During a particularly scorcher of a summer day, my friends and I decided it was the perfect time to throw a barbecue. As the heat cranked up, our funny bone seemed to sizzle just as much as the grill. Between flipping burgers and trying to keep our drinks cool, we found ourselves cracking jokes that had us doubled over with laughter, which ultimately made the heat much more bearable. Here are some of our favorite hot jokes that might just make you feel a little cooler!
1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms during a heatwave?
Because they make up everything, even the heat!
2. What do you call a hot dog on the beach?
A hot dog! It’s just trying to relish the moment!
3. How does a penguin build its house in summer?
Igloos it together—though it’s a bit warm for that!
4. Why did the sun go to school?
To get a little brighter and heat things up!
5. What did one volcano say to another?
“I lava you, but let’s cool it down a bit!”
6. Why was the math book sad during the heatwave?
It had too many problems, and it was all about angles!
7. What do you call a hot cat?
A fur-nado!
8. How do we know the ocean is friendly?
It waves back, even when it’s hot!
9. What do you say to temperature rising?
You’re just too hot to handle!
10. Why did the ice cream cone break up with the popsicle?
It couldn’t handle the heat of their relationship!
11. What do you call a bear in the summer?
A fried bear—especially if it’s by the grill!
12. How did the beach feel during the heatwave?
Like a warm welcome to the sun!
13. Why did the scarecrow win an award in the summer?
Because he was outstanding in his field, soaking up the sun!
14. What do you call a sunburned snowman?
A puddle!
15. Why do summer animals like to play music?
Because the temperature is always right for a jam session!
16. What do you call an ice cream that tells jokes?
A humor cone!
17. Why did the sun go to therapy?
It had too much to shine about!
18. How do you stay cool during a heatwave?
Stand next to a fan, and let the “cool” jokes fly!
19. What’s a hot dog’s favorite summer activity?
A sausage party by the pool!
20. Why do tennis players never get hot?
Because they always have a good serve!
Sizzling One-Liners to Melt Hearts
1. What do you call a sauna for a bear?
A grizzly lounge!
2. Why did the sun break up with the moon?
It needed space to shine without all the cold shoulder!
3. How do you make a lemon drop?
Just let it fall from the heat!
4. Why did the thermometer break up with the barometer?
It found the relationship too tense during the hot summer days!
5. What does a heatwave wear?
Sizzling hot shorts!
6. Why should you never argue with a hot dog?
Because it’s always trying to ketchup!
7. What do you call a superhero who hates the heat?
Captain Cool!
8. Why did the melons take a vacation?
Because they needed to chill out in the sun!
9. How do bees stay cool in the summer?
They go to their favorite buzz stop!
10. What’s a potato’s favorite way to cool off?
With a hot tub at the French fry resort!
11. What did the sun say to the beach?
You’re looking sandy-licious today!
12. Why did the fridge get a promotion?
Because it knows how to handle intense situations and keep things cool!
13. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one while sweating out in the heat!
14. What do you get when it’s too hot for ice cream?
Melted dreams!
15. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up during the heatwave?
It was two-tired of the heatwave!
16. What do you call the sun at night?
A hot commodity!
17. How do you know when it’s too hot outside?
When even the daredevil ducks refuse to jump in!
18. Why did the eggs go to the sun?
To get a little fried and sunny-side up!
19. What did the cook say when he was sweating?
“I’m just trying to stay in the heat of the moment!”
20. Why do trees prefer summer?
Because they get plenty of shade and a little hot air from the squirrels!
Punny Heat Jokes for a Fiery Laugh
1. What do you call a climate conference where everyone is burnt out?
A hot mess!
2. Why did the chicken cross the road in the heat?
To get to the cooler side!
3. How do you organize a heatwave party?
You “bring the heat!”
4. What do you get when you cross a snowman and the sun?
Frosty with a tan!
5. Why did the beach towel break up with the sunscreen?
It found the relationship too sticky!
6. What did the ocean say to the beach during the heatwave?
Nothing, it just waved!
7. Why do birds fly south in the summer?
Because it’s too hot to flappin’ around!
8. What do you get when you mix summer and music?
A summer jam that’s too hot to handle!
9. Why don’t secrets work well in the summer?
Because the heat makes them slip out!
10. What do you call a movie about summer?
A blockbuster with plenty of heat!
11. How do cows stay cool in summer?
They go to the moo-vies!
12. What did the heat wave say to the snowstorm?
“I’m just too hot to juggle!”
13. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the heat rising!
14. What did the sun say to the moon at their reunion?
Nothing, it was just too hot to communicate!
15. Why was the basketball player sweating?
He couldn’t make his shot because it was sweltering!
16. How does a heatwave get a ride?
It hitches a ride to ‘hot-spot’ destinations!
17. What do you call a cat that likes to sunbathe?
A hot tamale!
18. Why did the ice cube break up with the heat?
It couldn’t handle the pressure melting its cool!
19. Why do lizards love summer?
They think it’s a great time to scale things up!
20. What kind of fruit is always hot?
A hot mango, fresh off the tree!
Temperature-Extreme Funny Stories
1. What did one ice cube say to the other during a heatwave?
“Stay cool, my friend!”
2. Why did the tomato join a gym in the summer?
To get fit before the summer salsa!
3. What did the sun say when it started to rise?
“It’s time to shine and turn up the heat!”
4. Why did the popsicle go to the party?
Because it knew things would get hot and steamy!
5. How did the desert feel during the heatwave?
Like it was on an endless hot streak!
6. What happens to a fried egg in the sun?
It gets a tan and becomes a sunny-side up!
7. Why did the coconut turn on the air conditioner?
It wanted to chill out from the tropical heat!
8. What’s hotter than a summer day?
New York City in July!
9. How does a dog cool off in the summer?
By finding a shady spot to bark at the heat!
10. What did the hamburger name its baby?
Patty, because it couldn’t handle the heat of the grill!
11. Why did the flowers bring sunglasses to the garden?
Because they wanted to bloom with style under the sun!
12. What did the sun say to the ocean?
“Let’s make some waves and heat things up!”
13. Why do surfers love summer heat?
Because it’s the perfect time to ride the hot waves!
14. What did the sand say to the sun?
“You’re burning me up, buddy!”
15. Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Because it couldn’t handle the heat!
16. How do you know it’s really summer?
When the weather forecast predicts ‘lots of hot and sunny’!
17. What did the BBQ say to the summer breeze?
“Let’s get this party sizzling!”
18. Why don’t fish ever get sunburned?
Because they swim in the water to stay cool!
19. What do you call a cat who loves the summer?
A fur-breeze lover!
20. Why did the heatwave apply for a job?
It wanted to be the boss of turning up the temperature!
Cheesy Jokes to Cool Off the Heat
1. Why did the cheese get so hot?
Because it was on a “grate” adventure!
2. What kind of cheese is never yours?
Nacho cheese, especially on a hot summer day!
3. How does cheese greet the summer?
“Say cheese, the sun is shining!”
4. Why did the cheese refuse to play cards?
Because it was afraid of getting “cheddar-ed” in the heat!
5. What did the hot cheese say to the cracker?
“You’re looking a little crumby today!”
6. Why did the mozzarella turn on the fan?
To get a little cool in the hot weather!
7. What did the cheese say to the jalapeño?
“You’re too hot to handle!”
8. Why did the Swiss cheese take a break?
Because it couldn’t handle all the holes in the heat!
9. What’s a cheesy way to make everyone smile in summer?
A good gouda joke!
10. How does a cheese stay cool at the beach?
By taking a dip in the cool dip!
11. Why did the cheese apply sunscreen?
It didn’t want to be a “feta” mess under the sun!
12. What did the cheddar say to the grill?
“I love what you bring to this hot party!”
13. Why did the cream cheese get invited to all the parties?
Because it knows how to spread the fun in the heat!
14. What did the cheese say when it won the lottery?
“I’m finally on a roll, and it’s getting hot!”
15. How do you make a summer picnic great?
Add some cheesy jokes to lighten up the heat!
16. What’s the hottest type of cheese in July?
Pepper Jack, for sure!
17. Why did the cheese stand next to the ice cream?
To cool off from the heat of the crowd!
18. What did one cheese say to the other during a heatwave?
“We’re nacho ordinary snack in this weather!”
19. Why did the cheese get a sunhat?
To protect itself from all the “cheesy” rays!
20. What do you call a hot cheese in a fountain?
Fondue in the sun!
Tropical Laughs: Jokes from the Tropics
1. What do you call a tropical fruit party?
A mango-tastic celebration!
2. Why did the coconut break up with the pineapple?
It found someone who could keep it cooler under the heat!
3. What did the banana say to the orange during summer?
“You’re all zest and no rest in this heat!”
4. How do palm trees greet each other?
With a “leaf” of joy when summer arrives!
5. What’s a toucan’s favorite summer drink?
A “tweet” tea with a splash of tropical fun!
6. Why did the beach ball always roll with laughter?
Because it was always ready for a bouncing good time!
7. What did the sun say to the beachgoers?
“Let’s heat things up and make it a sizzling day!”
8. How do you know it’s really a tropical summer?
When even the tiki torches are sweating fragrant vibes!
9. Why did the crab bring its friends to the tropical party?
Because it wanted to ensure a “shell” of a time!
10. What did the ocean wave say to the surfer?
“I’m ready to splash your summer with fun!”
11. Why don’t tropical birds ever get lost?
Because they always follow the “tweet” returns!
12. How do you organize a summer luau?
You “hula” in some good vibes and let the party flow!
13. Why did the flamingo get invited to every summer party?
Because it always brings a colorful splash!
14. What do you call a lazy tropical fruit?
A chill banana basking in the sun!
15. Why are tropical beaches always so friendly?
Because they love to “sea” new faces and make waves!
16. How do you keep a tropical garden looking fresh?
Regular “palm” care and a sprinkle of humor!
17. What did the summer fruit salad say to everyone?
“Let’s mix it up and be a-peeling in the heat!”
18. Why did the seashell break up with the sand?
It had too much to “shell” out in the sun!
19. What do you call a hot summer night under the stars?
A “starry” tropical adventure!
20. Why did the parrot wear sunglasses?
Because it wanted to look fabulous while soaking up the summer heat!
Scorching Puns That Ignite Laughter
1. What do you call a melted snowman?
A puddle of laughter!
2. Why did the fire go to school?
To improve its “burning” desires!
3. What do you call a lazy sun?
A “laid-back” beam!
4. Why did the heatwave break up with winter?
It couldn’t handle the cold shoulder anymore!
5. What did the sun say to the wind?
“You’re just blowing hot air!”
6. Why did the ice cream go to the party?
Because it heard things were about to melt!
7. How do you make lemonade chill?
Let it take a cool dip in the summer!
8. What did one campfire say to the other?
“Let’s heat things up and start a blaze!”
9. What do you call a sunny day at the beach?
A “shore” thing!
10. Why don’t secrets last in the summer?
Because they get too hot to keep!
11. What do you call a sunburnt comedian?
A hot shot!
12. Why did the sun install an air conditioner?
To cool off its rays!
13. How do you know when it’s summer?
When every day feels like a hot date!
14. Why did the popsicle get a job?
To earn some cool cash while melting hearts!
15. What do you get when you cross a hot day with a joke?
A laugh that leaves you sweating!
16. Why did the temperature rise?
Because it wanted everyone to feel the heat of laughter!
17. What do strawberries do in hot weather?
They get berry hot!
18. Why did the sun make a good comedian?
It always knows how to brighten the room!
19. How do you catch a hot joke?
By being ready to laugh at any moment!
20. What’s a summer favorite for avoiding the heat?
A light-hearted chuckle!
Quick Wit: Fast-Paced Heat Jokes
1. Why was the broom always sweaty in the summer?
Because it swept up the heat!
2. How does a cactus keep cool in the sun?
By finding a prickly spot in the shade!
3. What do you call a roast that’s too hot?
A scorcher!
4. Why did the beach ball always roll downhill?
It just wanted to go on a hot roll!
5. What did the thermometer say to the heat?
“I’m feeling a little boiling today!”
6. How do you know when you’ve really messed up the BBQ?
When the steaks are too high and everything’s burnt!
7. Why do sweatbands love summer?
Because they get to soak up all the heat!
8. What do you call a hot potato in a race?
A “boiling” point!
9. Why did the polar bear put on sunglasses?
It wanted to look cool in the heat!
10. How do you greet the sun after a long winter?
“Hey there, hot stuff!”
11. What’s a hot dog’s favorite game?
Catch the wave!
12. Why do trees love summer parties?
They can’t resist a good trunk show!
13. What did the wind say to the trees?
“Come on, let’s blow this heat away!”
14. Why did everyone bring a towel to the picnic?
To soak up all the summer fun!
15. What’s the best way to prevent sunburn?
Start with a good layer of humor!
16. Why did the burger check the weather?
To see if it was grilling hot outside!
17. What do you call a sunbathing cow?
A hot milkshake!
18. How do flowers respond to the heat?
They bloom and blossom with sunny smiles!
19. Why did the firework open its own business?
To make a star-studded sizzling impact!
20. What did the ice cube say to the heatwave?
“Catch me if you can!”
Summer Flare: Seasonal Jokes to Enjoy
1. Why did the sun apply for a job?
Because it wanted to earn its rays all summer long!
2. What do you call a beach that’s always sunny?
A shore thing under a bright sun!
3. How do you keep a summer vacation exciting?
Add plenty of “wow” and a splash of fun!
4. What’s a cat’s favorite summer game?
Hide and seek in the shade!
5. Why did the ducks bring sunscreen to the pond?
They didn’t want to quack under the sun!
6. What did the ice cream say to the summer heat?
“I can’t take it anymore—I’m melting!”
7. How do you know it’s summer at the pool?
When everyone’s diving into fun!
8. What did the ocean say to the sun on a hot day?
“Thank you for making me sparkle!”
9. Why did the butterfly bring a fan to the garden?
To keep its wings from wilting!
10. What’s the best way to enjoy a summer barbeque?
Bring your appetite for fun and laughter!
11. Why did the watermelon turn on the radio?
It wanted to jam at the hot summer party!
12. How do you know you need a vacation?
When even your shadow is pleading for some beach time!
13. What did the lemonade say to the heat?
“Let’s mix it up a little and chill out!”
14. Why do surfboards love summer?
Because they live for the thrill of the waves!
15. How does a sunflower know it’s summer?
It follows the sun and spreads joy all day!
16. Why did the popsicle go to school in the summer?
To get a little cooler with some fun classes!
17. What do you call a sunbathing lizard?
A hot reptile looking to soak up the rays!
18. Why did the ice cream scoop bring a blanket to the beach?
It wanted to stay cozy while melting in the sun!
19. How do you make summer days sweeter?
Add a scoop of laughter topped with joy!
20. What did one BBQ said to the other?
“Let’s turn up the heat and grill out some laughter!”
The Ultimate Collection of Hot Jokes
1. What do you call a hot chocolate in July?
A steaming cup of “why is it so hot?”
2. Why did the beach chair break up with the towel?
It needed more space during the sizzling days!
3. How does a sunbeam express itself?
In radiant jokes that brighten the day!
4. What did one sun say to the other?
“You light up my life, even when it’s blazing!”
5. Why are summers always so bright?
Because they can’t resist shining through the heat!
6. Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing in the heat!
7. What did the ocean say as the sun set?
“Thanks for the warm goodbye!”
8. Why do people love summer picnics?
They’re a “grill”-iant way to enjoy the heat!
9. What do you call a summer full of fun?
A hot agenda of laughter!
10. Why did the salad start sweating?
It was tossed in the heat of excitement!
11. What do you get when you combine laughter and summer?
Infinite rays of joy!
12. Why do sunflowers thrive in summer?
Because they soak up all the good vibes!
13. What’s a hot dog’s favorite vacation?
A “wiener” roast on a sunny beach!
14. How does lemonade stay cool?
By keeping its zest in the summer sun!
15. Why did the coconut go to therapy?
It had trouble dealing with being cracked in the heat!
16. What do you call a lazy sun?
A sun that’s always catching rays without a care!
17. Why did the surfboard go to the beach?
To hang ten and soak up the sun!
18. What’s a summer blockbuster?
When laughter takes center stage under the sun!
19. Why did the sunscreen apply for a job?
It wanted to help protect people from getting burned out!
20. How do you keep a summer party going?
By sprinkling it with laughter and good company!