There’s something delightfully wicked about demon puns. Many years ago, I found myself at a Halloween party, surrounded by a sea of ghoulish costumes and spine-chilling decorations. As I munched on spooky snacks, my friend, dressed as a demon, shared puns that had us all cackling. That night, I learned that humor can be as mischievous as the most infamous trickster. With laughter echoing in the room, it became clear that even in the realm of the dark and demonic, a clever pun can cast out the gloomiest vibes.
1. Why did the demon break up with his partner?
A case of too much ex-cess!
2. What do you call a demon in a suit?
Suit-ainable evil!
3. Why did the demon join the gym?
To get a little more hell-acious!
4. What do you get when you cross a demon and a joke?
A devilishly funny punchline!
5. How do demons like their coffee?
With a little bit of hell-cream!
6. Why don’t demons ever play hide and seek?
Because good luck trying to summon them!
7. What’s a demon’s favorite game?
Twister—because they love getting tangled up!
8. Why did the demon always carry a pencil?
In case he needed to draw some hell-fire!
9. How do demons keep track of their schedule?
With a hell-endar!
10. Why did the demon throw a party?
To celebrate his devil of a good time!
11. What do demons and comedians have in common?
They both know how to deliver a killer routine!
12. Why did the demon get a promotion?
He was always raising hell at work!
13. How did the demon propose?
With a fiery ring, of course!
14. Why don’t demons get lost?
They always have a sin-sational sense of direction!
15. What’s a demon’s favorite dessert?
Devil’s food cake, naturally!
16. What do you call a demon who loves music?
A rage-ster!
17. What did the demon say to the chef?
Your cooking is to die for!
18. Why did the demon stay home from work?
He had a bad case of the hell-cough!
19. How did the demon fix his broken heart?
With a wicked stitch!
20. Why do demons prefer cell phones?
Because they hate being tied down!
Hilarious hellish humor
1. What did the fire say to the demon?
You’re on fire tonight!
2. Why did the demon bring a ladder to the bar?
Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
3. What do demons do when they miss their friends?
They call up the hell-o operator!
4. Why did the demon start a band?
Because he wanted to make some “soul”-ful music!
5. How do demons do their workouts?
With lots of exorcise!
6. What’s a demon’s favorite type of shoes?
High hell-els!
7. Why did the demon always take a nap?
He loved catching some Zzzz in the underworld!
8. What do you get if you cross a demon with a vampire?
A creature that’s blood-curdlingly charming!
9. Why do demons make terrible secret agents?
Because they can never keep a low profile!
10. How do you make a demon laugh?
Tickle its funny bone in the underworld!
11. Why was the demon a great teacher?
He always provided hell-areful guidance!
12. What’s a demon’s favorite holiday?
All Hallow’s Eve, of course!
13. Why don’t demons tell secrets?
Because they might let the sin out of the bag!
14. How do demons stay in shape?
Through lots of hell stretching!
15. What did one demon say to the other during a horror movie?
This is so spine-chilling, I can’t even!
16. Why did the demon become a gardener?
Because he loved to raise a little hell in the garden!
17. What do you call a demon who writes poetry?
A hellenistic poet!
18. Why did the demon always carry a map?
To find the quickest way to the hottest spots!
19. What’s a demon’s favorite musical instrument?
The bass guitar—it really brings out the low notes!
20. How did the demon make his office more exciting?
By adding some fiery decor!
Spooky definitions
1. What do you call an impatient demon?
A hurry-jerk!
2. What’s a demon’s favorite type of clothing?
Something with plenty of hell-ow!
3. What do you call a demon who breaks the law?
A hell-raiser!
4. Why did the demon enroll in art school?
He wanted to learn how to draw attention!
5. What do you call a group of demons sitting around?
A hell-raiser meeting!
6. Why did the demon turn off his computer?
Because it had too many tabs open in hell!
7. What’s a demon’s least favorite vegetable?
The kernel of corn—too many puns involved!
8. How do demons stay connected?
Through hell-o networks!
9. What do you call a demon that loves to party?
A rave-eller!
10. Why did the demon refuse to play cards?
He was afraid of getting dealt a bad hand!
11. How do you make a demon feel better?
Give them a hell of a compliment!
12. What’s a demon’s favorite part of the newspaper?
The hell-evision section!
13. Why did the demon quit his job?
He was tired of working for peanuts in the underworld!
14. What do you get when you mix a demon with a computer?
A byte of hell!
15. Why did the demon become an actor?
He loved playing roles with a fiery twist!
16. What’s a demon’s favorite instrument?
The infernal organ!
17. How does a demon like to travel?
By hell-o boat!
18. Why did the demon visit a therapist?
He had too many ‘issues’ to work through!
19. What do you call it when two demons team up?
A wicked partnership!
20. How do demons celebrate their birthdays?
With a hell of a good time!
Devilish wordplay
1. What did the demon say to the wordsmith?
“You really know how to spell trouble!”
2. How do demons express their creativity?
Through hell-arious wordplay!
3. Why did the demon get into the poetry club?
He wanted to rhyme until the end of time!
4. What do you call a demon who helps with grammar?
A pun-derful teacher!
5. Why did the demon always carry an umbrella?
For those hellacious downpours!
6. How do you know a demon is lying?
Their stories are a bit too far-fetched—almost unreal!
7. What do you call a demon that loves fruit?
A hell-icious snacker!
8. Where do demons go to find new words?
To the wicked thesaurus!
9. Why did the demon always book a hotel room?
Because he couldn’t resist a hell of a stay!
10. What’s a demon’s favorite type of book?
Anything with a devilish plot!
11. Why did the demon become a journalist?
To report on the hottest scandals in the underworld!
12. How do demons communicate on social media?
Through hell-tastic tweets!
13. Why did the demon refuse to write an essay?
He didn’t want to deal with all those hell-acious deadlines!
14. What kind of music do wordplay-loving demons enjoy?
Anything with a wicked beat!
15. How did the demon win the spelling bee?
He had a flair for hell-ographic words!
16. What did the confounded demon say during the debate?
“I’m just trying to find the right angle to argue from!”
17. How do demons like their jokes?
With a twist of hell-arity!
18. Why was the demon such a great public speaker?
He always had the audience in stitches!
19. What kind of imagery does a demon prefer?
Hell-raising visuals!
20. Why did the demon join the writing contest?
He wanted to show off his hell-inspired imagination!
Puns on demon names
1. What do you call a demon who loves spicy food?
A jalapeño demon!
2. Why did the demon break up with his partner?
He couldn’t handle the ex-cess baggage!
3. What’s a demon’s favorite workout?
Hell-letics!
4. What happens when a demon gets a promotion?
He takes his hell-evation seriously!
5. How do demons prefer their eggs?
Hell-scrambled!
6. What do you call a demon who loves gardening?
A hell-o green thumb!
7. Why did the demon adopt a pet?
He wanted a loyal hell-hound!
8. What did one demon say to the other at the coffee shop?
“I’ll take a hell-ccino!”
9. How did the demon ace his exam?
He studied the devil out of it!
10. What kind of music do demons love?
Anything that rocks the hell out!
11. Why did the demon bring a suitcase to the party?
Because he was ready to pack some hell-raising fun!
12. What’s a demon’s go-to drink at a bar?
Anything with hell-ium!
13. Why did the demon always carry a note card?
He couldn’t remember his hell-arious jokes!
14. What do you call a demon who loves to cook?
A chef with a wicked sense of taste!
15. How do you cheer up a sad demon?
With a hell of a good pun!
16. Why did the demon start a blog?
To share his hellish insights!
17. What do you call a demon who’s always late?
A hell-bound procrastinator!
18. Why did the demon join a book club?
He wanted to get lost in some devilishly good stories!
19. How do demons celebrate their anniversaries?
With a dinner that’s to die for!
20. What’s a demon’s favorite time of year?
Spooktober!
Underworld jokes
1. How do demons stay warm in the winter?
They just pile on the hell-ayers!
2. What do you call it when a demon tells a secret?
A hell-gossip!
3. Why did the demon fail at DIY projects?
He always cut corners in hell!
4. What did the demon wear to the beach?
A hell-acious swimsuit!
5. How do demons enjoy their sleep?
In hell-p cozy blankets!
6. Why did the demon become a photographer?
He loved capturing the infernal moments!
7. What’s a demon’s favorite way to relax?
With some hell-laxation exercises!
8. Why do demons make great chefs?
Because they know how to spice things up in hell!
9. What did the demon say to his therapist?
“I have some serious hell-issues to discuss!”
10. How do demons send messages?
Via hell-mail!
11. Why was the demon a great fisherman?
He always got the best hell-fish!
12. What do you get when a demon plays cards?
A hell of a hand!
13. Why don’t demons play soccer?
They can’t handle the hell-tactics involved!
14. What did one demon say to another at a food festival?
“Let’s spice things up!”
15. How do demons remember appointments?
With their hell-endar reminders!
16. What do you call a demon who loves to decorate?
A hell-terior designer!
17. Why did the demon go to music school?
To learn how to orchestrate hell-raising performances!
18. What’s a demon’s favorite instrument?
The hell-harp—it’s so divine!
19. Why did the demon become a gardener?
He wanted to sow some seeds of chaos!
20. How does a demon like to travel?
With a hell-o cab service!
Sinister sayings
1. What do you call a demon who loves to tell stories?
A hell-evangelist!
2. How do demons express their feelings?
With a flair for hell-atric emotions!
3. Why did the demon get in trouble at school?
For acting too hell-arious in class!
4. What do you call it when a demon makes a mistake?
A hell-acious blunder!
5. Why did the demon open a bakery?
He had a passion for hell-oven treats!
6. How do demons enjoy movie night?
With a bit of hell-tertainment!
7. What did the demon say to his mischievous friend?
“You’re really raising some hell!”
8. Why don’t demons ever play the piano?
Because they can’t stay in-key with the hell-armony!
9. What’s a demon’s favorite kind of humor?
Dark and pun-derful, of course!
10. How do demons stay fashionable?
With their unique hell-pression of style!
11. What do you call a demon who loves pets?
A hell-raiser with a soft spot!
12. Why did the demon fail his driving test?
Too many hell-raising distractions!
13. What do you call a demon who runs marathons?
A hell-athon runner!
14. How do demons organize their homes?
With careful hell-angement!
15. Why did the demon start a podcast?
To share his hellarious insights!
16. What do you call it when a demon takes a vacation?
A hell-cation!
17. Why was the demon great at planning events?
He knew how to throw a hell of a party!
18. How do demons celebrate a victory?
With a hell-raiser toast!
19. What’s a demon’s favorite type of footwear?
Hell-caps for style!
20. Why do demons never forget a face?
Because they always remember the hell-arious moments!
Fiery one-liners
1. Why did the demon open a restaurant?
To serve up some hell-raising cuisine!
2. What do you call a demon who loves to surf?
A wave-hell!
3. Why did the demon refuse to share his dessert?
It was too devilishly good to part with!
4. How do demons stay fit?
By doing hell-cercise!
5. What did the demon say when asked for advice?
“Let me put it to you in hell-ight terms!”
6. What’s a demon’s favorite dance move?
The hell-step!
7. Why did the demon start a podcast?
To capture all the hell-arious stories!
8. How do you give a demon a compliment?
By saying they’re sinfully good-looking!
9. What do you call a demon who’s a great public speaker?
A hell-oquent orator!
10. Why did the demon buy a new car?
He wanted to raise some hell on the road!
11. What does a demon do when it gets chilled?
It cranks up the hell-heat!
12. Why did the demon join the circus?
To showcase its hell-acious talents!
13. How do demons enjoy their vacations?
By going to the hottest destinations!
14. What did the demon say to the choir?
“Let’s raise the roof with some hell-raising hymns!”
15. Why don’t demons ever get lonely?
They’re always surrounded by hell-raisers!
16. How do demons like their books?
With a plot that twists like a hell-bound road!
17. What do you call a demon who loves art?
A hell-artist!
18. Why did the demon carry a camera?
To capture its hellish adventures!
19. What’s a demon’s favorite way to celebrate?
With a hell-acious dance party!
20. How do demons prepare for winter?
With some serious hell-ow gear!
Clever quips about demons
1. Why don’t demons ever play chess?
Because they always get checkmated too easily!
2. What do you call a demon who loves nature?
A hell-ophytic enthusiast!
3. Why did the demon go to art class?
To learn how to draw out some hell-acious talent!
4. How do demons prefer their meetings?
With a bit of hell-raising discussion!
5. What did the demon say to his chef friend?
“Your cooking is wickedly good!”
6. Why did the demon start knitting?
To make some hell-acious scarves for the cold winter nights!
7. What’s a demon’s favorite sport?
Anything that involves devilish competition!
8. Why did the demon attend therapy?
To work on his hell-ammable issues!
9. How do demons enjoy their favorite movies?
With a big bowl of hell-icious popcorn!
10. What do you call a demon who tells great jokes?
A hell-arious comedian!
11. Why did the demon break his phone?
He couldn’t resist a hell of a good time streaming!
12. What do demons do at the gym?
Mix in some hell-acious cardio workouts!
13. Why don’t demons read books before bed?
They don’t want to fall into a scary story sleep!
14. How do demons handle their finances?
With a pinch of hell-raised budgeting!
15. Why did the demon get a pet rock?
Because he wanted a hell of a companion!
16. What do you call a smart demon?
A hell-ucinated intellect!
17. Why did the demon become a comedian?
To bring some hell-larious laughter to the underworld!
18. How do demons prefer their sandwiches?
With a little bite of hell-hot sauce!
19. Why was the demon great at trivia?
He always had devilish answers!
20. What do you call a demon who loves to cuddle?
A hell-hugger!
Dark humor with a twist
1. Why don’t demons ever tell secrets?
Because they can’t help but sin-fess!
2. What do you call a demon at the gym?
A hell-iculous weightlifter!
3. How do demons enjoy a day at the beach?
With plenty of infernal sunbathing!
4. What did the demon say to the baker?
“You really know how to raise the dough!”
5. Why did the demon bring a pencil to hell?
To draw its fiery plans!
6. What’s a demon’s favorite animal?
A hell-hound!
7. How does a demon take its coffee?
With a dash of hell-icious sugar!
8. What did the demon do at the comedy club?
Spit-fire jokes!
9. Why did the demon apply for a loan?
He needed to finance his hell-acious dreams!
10. What do you call a demon with a broken gadget?
In need of some hell-p!
11. Why did the demon go broke?
Too many wicked investments!
12. What do you get when you cross a demon with an angel?
A wickedly good guardian!
13. Why did the demon complain at the restaurant?
Because his food was too cold for hell!
14. How does a demon like to end a conversation?
With a devilish wink!
15. What do you call a demon who loves to garden?
A hell-iculturist!
16. Why did the demon go to school?
To earn its hell-ucated degree!
17. What’s a demon’s favorite type of movie?
An action-packed horror flick!
18. Why don’t demons cook?
Because they’re afraid of getting burned out!
19. What do you call a digital demon?
A byte of hell!
20. Why was the demon terrible at poker?
He always revealed his hell-raising hand!
Playful demon references
1. What do you call a demon who loves to dance?
A hell-ucious mover!
2. Why don’t demons play cards in hell?
Because they’re afraid of getting decked!
3. What’s a demon’s favorite kind of clothing?
Anything with hell-acious designs!
4. What do demons do when they’re bored?
They raise some hell!
5. Why did the demon become a magician?
To perform some hell-arious tricks!
6. How do demons like their pizza?
With extra hell-peppers!
7. What do you call a demon who loves to nap?
A hell-iday sleeper!
8. Why was the demon a good liar?
He always knew how to spin a hell-acious yarn!
9. What did the demon order at the coffee shop?
A hell-atte!
10. How do demons enjoy their time off?
With a hell-iday getaway!
11. What’s a demon’s favorite type of pet?
A hell-hound, of course!
12. Why did the demon bring a broom to the party?
To sweep the competition!
13. What do you call a demon who works in finance?
A hell-evated analyst!
14. How do demons keep their houses organized?
With hell-acious planning!
15. Why did the demon go to cooking school?
To master the art of hell-icious recipes!
16. What do you call a demon who loves desserts?
A hell-aholic for sweet treats!
17. Why did the demon attend yoga classes?
To find some hell-acious balance!
18. How do demons celebrate their successes?
With a hell of a party!
19. Why did the demon open a farm?
To raise some hell-icious crops!
20. What’s a demon’s favorite drink?
Hell-coholic beverages, of course!
Creepy pun categories
1. Why did the demon start a recycling program?
To reduce his hell-ution footprint!
2. What do you call a demon who loves to play with fire?
A hell-raiser!
3. Why did the demon throw a party at the cemetery?
Because he wanted to raise some spirits!
4. How do demons organize their files?
With a hell-icious filing system!
5. What did the demon say to the haunted house?
“You’ve got some serious hell-itecture!”
6. Why did the demon bring a suitcase to the concert?
Because he was ready to pack the place!
7. What do you call a demon in love?
A hell-crazed romantic!
8. How do demons prefer their relationships?
With a little hell-arity!
9. Why did the demon start a business?
For a shot at making hell-acious profits!
10. What did one demon say to another about their outfit?
“That’s truly hell-acious!”
11. How do demons prefer their coffee?
Strong enough to raise the dead!
12. What do demons say when they finish a project?
“That’s a hell of a wrap!”
13. Why did the demon go to therapy?
To work on his hell-issues!
14. What do you call a demon who loves history?
A hell-tory buff!
15. Why was the demon good at fishing?
He always caught the biggest hell-fish!
16. How did the demon cheer up his friend?
With some hell-arious funny stories!
17. What do you call a demon who enjoys working out?
A hell-ecutioner!
18. Why did the demon take a nap?
He needed a hell-cation!
19. What’s a demon’s go-to card game?
Hell-tionary!
20. Why do demons never stay organized?
Because they’re always raising hell!
Mythical monsters and puns
1. What do you call a demon who loves to tell stories?
A myth-ical menace!
2. Why did the demon recruit a troll for his team?
Because he needed someone to bridge the gap!
3. What’s a demon’s favorite mythical creature?
The unicorn, because it’s to die for!
4. Why was the centaur always invited to parties?
Because he knew how to hoof it on the dance floor!
5. What do you call a demon’s favorite fairy tale?
The one with the best hell-oque ending!
6. Why did the demon hang out with a werewolf?
Because they had a howling good time!
7. How do demons and mermaids communicate?
Through shell-abration!
8. What do you get when you cross a demon with a dragon?
A fire-breathing fiend!
9. Why did the demon start a band with Bigfoot?
Because they wanted to raise the musical ghost!
10. What do you call a lover of ancient myths?
A hell-ologist!
11. Why did the demon dislike the minotaur?
Too many twists and turns in their conversations!
12. How do demons feel about phoenixes?
They think they’re simply on fire!
13. What did the demon say to the elf?
“Stop being so elves-tential!”
14. Why was the demon friends with the mummy?
They wrapped time together!
15. What do you call a demon that tells tall tales?
A hell-acious storyteller!
16. Why did the banshee join forces with a demon?
To make some truly haunting music!
17. What’s a demon’s favorite vacation spot?
The land of myths and monsters!
18. Why did the gorgon get along with the demon?
They both know how to turn heads!
19. What do you call a mischievous demon with an interest in mythology?
A hell-ology enthusiast!
20. Why was the chimera great at parties?
Because it always brought mixed beasts!
Boo-tiful demon jokes
1. Why did the demon make a special appearance at the beauty pageant?
Because he wanted to showcase his devilishly good looks!
2. What do you call a demon who loves horror movies?
A hell-flick fan!
3. Why did the demon become a stylist?
To help others find their hell-icious looks!
4. What’s a demon’s favorite type of flower?
The hell-liconia—it’s simply stunning!
5. Why did the demon enjoy cooking shows?
He loved learning new hell-icious recipes!
6. What do you get when you cross a demon with a baker?
A hell-raising artisan!
7. How do you describe a demon with great taste in music?
One who really knows how to raise the pitch!
8. What’s a demon’s idea of a perfect party?
One that’s absolutely erupting with hell-acious fun!
9. Why did the demon love stand-up comedy?
Because it always made him laugh until he was rolling in flames!
10. What’s a demon’s favorite snack?
Hell-icious nachos topped with spicy salsa!
11. Why did the demon join a choir?
He had a hell-acious voice to share!
12. What’s a demon’s go-to fashion accessory?
A hell-of-a hat, of course!
13. Why did the demon take up painting?
He wanted to express his fiery creativity!
14. What do you call a demon who loves to travel?
A hell-trotter!
15. Why did the demon become a motivational speaker?
To inspire others to embrace their inner hell-raiser!
16. How do demons send invitations?
Through hell-igraphy, naturally!
17. Why did the demon start a book club?
To dive into some devilishly good reads!
18. What’s a demon’s favorite way to relax?
A nice, hell-raising bubble bath!
19. Why did the demon start a gardening blog?
To share his tips on growing hell-icious plants!
20. What do you call a demon who gives great advice?
A hell- insightful guru!
Satanic satire
1. Why did Satan become a chef?
Because he wanted to stir up some hell-icious dishes!
2. What did the demon wear to the comedy club?
His best hell-acious outfit!
3. How does a demon prefer its salad?
With a little bit of hell-icious dressing!
4. Why was the demon such a great poet?
His verses had a wicked rhyme!
5. What do you call a demon’s favorite workout?
Hell-robics, of course!
6. Why did the demon get kicked out of the bar?
He couldn’t stop raising hell!
7. How do demons enjoy a vacation?
With some fiery adventures!
8. What’s a demon’s favorite kind of music?
Soul, because it’s devilishly smooth!
9. Why did the demon take his computer to hell?
To get some devilishly good Wi-Fi!
10. What do you call a demon on a scooter?
A hell-acious rider!
11. Why did the demon refuse to play the violin?
He couldn’t handle the strings attached!
12. What’s a demon’s favorite board game?
Hell-o-Pictionary!
13. How does a demon start a conversation?
With a hell-o and a smile!
14. Why did the demon love going to concerts?
He couldn’t resist the hell-raising beats!
15. What do you call a demon who tells tall tales?
A hell-acious storyteller!
16. Why did the demon visit the bank?
To invest in some wicked assets!
17. How do demons celebrate holidays?
With a hell of a feast!
18. What did the demon say when he was complimented?
“I’m just raising the bar of hell!”
19. Why did the demon get a promotion?
He was constantly raising hell in the office!
20. What’s a demon’s favorite vegetable?
Hell-icots, of course!
Laughter from the abyss
1. Why do demons love telling jokes?
Because laughter is the best medicine from the abyss!
2. How do you know when a demon is happy?
Because it can’t stop grinning from ear to ear—as hellish as it may be!
3. What did the demon say when he completed his project?
“That’s a hell of a wrap!”
4. Why did the demon turn down a job offer?
It just wasn’t hell-ish enough!
5. How do demons prefer their contracts?
With a hell of a stipulation!
6. What do you call a demon who’s always on time?
Just a little too hell-keeping!
7. Why do demons enjoy mystery novels?
They love uncovering the hell behind every plot twist!
8. What’s a demon’s favorite kind of humor?
Dark, with just a touch of hell-arious!
9. How do demons feel about clean jokes?
They think they’re a little too heavenly!
10. What’s a demon’s favorite workout?
Hell-ercises that raise the stakes!
11. Why did the demon get kicked out of school?
For raising too much hell in class!
12. How do you spot a devilishly good pun?
It always leaves a mark of hell-arious inspiration!
13. What did one demon say to another during a debate?
“Let’s not raise too much hell here!”
14. Why do demons make great bloggers?
They know how to draw in a fiery audience!
15. What do you call it when a demon tells a lie?
A hell of a tall tale!
16. Why do demons love animated films?
Because the characters are always hell-arious!
17. What’s a demon’s favorite pizza topping?
Hell-icious pepperoni!
18. Why was the demon always composing music?
Because it had a hell of a rhythm!
19. How does a demon like its holidays?
With a hell of a celebration!
20. What’s a demon’s favorite love song?
Anything that gets the heart racing—like a hell of a tune!