Growing up, my dad had this old blue car he proudly named “Bessie.” Every family road trip turned into a comedy show, courtesy of Dad’s endless stream of car-related jokes, none of which ever failed to elicit groans from Mom. Little did we know that these corny quips would become cherished memories, transforming every mundane drive into a laughter-filled adventure. Here are some of those delightful car jokes that will surely make you chuckle.
1. What kind of car does a Jedi drive?
A Toy-Yoda!
2. Why do cars never get lost?
Because they always follow the GPS—Great Pathways System!
3. What’s a car’s favorite type of music?
Brake-dancing!
4. Why did the car apply for a job?
It wanted to get a little more “drive” in its life!
5. How do you catch a runaway car?
Use a “brake” line!
6. What did the car say to the bicycle?
You’re “wheelie” good at balance!
7. Why can’t cars ever play soccer?
They might “tire” of it!
8. What did one car say to the other at the traffic light?
“You’ve got the right of way, I’m just trying to shift gears!”
9. Why did the basketball team hire a car?
Because it needed more “drive” on the court!
10. What type of car does a cloud drive?
A rain-formed vehicle!
11. How does a car feel after a long trip?
Tired, but ready to go the extra mile!
12. Why was the car always late?
It took too many detours looking for “brake-ing news!”
13. What do cars eat before a race?
Gas-tastic meals!
14. Why did the convertible break up with the sedan?
It wanted a little more “open” relationship!
15. What do you call a car that never stops?
A “wheely” busy vehicle!
16. Why was the car so good at math?
Because it knew all the right “angles!”
17. What do you get when you cross a car with a dog?
A “bark” mobile!
18. Why did the car go to school?
It wanted to improve its “brake”fast skills!
19. What do cars do when they get bored?
They go for a “drive” around the block!
20. Why don’t cars like to play cards?
Because they always end up with “bad hands!”
Classic Car Jokes
1. Why did the old car break down?
Because it couldn’t find its spark anymore!
2. Why do vintage cars make great comedians?
They’ve got classic timing!
3. What kind of car does a cat drive?
A meow-stang!
4. What did the car say to the mechanic?
“You really know how to tune me up!”
5. Why was the old car so good at telling stories?
Because it had a lot of mileage on it!
6. What do you call a car that’s always on time?
A punctual vehicle!
7. Why did the classic car join a band?
Because it wanted to improve its “rev”-olution!
8. How did the sports car impress everyone?
It just had that extra “zoom” factor!
9. What’s a classic car’s favorite game?
“Spin the wheel”!
10. Why did the convertible get a promotion?
It was always open to new ideas!
11. How do you fix a broken classic car?
With an “auto-parts” solution!
12. Why are classic cars great at parties?
They bring all the vintage vibes!
13. What kind of insurance do old cars need?
Clunkers coverage!
14. Why did the classic car refuse to go on a road trip?
It needed some time to recharge its battery!
15. What’s an old car’s favorite telephone app?
A gas station locator!
16. Why was the classic car great at poker?
It always knew how to read the hands!
17. What did the classic car say during the race?
“Let’s get this show on the road!”
18. Why did the car always get invited to gatherings?
It knew how to “rev” up a good time!
19. How do classic cars celebrate birthdays?
With plenty of “brake” cake!
20. Why did the classic car always bring a map?
Because it never wanted to make a wrong turn!
Vehicle Knock-Knock Jokes
1. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Vroom.
Vroom who?
Vroom, vroom! Let’s hit the road!
2. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Car.
Car who?
Car-ry me away to adventure!
3. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wheeled.
Wheeled who?
Wheeled you let me in?
4. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Drive.
Drive who?
Drive you crazy with my jokes!
5. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Engine.
Engine who?
Engine you drive me wild!
6. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Tire.
Tire who?
Tire-d of waiting for you!
7. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Steering.
Steering who?
Steering clear of lame jokes!
8. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Brake.
Brake who?
Brake-ness is next to fun-ness!
9. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Honk.
Honk who?
Honk if you love car jokes!
10. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Motor.
Motor who?
Motor-ing along with a smile!
11. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Fuel.
Fuel who?
Fuel free to tell your jokes too!
12. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Rev.
Rev who?
Rev up your day with laughter!
13. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dash.
Dash who?
Dash of humor makes everything better!
14. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Chassis.
Chassis who?
Chassis later, let’s drive away!
15. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Vin.
Vin who?
Vin some time together on the road!
16. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Signal.
Signal who?
Signal if you want more laughs!
17. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Road.
Road who?
Road less traveled for more fun!
18. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Spare.
Spare who?
Spare me the boring jokes!
19. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Piston.
Piston who?
Piston a good joke is always great!
20. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Carpet.
Carpet who?
Carpet on the drive of laughter!
Funny Car Puns
1. Why did the car break up with its girlfriend?
It found her too “exhausting”!
2. What did the bumper say to the fender?
“I’ve got your back, no matter the collision!”
3. Why are cars such great musicians?
Because they always “tune” up before a performance!
4. What kind of party do all cars love?
A “rear”-rally!
5. Why did the car sit on the bench?
It wanted to “rest” its tires!
6. What do you call a smart car?
A “brain”-y vehicle!
7. Why did the wheels start a band?
They wanted to “roll” out some new hits!
8. What do you call a car without an engine?
Rusty and “fuel-less!”
9. Why don’t cars ever get lost?
Because they have great “driving” skills!
10. What’s a car’s favorite dessert?
Brake-cakes!
11. Why did the car join the circus?
Because it wanted to perform “high-jumps!”
12. What do you call a car that tells jokes?
A “fun-tional” vehicle!
13. Why was the car always happy?
It had a “full tank” of joy!
14. What do cars do for fun?
They go “cruisin'” for smiles!
15. How did the car flirt?
It gave a little “honk-honk!”
16. Why did the SUV bring a ladder?
To “reach” new heights!
17. What do you get when you mix a car with a magician?
A “van-ishing” act!
18. Why was the car so well-liked?
It always knew how to “accelerate” the fun!
19. What did the convertible say to the coupe?
“You’ve got a lot of ‘cover’ on that style!”
20. Why did the car break into laughter?
It saw a funny “joke” plate!
Jokes About Driving
1. Why did the driver sleep through the traffic jam?
He was in a “slumber lane”!
2. What do you call an optimistic driver?
A “glass-half-full” pedal pusher!
3. Why do drivers always carry a pencil?
In case they need to draw a “parking spot”!
4. How do you know a driver loves math?
They always have their “odometer” in check!
5. Why did the teacher stop driving?
They couldn’t handle all the “detentions”!
6. What’s a driver’s favorite game?
“Traffic Jam” Monopoly!
7. Why was the driver great at poker?
Because he knew how to “bluff” at the light!
8. What did the driver say when they got lost?
“Guess I’m on the scenic route to nowhere!”
9. Why did the driver always bring a map to dinner?
To find the best “routes” to dessert!
10. Why don’t cars ever get bored while driving?
They always have “suspense” in the rearview!
11. Why did the ghost become a taxi driver?
To give people “boo-tiful” rides!
12. What’s a driver’s favorite type of star?
The “highway” star!
13. Why do bad drivers never play hide and seek?
Because they can’t “stay out of sight!”
14. Why was the driver always calm during traffic?
They had plenty of “brake” time!
15. What did the driver say to the car that wouldn’t start?
“You really know how to stall the conversation!”
16. Why did the bicycle fall asleep while driving?
It couldn’t handle the “pedal fatigue!”
17. What do you call a distracted driver?
A “side-eye” motorist!
18. Why was the driver such a good detective?
Because they always followed the “clue-bus!”
19. What did the road say to the driver during a race?
“You’re on the fast lane to success!”
20. Why did the driver bring a ladder to the car wash?
To help with the “leveling up” of cleanliness!
Silly Car Riddles
1. What runs but never walks?
A car’s engine!
2. What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
3. What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?
A postage stamp on a car mailer!
4. What has keys but can’t open locks?
A piano in a car!
5. What gets wetter the more it dries?
A towel used in a wet car wash!
6. What has space but no room?
A parking slot!
7. Why did the car break down at the stoplight?
Because it was out of gas-tly puns!
8. What goes up and down but never moves?
Street signs with cars passing!
9. What do you call a car that is afraid of itself?
Self-conscious!
10. What has a trunk but no clothes?
A car with a high storage compartment!
11. What is a car’s favorite part of a computer?
The “drive”!
12. What kind of car does a cow drive?
A mooo-ving vehicle!
13. What kind of tree grows in a car?
A car-amel tree!
14. What did the car say to the insecure driver?
“Don’t worry, you’re not ‘brake’-ing my spirit!”
15. What do you find in a car that likes puns?
A giggle wheel!
16. What kind of car does a planet ride?
A mini-van!
17. Why did the pessimistic car refuse to race?
It thought it would never make it to the “finish line!”
18. What do cars use to fix a flat tire?
A “tire” kit!
19. What word is a car’s best friend?
“Brake”!
20. What do you call a fast car?
A “zoom”obile!
Animal Car Jokes
1. What kind of car does a cat drive?
A purr-sche!
2. Why don’t elephants use cars?
Because they can’t fit in the “trunk”!
3. What car do bees drive?
A honey-combustible!
4. Why did the dog sit in the car with the window down?
He wanted some “ruff”-ing in the breeze!
5. What did the horse say when it got a ride in a car?
“This is a real “giddy-up” moment!”
6. Why don’t kangaroos make good mechanics?
Because they always hop to conclusions!
7. What do you call a car driven by a parrot?
A polly-gone vehicle!
8. Why did the sheep get a car?
To go on a “baa-rilliant” road trip!
9. What kind of car do dolphins love?
A “fin-tastic” convertible!
10. Why did the chicken refuse to drive?
Because it didn’t want to cross the road alone!
11. What did the cat say when it crashed its car?
“I’m just feeling a little “feline” down!”
12. What car do frogs prefer?
A “ribbit” roadster!
13. Why did the owl become a driver?
Because it was “wise” behind the wheel!
14. What kind of car does a bear like?
A “grizzly” pickup truck!
15. How do ducks pay for their car rides?
With “quack” credit!
16. What’s a cat’s favorite place to drive?
To the “purr-formance” park!
17. Why did the rabbit buy a sports car?
Because it wanted a “hare-raising” adventure!
18. What do you get when you cross a dog and a car?
A “bark”-mobile!
19. Why did the goldfish hate car rides?
It couldn’t take the “gill” of going fast!
20. What do pandas drive?
A “bamboo-licious” SUV!
Jokes for Road Trips
1. Why did the family pack snacks for their road trip?
Because they wanted to “crunch” the miles!
2. What did the GPS say during a long trip?
“Recalculating… but I’m still on your side!”
3. Why do road trips always have music?
So that the miles can “sing” along!
4. What did the kid say when they got bored on the road?
“Time to play ‘I Spy’ with my little eye!”
5. Why did everyone love the road trip?
Because it was filled with “wheelie” good times!
6. What do you call a car that tells stories during road trips?
A “narrator-mobile”!
7. Why did the dad drive so slowly?
He wanted to enjoy the “scenic route”!
8. What do you bring to a road trip to make it extra fun?
A “trunk” full of games!
9. Why was the tourist excited about their road trip?
Because they were going to see all the “landmarks” along the way!
10. What happened to the rubber band on the road trip?
It got “stretched” too thin!
11. Why did the car insist on taking the food?
Because it was going to have a “gourmet trip”!
12. What do you call a jam-packed road trip?
A “traffic-jam” adventure!
13. Why did the kangaroo love road trips?
It always had a “hop” in its step!
14. How do you know if a road trip is going to be exciting?
When it starts with “buckle up for adventure!”
15. What did one kid say to the other during a long drive?
“Let’s pretend we’re racing on the highway!”
16. Why couldn’t the bicycle join the road trip?
Because it didn’t have any “tires” for a long drive!
17. What sound does a road trip make?
The laughter of passengers enjoying the ride!
18. Why was every stop on the road trip a delight?
Because there’s always something “a-moo-sing” at the farm stand!
19. What did the signs say to the travelers on the road?
“You’re just a turn away from fun!”
20. Why do people love to take pictures on road trips?
To capture all the “snapshot” memories along the way!
Interactive Car Jokes
1. Why did the car sit down for a break?
Because it needed to “rev” up its energy!
2. What do cars do at a comedy lounge?
They “honk” with laughter!
3. What did one car say to the other in a game of charades?
“I’m ‘driving’ it home!”
4. How do cars ask each other to dance?
They say, “Let’s hit the ‘brake’ dance floor!”
5. What do you call a car that likes to play trivia?
An “auto-pedia”!
6. Why did the traffic light turn red?
Because it saw the cars “playing” around!
7. What’s a car’s favorite game to play while waiting?
“Guess the Make!”
8. How do you make a car giggle?
Tell it a “pun-derful” joke!
9. What do cars and comedians have in common?
They both love to “drive” home a punchline!
10. Why did the car get into the debate?
It wanted to “steer” the conversation!
11. What do you call a car party?
A “wheelie” good gathering!
12. How do cars participate in games?
They just cruise along!
13. What did the car say at the talent show?
“I’m a ‘brake’ dancer!”
14. Why did the convertible bring a friend to the race?
To “top” it off with fun!
15. What’s a car’s favorite type of humor?
Car-toons!
16. Why did the hybrid car make a great partner for charades?
It knew all the “green” moves!
17. How do you keep a car entertained?
Let it listen to a “tire”-ring tale!
18. What did the headlights say to each other in a game?
“Let’s shine bright and have fun!”
19. Why was the sports car always invited to play games?
Because it knew how to “accelerate” the fun!
20. What’s the best game for a car to play on a cold day?
“Freeze and Rev”!
Quick Car Jokes for Kids
1. Why did the car bring a ladder to the party?
Because it heard the drinks were “on the house”!
2. What kind of vehicle do cats love to ride in?
A “purr-formance” car!
3. How do cars stay warm in winter?
They get “climate control” upgrades!
4. What do cars say when they’re excited?
“I’m ready to roll!”
5. Why did the car blush?
Because it saw a beautiful “model”!
6. What do you call a car with a good sense of humor?
Witty Wheels!
7. Why did the tire break up with the wheel?
It found “tread” elsewhere!
8. What do you call a car that surprises you?
A “shock-tober” vehicle!
9. Why did the car join a gym?
To improve its “mileage!”
10. What did the car say to the driver who was daydreaming?
“Hey, staaay in your lane!”
11. How does a car avoid arguments?
It always “takes a brake”!
12. What’s a car’s favorite kind of shoe?
Sneakers, because they’re good for a “quick get-away”!
13. Why did the car refuse to drive in the fog?
It didn’t want to lose its “visibility!”
14. What’s a car’s favorite kind of exercise?
Brake dancing!
15. What do cars do at karaoke night?
They belt out their favorite “auto-tunes!”
16. Why did the car take a nap?
It was a little “exhausted”!
17. What do you call a vintage car that loves to help?
A “volunteer” vehicle!
18. What kind of car do you get when you mix a motorcycle and a car?
A “motor-caroline!”
19. Why was the car’s engine always calm?
Because it knew how to keep its cool!
20. What do cars and good friends have in common?
They know how to drive each other crazy—in a good way!