Last summer, I was sitting outside enjoying the warm weather when I noticed the cicadas buzzing around me. As I watched them landing on branches, I couldn’t help but chuckle at their hilarity. They seemed to be having a grand old time, creating a symphony of chirps that sounded like a stand-up comedy routine. Inspired by their silly antics, I started jotting down cicada jokes that could add a little extra buzz to any summer gathering. Here are some of those delightful gems that celebrate nature’s chirping comedians!
1. What do you call a cicada that can’t stop telling jokes?
A ribbiting comedian!
2. Why do cicadas make great musicians?
Because they always hit the right notes while buzzing!
3. How did the cicada win the talent show?
With its incredible buzz-in performance!
4. What did the cicada say to the tree?
You’re my branch manager!
5. Why don’t cicadas like to play cards?
Because they’re afraid of cheaters in the bush!
6. How do cicadas prepare for a big show?
They practice their chirps in the mirror!
7. What do you call it when cicadas tell stories together?
A buzz session!
8. Why are cicadas such good friends?
Because they never leave you hanging; they always buzz back!
9. What did the cicada want to be when it grew up?
A stand-up insect!
10. Why are cicadas terrible at keeping secrets?
Because they always chirp about it!
11. What’s a cicada’s favorite type of music?
Buzzy tunes!
12. Why did the cicada break up with the mosquito?
It just couldn’t handle the drama!
13. What do you get when you cross a cicada with a bee?
Honey that really buzzes!
14. Why did the cicada sit on the computer?
To work on its web series!
15. What did the cicada say at the comedy club?
I’m here for a good time, not a long time!
16. How do cicadas stay in shape?
They do buzzercise!
17. What’s a cicada’s favorite season?
Buzz-summer!
18. How do cicadas communicate at parties?
With a buzzing chat!
19. Why did the cicada always get the best seats?
Because it knew how to cater to the crowd!
20. What do cicadas do at the end of a joke?
They take a buzz and wait for the applause!
Classic Cicada Puns
1. What do you call a cicada that tells tall tales?
A buzzfeed writer!
2. Why did the cicada choose to become a motivational speaker?
Because it knew how to lift spirits, one buzz at a time!
3. How do cicadas celebrate their birthdays?
With a buzzing bash!
4. What did the cicada say when it won the lottery?
I’m on cloud nine-teen!
5. Why are cicadas great at giving advice?
They always have good buzz-iness sense!
6. What’s a cicada’s favorite game?
Buzzword bingo!
7. How did the cicada propose to its partner?
With a ring that really buzzed!
8. Why do cicadas love summer festivals?
They’re always ready to amp up the buzz!
9. What did the cicada say to its crush?
You’re un-bee-lievably amazing!
10. Why don’t cicadas ever get lost?
Because they always follow the buzz!
11. What do you call a group of cicadas putting on a show?
A buzz band!
12. Why did the cicada always carry a phone?
To stay in touch with its buzzing buddies!
13. What’s a cicada’s favorite movie genre?
Anything with a buzz-worthy plot!
14. Why did the cicada start a fashion line?
Because it wanted to make a buzz in the industry!
15. What’s a cicada’s favorite dessert?
Buzz-cakes!
16. How does a cicada respond to compliments?
It just buzzes with pride!
17. What did the cicada say when it got a promotion?
I can’t believe I finally buzzed my way to the top!
18. Why do cicadas love social media?
Because they always want to keep their followers buzzing!
19. What’s a cicada’s go-to exercise?
Buzzer-cise!
20. Why did the cicada get a job at the bakery?
It wanted to make the bread rise with a buzz!
Cicada Knock-Knock Jokes
1. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cicada.
Cicada who?
Cicada wait for your jokes to get funny!
2. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cici.
Cici who?
Cici you later; I’m off to buzz around!
3. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Buzz.
Buzz who?
Buzz you later, I need to pollinate!
4. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cicada.
Cicada who?
Cicada call you back after the summer!
5. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cicada.
Cicada who?
Cicada believe it’s already summer again!
6. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Buzzy.
Buzzy who?
Buzzy you know, I’m always buzzing in the trees!
7. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Buzzard.
Buzzard who?
Buzzard I could finally gather all my friends!
8. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Chirp.
Chirp who?
Chirp up, it’s time to sing with the cicadas!
9. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita how to make a great buzz with my friends!
10. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Millie.
Millie who?
Millie on over here; it’s time to buzz it up!
11. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy you think cicadas are the best performers?
12. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Buzzing.
Buzzing who?
Buzzing your doorbell so we can have some fun!
13. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bill.
Bill who?
Bill me for all the laughs we’re about to share!
14. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cady.
Cady who?
Cady-cade is my favorite treat while buzzing!
15. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Summer.
Summer who?
Summer fun awaits with cicadas in the sun!
16. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Lucy.
Lucy who?
Lucy here! I’m ready to join the buzzing crowd!
17. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pop.
Pop who?
Pop it like it’s hot; it’s a cicada party!
18. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mitzi.
Mitzi who?
Mitzi something that’ll make you laugh with cicadas!
19. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Merry.
Merry who?
Merry me and let’s make some buzzing memories!
20. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ribbit.
Ribbit who?
Ribbit me not; I’m a cicada with puns to share!
Buzzing One-Liners
1. What did the cicada say after a good meal?
That was a buzz-quet!
2. Why did the cicada get a ticket?
It was buzzing too fast in a no-fly zone!
3. What do cicadas do when they play hide and seek?
They always buzz off when it’s time to hide!
4. Why did the cicada bring a ladder to the bar?
To reach the high notes of the drinks!
5. How does a cicada start a trip?
With a buzz in the air and a hop in its wings!
6. What do you call a cicada in space?
A flying buzz-ard!
7. Why did the cicada take a nap?
It was tired from all the buzzing around!
8. What do you get if you cross a cicada with a chameleon?
A bug that can change its buzz!
9. Why do cicadas never get lost?
Because they always follow the buzz of the crowd!
10. What do cicadas enjoy during their time off?
A little peace and quiet, or a festive buzz!
11. How do cicadas help with gardening?
They pollinate while they buzz about!
12. Why did the cicada bring a pencil?
To draw up some buzzing ideas!
13. How does a cicada order a coffee?
With a side of buzz and an extra chirp!
14. What song do cicadas love to dance to?
“I Will Survive” in a buzz beat!
15. Why did the cicada get a job at the library?
To help others with some buzzing knowledge!
16. How do cicadas celebrate their achievements?
With a buzzing party and some happy tunes!
17. What’s a cicada’s favorite type of exercise?
The buzz-ercise workout!
18. Why did the cicada start a blog?
To share all the buzz from around the world!
19. How do cicadas organize a party?
With a lot of buzzing around to get things set up!
20. What did the cicada say when it hit a milestone?
Buzz-tastic, we’ve come so far!
Cicada Jokes for Kids
1. What’s a cicada’s favorite school subject?
Buzzworthy science!
2. Why did the cicada bring a drum to school?
To join the buzzing band!
3. What did the teacher say when the cicada handed in its homework?
That’s a real buzz-quet of knowledge!
4. Why was the cicada always picked first for sports?
Because it had a great jump and buzz of energy!
5. How did the cicada ace its test?
It studied hard and kept it buzzing in its brain!
6. What do you call a cicada who can read sweet stories?
A buzz-teller!
7. Why did the cicada get suspended from school?
For buzzing too much during class!
8. What’s a cicada’s favorite game to play?
Buzz and seek!
9. How do cicadas do math?
They add up all the fun and chirps!
10. Why did the cicada make a great class president?
It knew how to rally the buzz for everyone!
11. What do cicadas do on a field trip?
They buzz around and explore new places!
12. Why did the cicada always carry a pencil?
To sketch out its buzz-tastic ideas!
13. What did the cicada say when it won a spelling bee?
Buzz-tastic, I really nailed that one!
14. Why did the cicada join the art club?
To create some buzz-worthy masterpieces!
15. What’s a cicada’s favorite way to relax after school?
Buzzing around with friends at the park!
16. How did the cicada feel on report card day?
Buzzed with excitement for great grades!
17. What do cicadas do when they want a snack?
They buzz their friends for some tasty treats!
18. Why did the cicada love science class?
Because it was always buzzing with experiments!
19. What’s a cicada’s favorite dance move?
The buzz step!
20. Why did the cicada sit on the teacher’s desk?
To give its best buzzing advice!
Pun-believable Cicada Humor
1. What do you call cicadas who write jokes together?
A buzz writing team!
2. Why did the cicada invite its friends to the party?
To create a buzzing atmosphere!
3. How do cicadas keep track of their jokes?
They store them in their buzz bank!
4. Why did the cicada join a choir?
It wanted to hit all the high buzzing notes!
5. What did the cicada say when it finished its performance?
I’d like to take a buzz for all the applause!
6. Why do cicadas always bring snacks?
To keep the buzz going during jokes!
7. How did the cicada react when it heard a great punchline?
It let out a delighted buzz of laughter!
8. What do cicadas sing when they celebrate?
“Happy buzz-day to you!”
9. Why did the cicada always carry a mirror?
To reflect on its buzz-worthy jokes!
10. What’s a cicada’s favorite way to start a conversation?
With a classic, “You buzzing me?”
11. Why did the cicada read a lot?
To find inspiration for new buzzing tales!
12. How do cicadas keep their humor fresh?
By buzzing around the latest jokes!
13. What did the cicada say after a great gig?
That was buzzing fantastic!
14. How do cicadas pass notes in class?
With a buzz of excitement!
15. Why did the cicada always have a crowd?
Because it brought the buzz wherever it went!
16. What’s a cicada’s favorite kind of film?
A buzz-tastic comedy!
17. How do cicadas plan a fun day out?
They create a buzzing itinerary!
18. Why do cicadas love to tell jokes on the playground?
Because they always earn a buzzing crowd!
19. What did the cicada say to the crowd during a show?
Let’s turn up the buzzing fun!
20. Why did the cicada win ‘best in humor’?
It had a real knack for buzzing up laughter!
Cicada Play on Words
1. What do you call a cicada that writes poems?
A buzz-ard of creativity!
2. Why do cicadas never get tired of summer?
Because they thrive on the buzz of sunshine!
3. How do cicadas clean their homes?
With a buzz-sweep!
4. What do cicadas do in their free time?
They buzz around and catch up on the latest gossip!
5. Why did the cicada break up with its partner?
Because it needed more buzz in the relationship!
6. What did the cicada always say before a big performance?
I’m ready to buzz the audience away!
7. How do cicadas like their coffee?
Extra buzz and very chirpy!
8. Why did the cicada apply for a job at the bakery?
To make dough rise with some buzzing skills!
9. What’s a cicada’s favorite snack?
Buzz-oes and cheese!
10. What did one cicada say to another during the show?
We’re going to make this place buzz with laughter!
11. Why was the cicada so good at telling stories?
It knew how to capture everyone with a buzz and a twist!
12. How did the cicada react after a round of applause?
It was buzzing with joy!
13. Why do cicadas always carry a map?
To navigate their buzzing adventures!
14. What type of movies do cicadas prefer?
Anything with a lot of buzz-worthy action!
15. How did the cicada help its friend who felt down?
By buzzing some uplifting jokes their way!
16. Where do cicadas go to relax?
At their favorite buzzing spa!
17. Why do cicadas fear thunderstorms?
Because it rains on their buzz parade!
18. What do you call a cicada that loves to travel?
A buzz-trotter!
19. Why did the cicada always get picked first in games?
Because it had the best buzz skills!
20. How do cicadas stay connected with each other?
Through a buzzing social network!
Funny Cicada Facts
1. Did you know cicadas can live up to 17 years underground?
That’s a long time to keep quiet before making some noise!
2. Cicadas can produce sounds up to 120 decibels.
That’s louder than a rock concert!
3. Some cicadas come out every year, while others emerge every 13 or 17 years.
Guess they just love to keep everyone guessing!
4. A group of cicadas is called a “brood.”
It’s like their very own buzzing family reunion!
5. Cicadas shed their skins, leaving behind exoskeletons.
Talk about a bug that really knows how to shed the past!
6. The song of a cicada is significantly louder than the combined sound of a lawnmower and a motorcycle.
That’s some serious noise pollution!
7. Cicadas are technically not insects; they’re classified as true bugs.
They’re putting the “fun” in entomology!
8. When cicadas are ready to make a buzz, they create a vibrational sound by contracting their abdominal muscles.
That’s fitness goals, cicada style!
9. Cicadas don’t eat much; they primarily feed on plant sap.
Just sipping sap while they enjoy the summer sun!
10. Male cicadas produce their songs to attract females.
Who knew they were such hopeless romantics?
11. The sounds made by cicadas can reach frequencies of up to 4,000 Hz.
That’s a whole lot of buzz in a little body!
12. Cicadas can be found on every continent except Antarctica.
They clearly prefer warmer weather for their buzzing escapades!
13. The life cycle of a cicada involves three main stages: egg, nymph, and adult.
Sounds a lot like a buzzing transformation story!
14. Cicadas are known to suck the sap from plants, making them one of the few agricultural pests.
They’re just trying to live their best sap-sipping life!
15. Some cicadas are known to have a taste for the sweet nectar of flowers, making them pollinators too.
Double duty as singers and party crashers!
16. In some cultures, cicadas are considered a symbol of rebirth.
Thanks to their lengthy life underground and their grand entrance!
17. Cicadas have existed for over 200 million years.
Now that’s longevity; they could teach a masterclass on survival!
18. Cicadas have large, bulging eyes that can see in almost every direction.
Perfect for spotting the best party spots in the garden!
19. Cicadas use their wings to amplify their song, ensuring their message spreads far and wide.
Who wouldn’t want their voice to carry through the trees?
20. The different species of cicadas have unique songs; some sound like buzzing, while others have a whirring quality.
It’s like a natural cicada orchestra performing for summer!
Cicada-Themed Riddles
1. What has wings and always poses a question?
A cicada asking, “What’s the buzz?”
2. What do cicadas enjoy as a sweet treat?
Buzz-berry pie!
3. Why did the cicada sit on a tree during a debate?
It wanted to branch out!
4. What’s a cicada’s favorite state?
Buzzconsin!
5. What did the cicada say to the leaf it landed on?
“I’m just leafing it up to you!”
6. Why did the cicada get kicked out of class?
For making too much buzz!
7. Where do cicadas go when they want to have fun?
The buzzing club!
8. What do you call a cicada that finished a marathon?
A buzz-athelete!
9. Why did the cicada turn off its phone?
It needed a break from all the buzzing notifications!
10. What’s a cicada’s favorite outdoor sport?
Buzzketing!
11. What kind of shoes do cicadas wear for a dance party?
Buzz sneakers!
12. What did the cicada say when it’s about to tell a story?
“Hold onto your twig; it’s going to be a wild ride!”
13. How do cicadas communicate their plans?
With a buzzing agenda!
14. What did one cicada say to another when feeling lazy?
“Let’s take it easy and just buzz out!”
15. What type of shoes do cicadas wear for a hike?
Buzz boots!
16. Why did the cicada bring a pillow to the party?
To be ready for a buzz nap!
17. What do you call a cicada with a cold?
A sneezy buzz!
18. What did the cicada reply when asked if it could sing a high note?
“Sure, I’ll buzz at the top of my lungs!”
19. What did the cicada say when it won a game?
“Buzz-tastic victory!”
20. How do cicadas stay warm during cooler evenings?
With a buzzing blanket of friends!
Cicada Jokes for Summer Gatherings
1. Why do cicadas love summer barbecues?
Because they can’t resist a good buzz-que!
2. What did the cicada bring to the potluck?
A delicious buzz-chili!
3. Why does everyone invite cicadas to summer parties?
They always bring the best buzz to the table!
4. What’s a cicada’s favorite party game?
Buzzing charades!
5. Why did the cicada sit by the pool?
Because it wanted to make a splash with its buzzing friends!
6. What do cicadas call a dance party?
A buzz bash!
7. Why did the cicada sing karaoke?
It wanted to give everyone a buzzing good show!
8. What do you call a summer concert featuring cicadas?
A buzzing music fest!
9. Why did the cicada plan a picnic?
To enjoy some buzz-worthy snacks under the sun!
10. How do cicadas like their burgers?
With a side of buzz sauce!
11. What’s a cicada’s favorite drink at a summer gathering?
A cool buzz-soda!
12. Why did the cicada get into the talent show?
It wanted to showcase its buzzing rhythm!
13. What did the cicada yell during a game of hide and seek?
“You can’t hide from the buzz!”
14. Why do cicadas love to play tug-of-war?
Because they bring the buzz to the competition!
15. How do cicadas celebrate a win?
With a buzzing party dance!
16. What do cicadas say when they gather around the grill?
“Let’s turn up the heat and the buzz!”
17. Why did the cicada bring a boombox to the beach?
To play its favorite buzzing hits!
18. What kind of hat do cicadas wear to summer parties?
A buzzing sun hat!
19. Why did the cicada host a talent show?
To discover who has the best buzz skills!
20. How do cicadas wrap up a summer gathering?
With a classic buzz send-off!