During my friend’s baby shower, we had a contest to see who could come up with the funniest pregnancy-related puns. The room exploded with laughter as everyone shared their best jokes, and I realized just how much joy a few clever words can bring during such a special time. Here are some hilarious pregnancy puns that are sure to put a smile on your face!
1. Why did the baby cookie cry?
Because its mom was a wafer (away for) too long!
2. What do you call a baby who can’t stop playing in the womb?
A kickstarter!
3. How do you know when a dad is about to tell a baby joke?
He’s pulling out the puns!
4. What’s a pregnancy’s favorite musical?
Waitress, because of all the bun in the oven songs!
5. Why are babies such bad secret keepers?
Because they always leak the news!
6. What did the womb say to the fetus?
It’s time to grow up!
7. Why did the baby bring a ladder to its delivery?
Because it wanted to reach new heights!
8. What does a baby use to communicate?
Womb telepathy!
9. Why was the pregnant woman so great at gardening?
She had a natural green thumb… and some serious “bump” skills!
10. Why did the pregnancy test apply for a job?
It wanted to make sure it was a positive experience!
11. What do you call a pregnancy that’s hard to manage?
A complicated bundle of joy!
12. Why was the baby blanket always happy?
Because it was always wrapped up in comfort!
13. What did the pregnant bicycle say?
“I’m two-tired!”
14. How do you throw a party for a newborn?
With a little bundle of fun!
15. What do you call a baby with a sleep issue?
A little nightmare!
16. Why was the baby’s outfit always on point?
Because it was stitched with love!
17. What did the pregnant tomato say?
“I’m ready to ketchup on my sleep!”
18. Why are pregnancy announcements so dramatic?
Because there’s always a plot twist!
19. What’s a baby’s favorite type of music?
Cradle rock!
20. Why was the pregnant lady always so calm?
Because she knew how to take it one contraction at a time!
Classic Pregnancy Jokes
1. What do you call an expectant mother who loves to play hide and seek?
A hiding in plain sight mom!
2. Why did the expectant mom start a gardening club?
She wanted to grow her little sprouts!
3. How did the dad feel at the pregnancy reveal?
Sonsational!
4. What did the doctor say to the woman with two babies?
“Congrats, you’re expecting a double feature!”
5. Why did the pregnant lady go to the comedy club?
She needed a good laugh to lighten her load!
6. What do you call a woman who can’t stop talking about her pregnancy?
A baby drum roller!
7. Why did the baby angel get sent to Earth?
To give a little lift to the pregnancy mood!
8. What did the pregnant cow say?
“I’m just udderly excited!”
9. Why did the woman join a yoga class?
To stay flexible for the big day!
10. What do you call a group of pregnant women on a roller coaster?
Expectant thrill-seekers!
11. How do you throw a fun baby shower?
With a lot of bumpin’ tunes!
12. Why do pregnant ladies love puns?
Because they can really relate to the “bun” part!
13. What did the baby say to its mother during a long day?
“Don’t worry, I’m just taking up space!”
14. Why did the pregnant mom cross the road?
To get to the other trimester!
15. What’s a pregnancy-themed superhero called?
The Bun in the Oven Man!
16. Why did the mother write a book?
Because she wanted to share her labor of love!
17. What did the baby’s nursery rhyme say?
“Womb, womb, where art thou?”
18. Why was the pregnant woman a great friend?
Because she always knows how to lift your spirits!
19. What did the pregnant goldfish say?
“I’m expecting a little school of fry!”
20. How do you know if a dad is being supportive?
He always brings the “puns” to the bump party!
Food-Related Pregnancy Puns
1. What did the pancake say to the pregnant woman?
“You’re flipping adorable!”
2. Why did the pregnant mushroom get invited to all the parties?
Because she was a fun-gi!
3. What do you call a baby with a sweet tooth?
A sugar lump!
4. Why did the mommy grape stop in the middle of the race?
She ran out of juice!
5. What’s a pregnant woman’s favorite snack?
A ‘bump’ of popcorn!
6. Why don’t pregnant women ever get lost in the kitchen?
Because they always know the right recipe!
7. What did the baby carrot say to its mom?
“I’m rooting for you!”
8. What’s a pregnancy’s favorite vegetable?
A bumpkin!
9. Why was the pregnant cheese so relaxed?
Because it was feta than ever!
10. How do you make a pregnant woman smile?
Give her a little babyccino!
11. What do you call a baby vegetable that’s always happy?
A jolly green bean!
12. What did the pregnant cookie say to her friend?
“I’m baking up a little surprise!”
13. Why did the mother hen go to the doctor?
She was feeling a little egg-stra!
14. What do you call a pregnancy craving that’s too ambitious?
A stretch mark of ambition!
15. What did the pregnant peach say?
“I’m just peachy, thank you very much!”
16. Why was the pregnant watermelon so popular?
Because she was one in a melon!
17. What do you call an oven that’s ready for a baby?
A bun warmer!
18. Why did the expecting mom love the pastry shop?
Because it was a “flour”-ishing business!
19. What did the hungry baby say?
“I want to ketchup!”
20. Why did the pregnant woman start a gardening blog?
To share her “sprouting” ideas!
Baby Bump Banter
1. Why did the baby bump bring a suitcase to the party?
Because it was ready to pack on the fun!
2. What do you call a cheerful pregnancy?
A joy bump!
3. Why did the pregnant woman start a band?
Because she wanted to rock the baby bump!
4. How does a baby bump like to relax?
With some good old-fashioned “belly” laughs!
5. What did one baby bump say to the other?
“We’re going to have a bloomin’ good time!”
6. Why did the pregnant woman win the award?
Because she embraced the “bump” and brought home the gold!
7. What’s a baby bump’s favorite dance move?
The bump and grind!
8. Why did the baby bump join the gym?
It wanted to get some “undercover” strength training!
9. What did the father say when he first saw the baby bump?
“That’s a little miracle in progress!”
10. Why was the pregnant woman always smiling?
Because she was known for her “bump-tastic” attitude!
11. What did the baby bump wear for Halloween?
A cute little pumpkin costume!
12. How did the baby bump send invitations?
With some serious “bump mail” action!
13. What’s the baby bump’s go-to motivational quote?
“Bump up your confidence!”
14. Why did the baby bump become a motivational speaker?
It was great at spreading joy and encouragement!
15. What did the expectant mom name her bump?
Sir Bumps-a-lot!
16. How did the baby bump celebrate its birthday?
With a big cake and a whole lot of balloons!
17. What kind of music does a baby bump prefer?
Anything with a good “bump” to it!
18. Why do baby bumps have so many friends?
Because they’re always “abundantly” supportive!
19. What do you call it when the baby bump plays hide and seek?
Womb and seek!
20. Why did the baby bump give a speech?
It wanted to share its “growth” experience with everyone!
Puns for Baby Showers
1. Why did the baby shower turn into a concert?
Because everyone wanted to hear some “womb”-tastic tunes!
2. What did the expectant mom say to the cake at the shower?
“You’re the sweetest layer of my day!”
3. How does a baby shower guest stay fit?
By doing the “bump-ercise” during the games!
4. Why did the balloons go to the baby shower?
To keep the spirits “up” for the new arrival!
5. What’s an expecting mom’s favorite party game?
Pin the diaper on the baby!
6. How do you know when a baby shower is a hit?
When everyone is “bumpin’” with laughter!
7. What do you call a baby shower without food?
A “diaper” disaster!
8. Why was the baby shower so colorful?
Because it was a “palette” of love!
9. What did the baby say when it got a gift at the shower?
“Thank you for the ‘oi-oi’ (Oh, I) can’t wait to try this out!”
10. Why did the mom-to-be bring a ladder to the shower?
To reach all the “high” notes of fun!
11. What did the cake wish for at the baby shower?
To be a “slice” of the big celebration!
12. Why was the room so full of joy?
Because of all the “bump-tastic” vibes!
13. How did the baby shower invitations get delivered?
With a special touch of “womb-mail”!
14. What do you call a group of excited guests at a baby shower?
A joyful “hatchery”!
15. Why are baby showers great for moms?
Because they’re full of “bump-bulance” support!
16. How do you throw an unforgettable baby shower?
With plenty of puns and “bump-astic” games!
17. Why did the expecting mother love flower arrangements at the shower?
Because they represented her “blooming” joy!
18. What did the baby shower cake say to the guests?
“I’m here for a ‘slice’ of the fun!”
19. Why did the baby shower have a photo booth?
To capture all the “bump”-worthy memories!
20. What does a mom-to-be call the gifts at her baby shower?
A “bundle” of surprises!
Dad Jokes for Expecting Fathers
1. Why did the dad bring a ladder to the nursery?
He heard the baby was going to be a little climber!
2. What do you call a dad who’s super into baby names?
A dad-nomenclaturer!
3. How does a dad feel when he hears the heartbeat for the first time?
He’s absolutely “pumped”!
4. What did the dad say when he realized he had to change the diapers?
“I’ll just wing it!”
5. Why did the dad become a chef during the pregnancy?
Because he wanted to prepare for all the “baby food” adventures!
6. What’s a dad’s favorite part of a baby’s first words?
Hearing them say “Dada” as early as possible!
7. What did the dad say after a long night with the newborn?
“I’ve officially joined the no-sleep club!”
8. Why did the expecting dad look in the mirror?
To practice his best “dad jokes” face!
9. What do you call a dad who loves to build things for the baby?
A “daddy contractor”!
10. How does a dad celebrate in the delivery room?
He “catches” the moment with a high-five!
11. Why did the dad play video games during late nights?
He wanted to master his “paternal skills”!
12. What did the dad say when choosing the baby’s clothes?
“I’m just trying to keep it ‘toasty’!”
13. How does an expecting dad prepare for diaper duty?
He reads every “changing” manual!
14. What’s a dad’s playlist while waiting for labor to start?
Songs that are “child-proof”!
15. Why did the dad proudly display baby shoes?
Because he couldn’t wait for his little one to “step up”!
16. What did the dad say when the baby kicked?
“Now that’s what I call a ‘goal’!”
17. How does a dad practice his parenting skills?
By negotiating with the baby’s blanket over nap time!
18. What do you call a dad telling his best jokes during delivery?
A “labor-comedian”!
19. Why did the dad collect baby books?
So he’d be prepared for “well-read” parenting!
20. What’s a dad’s strategy for baby-sitting during football season?
Multitasking: “cradle and catch”!
Labor and Delivery Laughs
1. Why did the doctor bring a ladder to the delivery?
Because he heard the contractions were about to peak!
2. What did the dad say when he saw the hospital food?
“Well, at least it’s a ‘delivery’ service!”
3. Why did the delivery nurse always bring snacks?
To keep her energy at peak “birth” levels!
4. How do you know if a delivery room is really exciting?
There’s a lot of “baby chatter” going on!
5. What do you call the doctor who delivers multiple babies?
A “double time” specialist!
6. Why did the mother bring a bucket of ice to the delivery?
Because she wanted to stay cool under pressure!
7. What did the baby say to the doctor during labor?
“I’m ready for my big debut!”
8. Why did the dad take up meditation in the delivery room?
To find his inner “peace” before the little one arrived!
9. What’s a dad’s favorite type of delivery truck?
One that comes with all the “bumpers” and safety checks!
10. Why was the labor coach great at giving directions?
Because they always knew when to “push” for results!
11. How do you keep the mood light during delivery?
With lots of “laughter therapy” in the birthing suite!
12. What do you call it when the baby arrives during a storm?
A “bump” in the baby shower weather!
13. Why did the doctor use a calendar during delivery?
To track all those “contraction days”!
14. What did the expectant dad say to the laboring mom?
“Let’s make this delivery a ‘package’ deal!”
15. How did the expecting couple keep their spirits high during labor?
With constant “giggle breaks” in between contractions!
16. Why was the hospital room so cozy?
Because it was filled with “bump-worthy” blankets!
17. What’s a delivery nurse’s favorite sport?
“Labor” Day events!
18. Why did the baby prefer to be delivered at noon?
Because it wanted to come in with a sunny disposition!
19. What did the dad say when he heard the first cries?
“That’s some serious “sound advice” for new parents!”
20. Why did everyone cheer when the baby arrived?
Because it was the ultimate “bundle of joy” delivered on time!
Cute Names for Your Little One
1. What do you call a little one with a bright future?
A future “star” in the making!
2. Why did the parents decide to name their baby after a fruit?
Because they wanted a “berry” sweet little one!
3. How do you make a baby giggle with a name?
Call them “Giggle McSnuggle”!
4. What did the mom say when choosing baby names?
“I’m just looking for something “a-peeling”!”
5. Why did the parents pick a name inspired by a flower?
They wanted their child to be “blooming” beautiful!
6. What do you call a baby with a name that means champion?
A little “victory” on the way!
7. How does the baby respond to being named after a legend?
“I’m destined to be a ‘legendary’ cutie!”
8. What’s a great name for a future artist?
“Picasso Jr.!”
9. Why did the parents lean toward royal names?
They wanted a little “Prince/Princess” charm!
10. What do you call twins with superhero names?
“Dynamic Duo!”
11. How do you name a baby that’s loved by everyone?
“Buddy” is always a great choice!
12. Why did the parents pick a cute animal name?
They wanted their child to be “paw-sitively” adorable!
13. What do you call a baby who’s destined for the big screen?
“Starling” from birth!
14. How did the mom choose the name related to music?
She wanted to have a “harmonious” little one!
15. What did the dad say when choosing a name from history?
“We’re going with a real “historical gem”!
16. What’s a clever name for a tech-savvy baby?
“Byte” for the win!
17. Why did they pick a name inspired by a storybook?
To give their child a “fairy-tale” beginning!
18. What do you call a baby named after a dessert?
A “sweet treat”!
19. How do you know you’ve picked the right name?
When it makes everyone smile—like “Sunny”!
20. What’s the ultimate baby name for a future explorer?
“Adventure Awaits!”
Lighthearted Parenting Humor
1. Why did the mom tell Dad to keep the baby close?
Because he was the “paci-fier!”
2. What do you call a toddler who loves bubbles?
A little “bubblegum machine!”
3. Why did the parent make up funny songs about bedtime?
To avoid getting “sung out”!
4. What did the parent say when their child dyed their hair?
“Looks like you’re having a colorful phase!”
5. Why did the family hire a clown for the birthday party?
To keep things “jolly” and “boisterous!”
6. What do you call a toddler who tells puns?
A “pun-derful” little one!
7. How does a dad document family life?
With plenty of “snap-tastic” photos!
8. Why did the toddler carry around a notepad?
To jot down all their “big” ideas!
9. What do you call a baby wearing sunglasses?
A “cool kid” on the block!
10. Why did the toddler bring a suitcase to the family picnic?
To pack for all the “fun-venture” ahead!
11. What do you call a toddler’s imaginary friend?
A “fantasy buddy”!
12. How does a parent cheer up their child?
With lots of “tickle fights” and cuddles!
13. Why do parents love reading bedtime stories?
Because it fosters a “page-turning” bond!
14. What did the snack say after going to a birthday party?
“I’m ‘all eaten’ up with joy!”
15. Why did the toddler giggle at the dog?
Because it was a real “paws-itive” vibe!
16. How do parents teach sharing?
With a big bowl of “bunny carrots”!
17. What do you call a kid who loves to bake?
A “mini chef extraordinaire!”
18. Why did the parent wear mismatched socks?
To start a “fashion trend” in silliness!
19. What did the parent say when they saw the art project?
“That’s a real “master-piece” in progress!”
20. Why did the family go on a treasure hunt?
To find the “hidden joy” in everyday life!
Celebrating Milestones with Humor
1. Why did they bring a ladder to the baby’s first birthday?
Because they wanted to celebrate reaching new heights!
2. How do parents keep track of milestones?
They have a “chart” for every little star!
3. What did the child say on their first day of school?
“Time to take my education to the next level!”
4. Why was the birthday cake so excited?
Because it knew it would make a lot of wishes come true!
5. What do you call it when the baby starts walking?
A “step-by-step” achievement!
6. How do you celebrate a toddler’s milestones?
With “mini-parades” of joy!
7. Why was the family photo album so thick?
Because every snapshot was a “memory in the making!”
8. What did the toddler say at their first dance?
“I’m ready to wiggle and giggle!”
9. How do parents count baby’s first words?
With a tally for every heartwarming “chatter”!
10. What do you call it when kids learn to tie their shoes?
A “knot-tastic” moment!
11. Why did the child want to bake cookies for their friends?
To spread a little “sweetness” around!
12. What did the parents say at the first playdate?
“Let the fun begin with a round of giggles!”
13. How do families celebrate hitting milestones?
With lots of laughter and a cake on the side!
14. What do you call a year of adventures?
An “epic journey of joy!”
15. Why did the toddler love being the center of attention?
Because every little achievement feels like a grand slam!
16. What do you call a family picnic to celebrate moments?
A “memory feast”!
17. How do parents toast to their child’s achievements?
With glasses raised high and hearts full of pride!
18. What did the child say after riding a bike for the first time?
“Two wheels, no fears!”
19. Why was the milestone tracker so popular?
Because it turned every tiny step into a party!
20. What’s a great way to honor childhood milestones?
With a scrapbook filled with “happy moments!”