra join the stealth team?
For its ability to blend in with the stripes!
12. What do you call a stealthy dog?
A ninja pup at heart!
13. How do camouflaged chameleons practice stealth?
By changing their colors in plain sight!
14. Why are dolphins such great ninjas?
They always know how to make a splash quietly!
15. What do you call a stealthy fish?
A ninja guppy swooping in!
16. Why did the sneaky parrot get a black belt?
It mastered the art of feathered stealth!
17. What’s the ninja giraffe known for?
Its long reach for stealthy snacks!
18. Why did the ninja chicken start a stealth camp?
To teach its chicks how to cross the road quietly!
19. How does a stealthy octopus navigate?
By blending in while quietly exploring the deep!
20. Why are bees great at sneaking?
They always buzz without making a sound!
Martial arts wordplay
1. What’s a ninja’s favorite martial arts style?
Sushi-kido!
2. Why don’t ninjas ever play cards?
Because they can’t handle being dealt a bad hand!
3. How do ninjas perform their best moves?
With a lot of stealth and little flare!
4. What do you call a ninja who teaches martial arts?
Sensei-stealth!
5. Why did the ninja refuse to do yoga?
They couldn’t find their inner peace without the stealth!
6. What’s a ninja’s favorite exercise?
Sneaky squats!
7. Why did the karate master always carry a pencil?
For stealthy sketching moves!
8. How does a ninja warm up for a sparring match?
With stealthy stretches!
9. What do you call a ninja who plays the guitar?
A stealthy strummer!
10. What’s a ninja’s favorite workout?
Hide-and-seekercise!
11. Why did the ninja enter the mixed martial arts competition?
To show off their stealth of hand!
12. How do you know if a ninja is really good at tai-chi?
They do it without even being seen!
13. What’s a ninja’s go-to dance move?
The stealth shimmy!
14. Why do ninjas always know how to defend themselves?
Because they’re trained in sneaky defense!
15. What do ninjas do when they miss a kick?
They stealthily withdraw and try again!
16. Why did the ninja get a medal?
For their stealthy achievement in martial arts!
17. What’s a ninja’s secret to perfect focus?
Being in the stealth zone!
18. Why did the ninja assistant get promoted?
For skillfully navigating the office without a sound!
19. How do ninjas keep their techniques sharp?
With stealthy practice!
20. What’s a ninja’s favorite method of competition?
Sneak-lympics!
Sword and weapon humor
1. Why did the sword become a ninja’s best friend?
Because it always knew how to cut to the chase!
2. What do you call a ninja with a broken sword?
Unarmed and dangerous!
3. How do ninjas prefer their blades?
Sharp and silent!
4. Why did the ninja get rid of their old sword?
It couldn’t keep up with their stealthy moves!
5. What’s a ninja’s favorite type of weapon?
A hidden gem!
6. Why do ninjas carry multiple swords?
In case of a sharp situation!
7. What did the ninja say before unsheathing their sword?
“Let’s get this party started… quietly!”
8. How does a ninja sharpen their weapons?
With a secret whetstone!
9. Why didn’t the ninja like to show off their sword?
Because they preferred to keep it under wraps!
10. What do you call a ninja who practices with swords?
A blade master!
11. Why are ninja weapons so well respected?
Because they really know how to make an impact!
12. What did the ninja say when gifted a new katana?
“Finally, a ‘cutting-edge’ upgrade!”
13. Why did the ninja bring a sword to the bakery?
To slice through the competition!
14. What’s a ninja’s favorite workout with their sword?
Kata-cise!
15. Why do ninjas keep their weapons secret?
So they can strike without warning!
16. What advice do ninjas give about weapon maintenance?
Always keep things sharp and to the point!
17. How did the ninja make a feather sword?
With a bit of stealthy imagination!
18. Why did the ninja take up blacksmithing?
To forge their own path of great swords!
19. What do you call a ninja duel?
A battle of wits and blades!
20. Why did the samurai and ninja get along?
Because they both knew how to wield respect!
Ninja clichés reimagined
1. Why did the ninja laugh at the classic “ninja on a quest” movie?
Because it was full of so many plot twists, it left everyone in stitches!
2. What did the ninja say when asked to reenact a famous scene?
“I’ll do it, but you have to promise to keep it under wraps!”
3. Why do ninjas avoid sequels?
Because they believe the first cut is always the deepest!
4. What’s a ninja’s favorite action movie?
“Stealthy and Furious!”
5. Why did the ninja love historical dramas?
They appreciated a good plot twist from the shadows!
6. What do you call a ninja movie that features a lot of comedy?
A stealth comedy of errors!
7. How do ninjas react to plot holes in movies?
With stealthy scoffs and silent facepalms!
8. Why did the ninja win an Oscar?
For best performance in a stealthy role!
9. What’s a ninja’s go-to genre at the cinema?
Silent thrillers!
10. Why are ninja films always a hit?
Because they strike a balance between action and stealth!
11. What did the ninja think of the documentary on stealth techniques?
It was very enlightening, but they should have been more shadowy!
12. Why don’t ninjas binge-watch TV shows?
They prefer to sneak in bits here and there!
13. What’s a ninja’s least favorite type of movie?
A drama that’s just too loud!
14. Why do ninjas make terrible critics?
Because they never want to be seen giving a bad review!
15. How does a ninja react when they see a movie with poor stealth representation?
They throw a covert fit!
16. Why did the ninja refuse to watch the horror movie?
They were tired of all the “noisy” surprises!
17. What do you call a ninja with an amazing film library?
A stealthy cinephile!
18. How did the ninja critique the film festival?
“They need more suspense, less overt action!”
19. What’s a ninja’s favorite old-school film?
“The Good, The Bad, and The Stealthy!”
20. Why are movie nights with ninjas always fun?
Because they know how to keep it quiet and entertaining at the same time!
Sneaky occupations
1. Why did the ninja become a lawyer?
Because they loved to settle things stealthily!
2. What do you call a sneak thief who practices law?
A ninja attorney!
3. Why did the ninja choose to become a chef?
To master the art of stealthy cuisine!
4. What do ninjas prefer in a job?
Positions that allow them to work undercover!
5. What’s a ninja’s favorite type of plant?
A stealthy shrub—perfect for blending in!
6. Why did the ninja join the landscaping team?
To excel in trimming the hedges without a trace!
7. How does a ninja handle paperwork?
With stealthy efficiency, of course!
8. Why did the ninja become a librarian?
To shush loudly without being noticed!
9. What do you call a ninja who’s also a doctor?
A stealthy healer!
10. Why was the ninja popular at the tech company?
Because they always found the bugs before anyone else!
11. Why did the ninja work as a private investigator?
To practice their sneaky skills on mysterious cases!
12. What’s a ninja’s favorite online job?
An undercover content writer!
13. How does a ninja promote their business?
With stealthy advertisements that catch everyone off guard!
14. Why did the ninja enroll in a dance class?
To learn the rhythm of stealthy moves!
15. What do you call a ninja who specializes in security?
A stealth protector!
16. Why did the ninja take up teaching?
To impart the secrets of stealth to unsuspecting students!
17. How do ninjas approach real estate?
With stealthy house-hunting skills!
18. What do you call a ninja who writes stories?
A stealthy storyteller!
19. Why was the ninja great at coding?
Because they could hide their bugs easily!
20. What’s a ninja’s idea of teamwork?
Collaborating quietly from the shadows!
Fun with stealth
1. Why did the ninja always sit quietly in class?
Because they wanted to stealthily absorb knowledge!
2. How does a ninja stay undetected while studying?
By using shadow notes!
3. What did the stealthy student say during the exam?
“I’m just here to vanish the competition!”
4. Why did the ninja love playgrounds?
Because they could practice their stealth moves on the slide!
5. How do ninjas organize their study sessions?
With a covert calendar of stealth topics!
6. What’s a ninja’s favorite school subject?
Stealth-ology!
7. Why did the ninja ace their geography test?
They could navigate silently around the world!
8. How does a ninja remember their homework?
With the stealthiest of tricks and mental notes!
9. Why did the ninja bring a magnifying glass to school?
To find all the missing pieces of their homework!
10. What do you call a ninja who is great at science experiments?
A stealthy chemistry whiz!
11. Why did the ninja join the debate team?
To sharpen their stealthy arguments!
12. What do ninjas do during recess?
They engage in some stealthy games of tag!
13. Why are ninjas always on time for class?
Because they use their shadowy speed!
14. What did the ninja say after winning a school election?
“I’m here to represent with stealthy style!”
15. Why did the ninja prefer online learning?
So they could attend class undetected!
16. How does a ninja prepare for exams?
By reviewing all their stealth notes!
17. Why did the ninja become a campus tour guide?
To lead groups without being seen!
18. What’s a ninja’s favorite classroom activity?
Silent reading, of course!
19. Why do ninjas make great student council members?
They know how to “sneak” in great ideas!
20. What do you call a group of stealthy students?
A ninja study squad!
Ninja movie references
1. What’s a ninja’s favorite movie series?
The “Stealth Wars” trilogy!
2. Why do ninjas love action films?
Because they can relate to all the stealthy stunts!
3. What did the ninja say after watching a suspense thriller?
“That plot had me on the edge of my seat—stealthily!”
4. How did the ninja celebrate the release of their favorite film?
With a silent victory dance!
5. What’s a ninja’s favorite classic film?
“Gone with the Wind… because no one saw it coming!”
6. Why did the ninja avoid romantic comedies?
They prefer action over unnecessary drama!
7. What do you call a ninja movie with lots of humor?
A stealthy comedy caper!
8. Why do ninjas love spy movies?
Because they remind them of their stealthy training!
9. What’s a ninja’s favorite quote from a film?
“Life is like a stealth mission—you never know what’s lurking around!”
10. How did the ninja describe their favorite horror movie?
“It was a genuinely stealthy scare!”
11. Why were the reviews of the ninja movie always glowing?
Because it cut right through the competition!
12. What did the ninja think about films with poor stealth representation?
“They need to work on their plot twists!”
13. How does a ninja view drama films?
As a series of unfortunate stealth errors!
14. What did the ninja say about the sequel to their favorite movie?
“It just didn’t have the right atmosphere for stealth!”
15. Why was the ninja excited for the film festival?
They love seeing how stealth is portrayed across genres!
16. What’s a ninja’s least favorite movie genre?
Musicals—too much noise for their taste!
17. Why did the ninja enjoy watching foreign films?
They appreciated the stealthy subtleties in every scene!
18. What do you call a ninja who makes movies?
A filmmaker specializing in stealth cinema!
19. Why did the ninja not trust previews?
Because they always reveal too much before the stealthy twist!
20. How does a ninja watch a movie?
In complete silence, ready to spring into action if necessary!
Playful puns for kids
1. Why did the kids love the ninja-themed birthday party?
Because there were plenty of stealthy surprises!
2. What did the ninja say when the kids asked for tips?
“Always aim for the shadow, never the spotlight!”
3. Why did the kid dress as a ninja for Halloween?
To sneak away with all the candy!
4. What’s a ninja’s favorite playground game?
Tag, you’re stealthily it!
5. How did the ninja help kids with their homework?
With quiet guidance, of course!
6. Why did the ninja win the school talent show?
They performed an invisible act!
7. What do ninjas do during field trips?
Stealthily explore without being caught by teachers!
8. Why don’t ninjas ever play hide and seek with kids?
Because they would win every time!
9. How does a ninja organize their toy collection?
By stealth category, of course!
10. What did the ninja teach kids at summer camp?
The secret art of stealthy campfire cooking!
11. Why did the ninja volunteer at the school?
To help the kids master the art of quiet reading!
12. What makes a ninja great at sports with kids?
They can dodge anything sneaky!
13. How do ninjas cheer on kids during games?
With silent support and stealthy high-fives!
14. What’s a ninja’s favorite story to read to kids?
“Where the Wild Stealth Things Are!”
15. Why do kids love ninja stickers?
Because they stick to their stealthy mission!
16. What do you call a ninja who loves art?
A stealthy canvas master!
17. Why did the kids ask the ninja to be their coach?
They knew he’d teach them the stealthy way to victory!
18. How do ninjas and kids bond?
Through stealthy activities and fun secret missions!
19. Why did the classroom have a ninja theme?
Because learning is best when it’s stealthy and fun!
20. What did the ninja do during recess?
Organize stealthy games that everyone would remember!
Jokes about ninja skills
1. Why did the ninja get a perfect score on their exam?
Because they mastered the art of stealthy studying!
2. What do you call a ninja who can bake?
A stealth pastry chef!
3. How does a ninja practice their moves at home?
In the stealth of their own living room!
4. Why are ninjas great at video games?
They always sneak up on their opponents!
5. What did the ninja say when asked about their workout routine?
“I lift weights… but you won’t see me doing it!”
6. How do ninjas stay alert during long meetings?
They take stealthy power naps!
7. Why did the ninja excel in science class?
They could observe the experiments without being seen!
8. What do you call a ninja who loves to volunteer?
A stealthy helper!
9. Why was the ninja great at puzzles?
They could see the pieces without being in plain sight!
10. What’s a ninja’s favorite type of math?
Stealth-ometry!
11. How did the ninja avoid messy situations?
With the power of stealthy evasion!
12. Why are ninjas unique storytellers?
They weave tales that keep everyone guessing!
13. What do you call a ninja with exceptional hearing?
A stealthy listener!
14. How does a ninja help with group projects?
They blend in and support from the shadows!
15. Why did the ninja love track and field?
They were born to run without being seen!
16. How did the ninja manage their schedule so well?
With a stealthy planner that goes unnoticed!
17. What’s a ninja’s secret to success?
Combining stealth with smart planning!
18. Why did the ninja always win at board games?
They knew how to strategize silently!
19. What do ninjas do when they want to party?
They throw the quietest bash ever!
20. Why did the ninja read books in the dark?
To train their stealthy reading skills!
Punny one-liners
1. Why did the comedian try to become a ninja?
Because they thought humor could be stealthier!
2. What’s a ninja’s favorite joke?
“Why did the chicken cross the road? To sneaky-ly get to the other side!”
3. Why don’t ninjas write long jokes?
Because they prefer punchlines that can vanish quickly!
4. How do ninjas make their friends laugh?
With stealthy one-liners that sneak up on you!
5. What do you call a ninja who tells puns?
A stealthful humorist!
6. Why did the ninja win the laughter contest?
They had everyone in stitches without anyone seeing their moves!
7. What’s a ninja’s secret to delivering the perfect punchline?
Timing that sneaks up on you!
8. Why did the ninja love knock-knock jokes?
Because they could make a swift getaway as soon as they were done!
9. What do you call a ninja with great comedic timing?
A master of stealth-ology in humor!
10. Why do ninjas prefer playing pranks?
Because they can be sneaky and humorous at the same time!
11. How do ninjas respond to bad jokes?
With a stealthy eye roll and a silent laugh!
12. What’s a ninja’s favorite method of humor?
Invisible comedy that catches you off guard!
13. Why did the ninja always carry a joke book?
To keep up their stealthy sense of humor!
14. How do ninjas brighten up a dull room?
With their quiet comedic presence!
15. What’s a ninja’s favorite type of comedy?
Situational stealth—where the punchline is just below the radar!
16. Why don’t ninjas tell jokes in crowded places?
They prefer to keep the humor on the down-low!
17. How does a ninja critique a comedy show?
With silent approval and stealthy smiles!
18. What did the ninja do after cracking a joke?
They vanished before the laughter began!
19. Why was the ninja good at improv?
Because they could adapt their humor in silence!
20. How do ninjas celebrate a good laugh?
With a quiet fist bump and a stealthy retreat!
Ninja costumes and attire
1. Why did the ninja wear black at the costume party?
Because they wanted to blend in with the shadows!
2. What’s a ninja’s favorite fabric?
Silk—it’s both stealthy and smooth!
3. Why did the ninja choose to wear a ninja mask?
To keep their identity a secret, of course!
4. How do ninjas make their costumes?
With stealth and a lot of quiet stitching!
5. What do you call a ninja in a bright costume?
Out of stealth, in style!
6. Why did the ninja accessorize their outfit with a belt?
To keep all their stealthy gadgets at hand!
7. How does a ninja select their costumes for Halloween?
With careful consideration of optimal blending!
8. What’s a ninja’s go-to accessory?
A stealthy hood—perfect for any occasion!
9. Why do ninjas love versatile outfits?
So they can switch looks without being spotted!
10. How do ninjas choose the perfect mask for their disguise?
By going incognito with a hint of personality!
11. What’s a ninja’s favorite color for attire?
Any color that helps with anonymity!
12. Why do ninjas avoid flashy costumes?
Because they prefer to stay in the shadows!
13. How do ninjas keep their costumes clean?
With stealthy dry-cleaning methods!
14. What did the ninja say about their new outfit?
“It’s un-be-leaf-able how much it blends in!”
15. Why did the ninja’s costume win the contest?
Because it was a cut above the rest!
16. How do ninjas customize their outfits?
By adding unique stealthy patches!
17. What do you call a ninja who loves fashion?
A stealthy trendsetter!
18. Why did the ninja wear two different shoes?
To keep everyone guessing about their stealthy moves!
19. What’s a ninja’s strategy for choosing a costume theme?
Combining stealth with a touch of flair!
20. Why did the ninja’s friends want to borrow their costume?
Because it was perfectly designed for stealthy fun!
Fictional ninja schools
1. Why did the ninja enroll in a martial arts school?
To perfect their stealthy skills!
2. What’s the primary lesson at a ninja academy?
How to sneak up on your final exams!
3. Why did the ninja go to cooking school?
To master the art of stealthy soufflés!
4. What do ninjas learn at ninja school?
The fine art of stealth and how to avoid the spotlight!
5. Why did the ninja bring a pillow to class?
For all those stealthy power naps during lectures!
6. What’s a ninja’s graduation motto?
“Silently achieving success, one stealthy step at a time!”
7. Why was the ninja teacher so effective?
Because they always knew how to keep a low profile!
8. How do ninjas study for exams?
With stealthy flashcards they hide in plain sight!
9. What did the ninja say when asked about their favorite subject?
“Stealth-chanics!”
10. Why do ninjas excel in group projects?
They work quietly behind the scenes!
11. What’s a ninja’s favorite school supply?
Silent pencils for stealthy note-taking!
12. Why did the ninja choose gym class?
To practice their stealthy moves on the mat!
13. What do you call a ninja in art class?
A master of stealthy strokes!
14. How does a ninja win at dodgeball?
By being the stealthiest player on the court!
15. Why was the ninja popular in school?
Because they were always ready to help with stealthy math problems!
16. What do you call a ninja who loves to read?
A stealthy bookworm!
17. Why did the ninja cheer for the sports team?
To give them a silent boost from the shadows!
18. What’s a ninja’s favorite class trip?
A stealthy expedition to the hidden corners of the museum!
19. Why did the ninja bring a stealth kit to school?
To ensure they could vanish if things got too loud!
20. What do ninjas do during recess?
Practice their stealthy sneaks on the playground!
Everyday ninja humor
1. Why did the ninja steal office supplies?
To make stealthy copies without anyone knowing!
2. How does a ninja handle a surprise party?
They plot an exit strategy… quietly!
3. Why don’t ninjas ever get called for jury duty?
Because they vanish before the selection starts!
4. What do you call a ninja who becomes a mail carrier?
A stealthy deliverer of secrets!
5. Why did the ninja refuse to play Monopoly?
Too many loud arguments over the “stealthy” properties!
6. How does a ninja clean their house?
With stealthy dusters that leave no trace!
7. What do ninjas do when they’re hungry at the office?
Sneak in stealthy snacks without anyone noticing!
8. Why was the ninja late for work?
They got caught in a “sneaky” traffic jam!
9. How does a ninja prove they’re adept at multitasking?
By balancing multiple stealthy tasks at once!
10. What’s a ninja’s favorite way to spend a day off?
Practicing their stealthy skills without interruption!
11. Why did the ninja refuse to go to the loud concert?
It was too much “noise” for their stealthy ears!
12. What did the ninja say when they finished a project?
“Mission accomplished—now to vanish!”
13. How does a ninja become an excellent negotiator?
By keeping their cards close to the chest!
14. Why are ninjas great at solving disputes?
They know how to diffuse tension in silence!
15. What do ninjas prefer for transportation?
Quiet vehicles that don’t attract attention!
16. Why did the ninja enjoy the library?
It was the perfect place for some stealthy reading time!
17. What did the ninja think of their boss’s pep talk?
“Too much hype, not enough stealth!”
18. Why do ninjas excel in time management?
They secretly prioritize what’s stealthy important!
19. What’s a ninja’s greatest workplace skill?
Disappearing during the boring meetings!
20. How does a ninja make a presentation engaging?
With stealthy visuals that wow the audience without sound!