It was a regular Saturday afternoon when I decided to host a Marvel movie marathon with friends. As we gathered around the TV, I couldn’t help but throw in some jokes between the films. The laughter that ensued made me realize how much fun wordplay could bring to our favorite superhero stories. So, here are some marvelous puns that will surely tickle your funny bone while you enjoy your next superhero adventure!
1. Why did Spider-Man join the computer class?
A: He wanted to improve his web design!
2. What does Thor use to keep his hair in place?
A: A thunderstorm!
3. Why did Black Widow break up with her boyfriend?
A: He kept taking her for granted!
4. What did Captain America say during a workout?
A: “I can do this all day!”
5. How does the Hulk calm down?
A: He just takes a big “hulk” of a breath!
6. Why did Iron Man open a bakery?
A: He wanted to make “dough”!
7. What’s Doctor Strange’s favorite game?
A: “Portal” of course!
8. Why does Ant-Man always carry a smartphone?
A: He needs to stay “in range”!
9. How does Loki like his sandwiches?
A: With a bit of mischief!
10. Why did the Scarlet Witch bring a ladder to the bar?
A: She heard the drinks were on the house!
11. What do you get when you cross a superhero with a comedian?
A: A punchline!
12. Why was the Falcon always invited to parties?
A: He really knows how to “wing it”!
13. What did the Vision say when he was complimented?
A: “That’s quite a sight!”
14. Why did Nick Fury start gardening?
A: He wanted to grow “shield” plants!
15. What do you call a superhero who loves bread?
A: The Loaf Avenger!
16. Why is Gamora such a good musician?
A: She has great “Tempo”!
17. What’s Black Panther’s favorite music?
A: “Roar” music!
18. Why do superheroes hate getting lost?
A: Because they can’t find their way back to “normal”!
19. How does Hawkeye stay positive?
A: He always hits the “bullseye”!
20. What did the superhero say at the comedy club?
A: “Let’s put on a show that’s out of this world!”
Heroic One-Liners
1. What do you call a superhero who brings snacks?
A: Captain Munch!
2. Why did the superhero always carry a pencil?
A: In case he needed to draw the line!
3. What did Iron Man say to his suit?
A: “You complete me!”
4. Why did Thor bring a suitcase to the battle?
A: He was ready to “hammer” out a plan!
5. How does Spider-Man text his friends?
A: With web messages!
6. What did the Black Widow say when she found a lost coin?
A: “Looks like I’m in the ‘spider’verse of luck!”
7. Why did Ant-Man give up on gambling?
A: He couldn’t handle the “high stakes”!
8. What did Doctor Strange say to his former apprentice?
A: “You’ve really lost your magical touch!”
9. How does the Hulk like his eggs?
A: Hulk smash them!
10. Why did Captain Marvel join a singing group?
A: She wanted to show off her “higher range”!
11. What did the Scarlet Witch say to her witch friends?
A: “Let’s stir up some magic!”
12. What do you call Captain America on the beach?
A: The Sand-man!
13. Why was the Winter Soldier always chill?
A: He’s used to being icy!
14. How did Black Panther feel after a nap?
A: “Paw-sitively energized!”
15. Why did the Flash start a baking business?
A: He wanted to make “fast” bread!
16. What did the Guardians say when the Wi-Fi went down?
A: “Looks like we’re stranded in the galaxy!”
17. How does Loki handle conflict?
A: With a bit of trickery!
18. What did Hawkeye say to his date?
A: “You don’t miss a beat, do you?”
19. Why did the Vision love philosophy?
A: He always pondered “what is real?”
20. What do you get when you cross Iron Man with a dog?
A: A barker who can “suit up”!
Sidekick Snickers
1. Why does Robin never get lost?
A: Because he always follows the Batman!
2. What did Bucky Barnes do when he lost his arm?
A: He got a “replacement sidekick”!
3. How does Teen Titans ensure they do well in school?
A: They always take “notes” from their sidekick!
4. Why did Batgirl bring a pencil to the fight?
A: She wanted to sketch out a plan!
5. What do you call a sidekick who can’t stop making puns?
A: A “pun-derful” partner!
6. Why was the Hulk’s sidekick always so calm?
A: Because he knew the Hulk would do the smashing!
7. How does Miles Morales stay motivated?
A: He follows his “web” of friends!
8. Why did War Machine apply for a job?
A: He wanted to earn some “extra armor”!
9. What’s Spider-Man’s sidekick’s favorite mobile game?
A: “Web Warriors”!
10. Why did the Green Lantern invite his sidekick to the party?
A: He needed someone to light up the night!
11. How does Falcon keep in touch with his friends?
A: By sending “tweet” messages!
12. Why did the Winter Soldier start a detective agency?
A: He wanted to be the “sidekick that solves it all”!
13. What did Ant-Man say when he got a new partner?
A: “That’s a tiny bit of luck!”
14. Why did the sidekick always carry a mirror?
A: To reflect on their hero’s greatness!
15. What do sidekicks do on weekends?
A: They take “side quests”!
16. Why did the Catwoman team up with her sidekick?
A: Because she wanted to make some “purr-fect” plans!
17. How do sidekicks always find their way?
A: They follow the hero “on the map”!
18. Why was the Flash’s sidekick always so energetic?
A: They could “keep up” with any speed!
19. What did the superhero say to his sidekick before the mission?
A: “Let’s stick together like glue!”
20. How does a sidekick change their outfit?
A: They just need a quick “switcheroo”!
Villainous Jokes
1. Why did Loki break up with his girlfriend?
A: She said he was too much of a “trickster”!
2. How does Thanos keep his enemies on their toes?
A: He gives them a “snap” decision!
3. What’s Ultron’s favorite type of music?
A: Heavy metal, of course!
4. Why did Green Goblin bring a broom to the fight?
A: He wanted to sweep the competition!
5. What did Doctor Doom say after winning an argument?
A: “I reign supreme!”
6. Why did Venom get kicked out of the restaurant?
A: He couldn’t stop “spilling his guts”!
7. How does a villain write a letter?
A: With “evil ink”!
8. What did the Red Skull say to his minions?
A: “Let’s get this brain trust rolling!”
9. Why did the Kingpin refuse dessert?
A: He was already too “full of schemes”!
10. What’s Mysterio’s favorite magic trick?
A: Making himself disappear from responsibility!
11. Why was Loki such a good poker player?
A: He always had a few “tricks” up his sleeve!
12. What do you call a villain who loves tea?
A: A “bad brew”!
13. How does Magneto prefer his sandwiches?
A: With plenty of “magnetic” fillings!
14. Why did the Hydra agents start a band?
A: They wanted to “take over” the charts!
15. What did the villain say during his monologue?
A: “Prepare for a ‘plot’ twist!”
16. How did the Green Goblin greet his friends?
A: With a “gleeful goblin cackle”!
17. Why did Bane go to art school?
A: He wanted to learn about “breaking” the canvas!
18. What do you call it when villains tell jokes?
A: A “punchline of evil”!
19. Why did Venom apply for a job?
A: He needed a “bite” of that paycheck!
20. How does a villain enjoy their day off?
A: By plotting their “day of relaxation”!
Infinity Puns
1. Why did Thanos break up with his girlfriend?
A: She said he was too “clingy,” always wanting to collect more stones!
2. What did Loki name his fitness program?
A: “Get Fit or Get Tricked!”
3. Why did Doctor Doom bring a ladder to the bar?
A: He wanted to reach new heights of villainy!
4. How does Ultron prefer his coffee?
A: Strong enough to “terminate” him!
5. What did the Red Skull say at the cookout?
A: “Let’s grill like villains!”
6. Why was Green Goblin so good at online shopping?
A: He loved to “sweep” those deals!
7. What’s Venom’s favorite workout?
A: Weight “lifting” with a little bit of “bite”!
8. How did Mysterio throw a party?
A: He made it a “disappearing act”!
9. Why did Kingpin refuse to play cards?
A: He didn’t want to deal with dropped hands!
10. What do you call it when villains start a cooking show?
A: “Evil Eats”!
11. Why did Bane become a motivational speaker?
A: He wanted to help others “break free”!
12. What did the villain order at the restaurant?
A: Something “devious” with a side of “chaos”!
13. How do Hydra agents prefer their eggs?
A: “Over easy, with a dash of evil!”
14. Why does Loki love baseball?
A: He’s great at “catching” people off guard!
15. What did the Joker say while playing chess?
A: “Checkmate? I prefer joker’s wild!”
16. Why did the Enchantress break up with her partner?
A: She thought he was a “spell” too dull!
17. What do you call Thanos during a fundraiser?
A: The ultimate “donor”!
18. Why did the villain start a podcast?
A: To share his “dark” secrets!
19. How do superheroes send secret messages?
A: They use “encrypted villain puns”!
20. What did Hydra say at their team meeting?
A: “Let’s go for world domination and gourmet sandwiches!”
Cosmic Gags
1. Why did Galactus apply for a job?
A: He wanted to be the ultimate “planetary” consultant!
2. What do you call a talking star?
A: A “stellar” conversationalist!
3. Why did the cosmic entity get kicked out of the bar?
A: He kept making everything “universal”!
4. How do Celestials enjoy their meals?
A: With a side of “extra dimension”!
5. Why did the Titan refuse to play hide and seek?
A: Because good luck hiding from a cosmic being!
6. What did the cosmic being say to the planets?
A: “You guys really make my world go round!”
7. Why don’t cosmic beings ever get bored?
A: They always have “out of this world” things to do!
8. How does Nova keep his suit looking fresh?
A: He gives it a stellar “shine”!
9. Why was the cosmic entity always calm?
A: Because he had inner “space”!
10. What’s a celestial being’s favorite game?
A: “Starfinder”!
11. How does a cosmic hero stay fit?
A: By taking “galactic” steps every day!
12. What did the universe say to the stars?
A: “You light up my life!”
13. Why did the space explorer always carry a pencil?
A: To draw his “constellations”!
14. What kind of jokes do Celestials tell?
A: “Cosmic” giggles!
15. How does a superhero respond to cosmic threats?
A: With “stellar confidence”!
16. Why do cosmic entities love social media?
A: They enjoy building their “galactic network”!
17. What did one star say to another?
A: “You’re looking supernova tonight!”
18. Why did the comet break up with the asteroid?
A: It needed more “space”!
19. How do cosmic beings read books?
A: With “universe-wide” interest!
20. What do you call a cosmic surprise party?
A: A “stellar celebration”!
Avenger Quips
1. Why did Captain America always carry a shield?
A: To protect his “puns”!
2. What does Thor say when he gets excited?
A: “It’s hammer time!”
3. How does Iron Man communicate in the park?
A: With plenty of “suit-ables”!
4. Why did Hulk start a humor blog?
A: He wanted to share some “smash hits”!
5. What do you call Black Widow’s favorite music?
A: “Spider rock”!
6. How does Hawkeye avoid drama?
A: He always hits the “target” and moves on!
7. Why did Doctor Strange become a librarian?
A: He wanted to keep his “spells” in order!
8. What does the Falcon use for his selfies?
A: A “wing” camera!
9. Why was Spider-Man so great at relationships?
A: He “webs” everyone together!
10. What did Iron Man say when asked about his suits?
A: “They’re all tailored for success!”
11. How does Black Panther keep his identity secret?
A: With a well-placed “purr-sonal” mask!
12. Why did Captain Marvel never feel lonely?
A: Because she has “stellar” friends everywhere!
13. What did the Vision say when he got a compliment?
A: “I’d say that’s quite ‘visionary’ of you!”
14. How does Ant-Man stay in shape?
A: By doing “mini” workouts!
15. Why did Thor bring a notebook to the gym?
A: To hammer out his workout plans!
16. What do superheroes call their dance parties?
A: “Heroic boogies”!
17. Why was the Winter Soldier always so organized?
A: He had a “list” of priorities!
18. What did Black Widow say after a successful mission?
A: “That was a ‘killing’ success!”
19. Why did Doctor Strange excel at puzzle games?
A: He always saw “the bigger picture”!
20. How do superheroes start their day?
A: With a “super breakfast”!
Supercharged Sayings
1. Why did Captain Marvel never get lost in the morning?
A: Because she always followed her “stellar” routine!
2. What did Iron Man say to his friends at brunch?
A: “Let’s suit up for pancakes!”
3. How does Spider-Man order his coffee?
A: “Just make sure it’s ‘brew-tiful’!”
4. Why did Black Widow become a chef?
A: She wanted to create “killer” recipes!
5. What do you call Captain America when he’s on a diet?
A: The “lean” Avenger!
6. Why does Thor love playing board games?
A: He enjoys making “thunder”-ous moves!
7. How does Hulk make decisions?
A: He always goes with his “gut feeling”!
8. What did Hawkeye say when he solved a problem?
A: “That was right on target!”
9. Why does Doctor Strange love to travel?
A: He’s always seeking new “dimensions”!
10. What do Avengers say before dinner?
A: “Let’s assemble for a delicious feast!”
11. Why did Ant-Man take up gardening?
A: He wanted to grow his “tiny” plants!
12. What did Falcon say when he won an award?
A: “I’m just soaring with joy!”
13. How does Vision stay so positive?
A: He always has a “bright outlook”!
14. Why was Gamora so good at math?
A: Because she had a “calculating” mind!
15. What did the Avengers say at movie night?
A: “Time to unleash the ‘superhero’ within!”
16. Why did the Winter Soldier join a book club?
A: He wanted to explore new ‘narratives’!
17. What does Loki call his meditation sessions?
A: “Mind tricks”!
18. How does a superhero put on a good show?
A: By giving it their “all”!
19. Why did Doctor Strange prefer solo trips?
A: He wanted to keep things “mystically” personal!
20. How does an Avenger celebrate a victory?
A: With a “heroic” party!
Mutant Humor
1. Why did Wolverine bring a ladder to the bar?
A: Because he heard the drinks were on the “high” shelf!
2. What did Cyclops say at the bank?
A: “I’m here for an ‘optical’ investment!”
3. Why does Mystique love to play hide and seek?
A: Because she’s always changing the rules!
4. How does Deadpool order his pizza?
A: With extra “sauce” and a side of adventure!
5. What did the Beast say when he baked a cake?
A: “It’s a ‘beast’ of a dessert!”
6. Why did Rogue start a podcast?
A: She wanted to share her “powerful” stories!
7. What do you call a mutant who tells jokes?
A: A “pun-tant”!
8. Why does Nightcrawler love to travel?
A: He enjoys “teleporting” to new places!
9. What did Gambit say at the card table?
A: “I’m feeling lucky, mon chéri!”
10. How does Jean Grey stay calm?
A: By practicing her “telepathic” breathing!
11. What did the mutant improve in his skills?
A: His ability to make “puns” that stick!
12. Why did Storm always carry an umbrella?
A: In case she encountered some “pun-derful” weather!
13. What do you call an X-Men musical?
A: “The ‘Mutant’ Sing-Off!”
14. How did Iceman react to summer?
A: He thought it was a real “melt-down”!
15. What does Professor X do during game night?
A: He always “reads” the room!
16. Why did Jubilee start a fashion blog?
A: She wanted to showcase her “sparkling” style!
17. What did Colossus say at the gym?
A: “Time to lift some heavy ‘metals’!”
18. How does Psylocke handle stress?
A: With a “mind over matter” approach!
19. Why was the Scarlet Spider always happy?
A: Because he was a “web-slinger” of joy!
20. What do the mutants say when they gather?
A: “Let’s unite for a super fun time!”
Ultimate Laughs
1. Why did Wolverine always carry a calendar?
A: He wanted to keep track of his “healing” time off!
2. What do you call Magneto at a picnic?
A: The master of “sandwich” control!
3. Why did Cyclops bring a mirror to the battle?
A: To reflect on his “optical” choices!
4. How does Storm communicate with the weather?
A: She always has a “lightning” conversation!
5. What did Deadpool say when he tried gardening?
A: “Time to plant some ‘deadly’ herbs!”
6. Why did Rogue become a bartender?
A: Because she was great at “mixing” things up!
7. What do you call it when Beast starts a library?
A: A “beastly” collection of knowledge!
8. Why was Jubilee the life of the party?
A: She always brought the “sparkle”!
9. What did Nightcrawler say when he got a compliment?
A: “Thanks, I’m just a little ‘teleporting’!”
10. How does Gambit stay organized?
A: With his “deck” of plans!
11. What did the team say during a workout?
A: “Time to flex our mutant ‘super’ powers!”
12. Why did Iceman never need a cooler?
A: Because he always brought his own “chill”!
13. How does Colossus stay informed?
A: By reading the “metal” news!
14. What does Psylocke do at the spa?
A: She practices her “mindfulness”!
15. Why did Silver Surfer start a beauty line?
A: He wanted to sell some “cosmic glow”!
16. What did Professor X say about group projects?
A: “Let’s use our ‘minds’ to collaborate!”
17. How does Beast like to celebrate?
A: With some “intellectual” fun!
18. Why did Jean Grey take dance classes?
A: She wanted to master her “telekinetic” moves!
19. What do you call a group of X-Men playing music?
A: The “Mutant Melody Makers”!
20. How does a superhero plan a vacation?
A: With an itinerary of “super adventures”!