As the leaves change color and fall gracefully to the ground, there’s a certain warmth that fills the heart during November. I recall a family gathering where laughter abounded, with everyone sharing their funniest moments. We decided to challenge each other to tell the best jokes we could find, resulting in a night filled with joy and memorable punchlines. That spirit of fun inspired me to compile a collection of jokes to bring smiles and giggles this month. Here are some light-hearted gems guaranteed to add a sprinkle of humor to your November!
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
He was outstanding in his field!
2. What did one autumn leaf say to another?
“I’m falling for you!”
3. Why did the pumpkin go to the party?
Because it heard it was going to be gourd times!
4. How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch!
5. What did the turkey say to the computer?
“Google, gobble, gobble!”
6. Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road?
Because it ran out of juice!
7. What’s a tree’s least favorite month?
Sep-tember, because it always has to let go!
8. Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they’re so good at it!
9. What do you call it when it rains turkeys?
A fowl weather warning!
10. Why was the broom late?
It swept too much traffic!
11. What kind of music do biscuits like?
Crust or jazz!
12. How do you treat a sore pumpkin?
With pumpkin patches!
13. Why did the autumn break up with summer?
There was just too much heat!
14. What is a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house?
The living room!
15. Why did the turkey join the band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
16. What do you call a very small pumpkin?
A teeny-weeny!
17. Why did the ghost go to the party?
To have a boo-tiful time!
18. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
19. Why did the potato sit down?
It saw the salad dressing!
20. What do you call someone who steals corn?
A kernel thief!
Seasonal Humor: A Taste of November
1. Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged!
2. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash!
3. Why did the corn get an award?
Because it was outstanding in its field!
4. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport?
Squash, of course!
5. How does a crow fly in November?
With a little bit of caw-sual style!
6. Why did the scarecrow break up with his girlfriend?
He couldn’t find the right words in the straw!
7. What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
Lucky!
8. How did the apple feel after it fell from the tree?
A-peeling!
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
10. Why did the farmer plant a seed in the computer?
Because he wanted to grow a website!
11. What do you call a pilfering pumpkin?
A stew-pid gourd!
12. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
13. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a pumpkin?
Frostbite!
14. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn’t peeling well!
15. What kind of trick do gourd pull?
A pumpkin scheme!
16. Why do we never tell secrets on a farm?
Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!
17. Why did the pie go to school?
Because it wanted to be a smart cookie!
18. How do leaves get from place to place?
They autumn-matically get picked up!
19. Why did the mushroom pick a fight?
Because he was a fungi!
20. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite type of movie?
A horror film with a lot of guts!
Turkey Tales: Jokes for Thanksgiving
1. What did the turkey say to the hunter on Thanksgiving Day?
“Quack, quack!”
2. Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove it wasn’t chicken!
3. What did one turkey say to the other at Thanksgiving?
“Gobble, gobble! Let’s make it a feast!”
4. Why did the chef break up with the turkey?
He found out it was just too stuffed!
5. What do you call a turkey that tells jokes?
A comedi-gobble!
6. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Pecan pie, because it’s nuts!
7. Why was the Thanksgiving turkey so excited?
Because it knew it would be on the table for the whole season!
8. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a ghost?
A poultry-geist!
9. How do you help a turkey that’s falling behind?
You catch it before it gets gobbled up!
10. What did the mother turkey say to her naughty chicks?
“If you don’t behave, you’ll end up on the menu!”
11. Why do turkeys always go gobble?
Because they can’t pronounce their own names!
12. What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
“Wing, wing!”
13. Why did the turkey sit on the drumstick?
Because it wanted to be a part of the band!
14. What did the mashed potatoes say to the gravy?
“Let’s stick together!”
15. Why did the turkey refuse dessert?
Because it was stuffed!
16. What’s a turkey’s favorite exercise?
Gobble-ics!
17. Why did the turkey join the gym?
To work on its pecs for Thanksgiving!
18. How do you know if a turkey is a good singer?
It really knows how to belt out a good gobble!
19. What’s a turkey’s favorite game?
Hide and turkey-seek!
20. What did the Thanksgiving turkey say to his wife?
“Wow, you’ve really dressed up for dinner!”
Falling into Laughter: Autumn-themed Puns
1. What did the tree say to autumn?
“Leaf me alone!”
2. How do you know it’s autumn?
When the leaves start falling, and the jokes start calling!
3. What do you get when you drop a leaf?
A “leaf” of absence!
4. Why did the squirrel take a nap?
It wanted to catch some z’s while the leaves were falling!
5. What do you call a famous pumpkin?
A gourd star!
6. What did one pumpkin say to the other in the patch?
“Let’s come up with a smashing idea!”
7. How do pumpkins stay in shape?
They go to the gym for some gourd-lifting!
8. Why was the leaf always loved?
Because it was a little “extra” in every way!
9. What’s a leaf’s favorite type of music?
Anything with the right “beat,” of course!
10. Why did the apple get a promotion?
Because it was the “core” of the team!
11. What do you call a group of singing pumpkins?
A pumpkin choir!
12. Why was the acorn so great at telling jokes?
Because it had a “nutty” sense of humor!
13. What do you get when you combine a leaf and a tree?
Tremendous fall puns!
14. Why do trees hate tests?
Because they always get stumped!
15. What did the leaf say during the debate?
“Let’s branch out and hear all sides!”
16. How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little leaf in it!
17. Why did the pumpkin carve its own face?
Because it wanted to make a “gourd-geous” masterpiece!
18. What’s a bee’s favorite autumn activity?
Buzz-ing around looking for the best flowers!
19. How do leaves know when to fall?
They can just sense it’s their time to “leaf”!
20. Why did the farmer plant a seed in autumn?
To grow a future full of puns and laughs!
Cozy Quips: Witty One-liners for the Season
1. Why did the sweater break up with its partner?
It couldn’t handle the emotional “knit”!
2. What did the blanket say when it won an award?
“I’m just here to keep things cozy!”
3. Why don’t we ever play hide and seek with a sweater?
Because good luck trying to “find” it in this season!
4. How did the chilly person feel when they put on a warm sweater?
They were absolutely “thrilled” to be cozy!
5. What do you call a chilly cat in November?
A “chill” cat!
6. Why was everyone so excited about sweater weather?
Because it was time to “pull” together for some fun!
7. Why did the chilly kid bring a ladder to the sweater party?
To reach new heights of warmth!
8. How do cozy socks say goodbye?
“Sock-y later!”
9. What do you call a fireplace that does stand-up comedy?
A hot “flame” of humor!
10. Why was the hot chocolate sad?
It wanted someone to share its “mug-ical” moments with!
11. What do you call a duet performed by knitters?
A “knit-tastrophe” of melodies!
12. How does a warm sweater celebrate its birthday?
With a cozy “wrap” party!
13. Why are blankets such great friends?
They always have your back when it gets “ruff”!
14. What did one cozy sweater say to another at the party?
“Let’s knit up some memories!”
15. Why did the pumpkin spice latte break up with regular coffee?
It found someone who was “seasoned” better!
16. How do you cheer up a sad scarf?
You tell it to “wrap it up” and stay positive!
17. What did the warm hat say to the chilly ears?
“Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered!”
18. Why did the cozy gloves always hang out together?
Because they loved to “pair” up for fun!
19. What’s a cozy blanket’s favorite exercise?
“Cuddle-robics!”
20. Why did the jacket bring string to the party?
To “tie” everything together with warmth!
Harvest Hilarity: Corny Jokes and Puns
1. Why did the corn farmer stop telling jokes?
Because they kept falling flat in the field!
2. What did the mashed potato say to the other side dishes?
“You’re all gravy!”
3. Why did the carrot get kicked out of the vegetable patch?
It was always trying to be the root of the problem!
4. What do you call a vegetable that looks like a comedian?
A pun-kin!
5. How did the corn get promoted?
It worked its way up the stalk!
6. What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little whine!
7. Why do potatoes never argue?
Because they know how to keep their skins on!
8. What do you call a pumpkin that keeps a secret?
A gourd that holds its tongue!
9. Why was the mushroom invited to every party?
Because he was a real fungi!
10. How does a grape answer the phone?
“Wine not?”
11. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite type of music?
Anything that really pumps it up!
12. Why did the apple pie break up with the vanilla ice cream?
It found something more a-peeling!
13. What did the farmer say after a hard day at work?
“That was a-maize-ing!”
14. Why were the apples unhappy?
They were feeling a bit bruised!
15. How do you make a pumpkin giggle?
You tickle its seeds!
16. What’s a potato’s favorite horror movie?
Fry-day the 13th!
17. Why couldn’t the vegetable play hide and seek?
Because it kept getting spotted!
18. What do you get when you cross a potato and a dog?
A pota-dog who loves to fetch fries!
19. What’s a corn farmer’s favorite game?
Kernel-ledge!
20. Why did the corn join a band?
Because it had the best ears for music!
Sweater Weather: Jokes to Keep You Warm
1. Why do sweaters always get invited to parties?
Because they know how to bring the cozy!
2. What did the sweater say to the chilly air?
“Stop blowing, you’re making me fluffier!”
3. Why did the knitwear break up with summer?
It wanted something more comfortable!
4. How do you keep warm in a cold office?
Just sweater your way through it!
5. Why was the new sweater so popular?
It had “knit-troverted” charm!
6. What do you call a lazy sweater?
A “slouch”-er!
7. Why did the mittens apply for a job?
Because they wanted to make some “hand-y” cash!
8. What’s a knitters’ favorite dance?
The “wool-vine”!
9. How do you cheer up a sad sweater?
Tell it to “unravel” and have fun!
10. Why did the sweater win the race?
It had the best “knit” speed!
11. What do you call a detective sweater?
A “knit-vestigator”!
12. Why did the scarf get a promotion?
It always swept people off their feet!
13. How do sweaters share secrets?
They “knit” them together!
14. What did one cozy blanket say to another?
“Let’s wrap this up together!”
15. Why did the chilly person love sweater weather?
Because it meant blanket forts and hot cocoa!
16. How did the knitted hat get its confidence?
It learned to “cap-tivate” the room!
17. What did the sweater say during the fashion show?
“Knitting is not just a hobby, it’s a lifestyle!”
18. Why do sweaters never get lost?
They always stay on the right “path”!
19. What’s a cozy outfit’s favorite vacation?
A “sweater-sunset” getaway!
20. How do you keep a sweater warm?
You give it a nice “brush” of love!
Family Gatherings: Jokes for the Table
1. What did the family say when they needed to find a recipe?
“Let’s search the table of contents!”
2. Why did the turkey sit next to the chef?
It wanted to butter him up!
3. What do you call a group of ungrateful relatives?
A thankless bunch!
4. Why did the grape stop in the middle of dinner?
It didn’t want to wine about everything!
5. What do you call a family gathering at a bakery?
A roll call!
6. Why do pumpkins make great guests?
Because they’re always ready to spice things up!
7. What did the potato say to the other vegetables at the gathering?
“We all mash well together!”
8. Why do chickens sit on wooden eggs?
Because they don’t want their family scrambled!
9. What did one sibling say to the other during dinner?
“Don’t make me serve you a slice of humble pie!”
10. Why was everyone arguing at the holiday dinner?
They were too busy “beet”-ing around the bush!
11. What’s a cat’s least favorite day at family dinner?
Paw-tato day!
12. How did the leftovers feel after dinner?
A bit flaky, but ultimately grateful!
13. What did one ancestor say to another?
“Do you remember when we were all on the same plate?”
14. Why did the doughnut get kicked out of the family gathering?
It was always too glaze-y!
15. What did the ham say to the turkey at dinner?
“Meat you at the feast!”
16. Why don’t relatives ever argue about food?
Because it’s all dinner and no dessert!
17. What did the mashed potatoes say to the butter?
“Spread the good vibes!”
18. Why did the kids get extra dessert?
They promised “pie”-ty!”
19. Why don’t family gatherings ever grow old?
Because there’s a “refresh-mint” every year!
20. How do families spice up their gatherings?
With a little thyme and laughter!
Crisp Air: Jokes that Make You Chilly
1. Why did the chilly wind break up with the autumn leaves?
It just needed some space to blow!
2. What do you call the crisp air during November?
A “breezy” reminder that winter is knocking!
3. Why do trees always look so calm in November?
Because they’ve learned to go with the flow of the breeze!
4. What kind of jokes do winter coats love?
“Warm” and cozy puns!
5. How do you know it’s really chilly?
When you see breath doing its own dance in the air!
6. Why was the sweater always invited outside?
It had the best “cool factor” around!
7. Why did the leaves start gossiping?
They wanted to share their “fall” colors!
8. What did the frost say to the window?
“Chill out and enjoy the view!”
9. How do chilly birds stay warm in November?
They always flock together for “feather support”!
10. What’s a snowman’s favorite time of the year?
When it gets a little frosty outside!
11. Why are November evenings so special?
Because they come wrapped in cool, crisp air!
12. What did the cozy scarf say to the chilly neck?
“Let’s wrap up and stay snug!”
13. Why did the cold air apply for a job?
It wanted to work on its “breathe” of fresh air!
14. How do you make a ghost chilly?
Give it a long walk in a “frightening” breeze!
15. What do you call it when it gets unexpectedly cold?
A frosty reception!
16. Why do owls love November nights?
Because they get to hoot under the cool stars!
17. What did one chilly day say to the next?
“Can you believe how cool we are?”
18. Why did the sweater never get cold?
Because it always knew how to “layer” up!
19. How do chilly nights greet the morning?
With a crisp, refreshing “hello”!
20. Why do people love November air?
Because it gives a “breath of fresh air” to mind and spirit!
Festival Fun: Jokes for November Celebrations
1. Why did the scarecrow get invited to every festival?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. What do you call a festive turkey?
A “gobble” of joy!
3. How do you celebrate a tree’s birthday?
With a “leaf”-y party!
4. Why did the pumpkin go to the carnival?
It wanted to go on a gourd ride!
5. What kind of party do ghosts love?
A boo-ling party!
6. Why did the corn get invited to all the festivities?
Because it was “a-maize-ing” company!
7. What did the pie say to the cupcake at the fair?
“Let’s whisk it all and have fun!”
8. Why do owls make great festival guests?
Because they’re always ready to hoot it up!
9. How do you keep warm at a chilly autumn festival?
Just pull a cozy “sweater” over your spirit!
10. Why do apples always get picked for festivals?
Because they’re the core of the fun!
11. What did one autumn leaf say to another at the event?
“Let’s make this a drop-dead gorgeous time!”
12. Why was the pumpkin so popular at the festival?
Because it was always ready to spice things up!
13. How do you organize a fantastic fall festival?
Gather all the best “pumpkin”-loving friends!
14. What did the fall breeze say at the celebration?
“I’m just here to keep it cool!”
15. Why did the turkey sit down at the festival?
It wanted to rest its drumsticks!
16. What sound does a festive scarecrow make?
“Hoedown, let’s pick a dance!”
17. Why did the apple pie sign up for the talent show?
Because it wanted to show off its sweet moves!
18. What’s an autumn gatherer’s favorite drink?
Pumpkin spice lattes, of course!
19. Why did the festival balloons never get into trouble?
They went wherever the breeze took them!
20. How do you end a successful autumn fest?
With a leaf-drop and a great big cheer!
Winter’s Edge: Jokes Transitioning to the Next Season
1. Why did the snowman call for a meeting?
He wanted to discuss a “cool” transition plan!
2. What do you call snow that tells jokes?
A “frost”-bitten comedian!
3. Why did the gingerbread man start working out?
He wanted to be in “sweet” condition for winter!
4. How do snowflakes greet each other?
With a little “chill” and a lot of shimmer!
5. Why did winter always get invited to the party?
Because it knows how to bring the fun and freeze folks with laughter!
6. What do you call an argument between snowmen?
A “slush” of emotions!
7. Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Because it had too many “chilly” problems to handle!
8. What did one winter hat say to the other?
“Let’s stick together, it’s going to get cold!”
9. Why do snowmen love to tell stories?
Because they always have a frosty twist!
10. How do you know winter is on the way?
When the cozy sweaters start popping out of the closet!
11. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
Frosty paws!
12. Why did the frost bite the tree?
It just wanted to leave a mark!
13. What type of fruit do snowmen like best?
Chill-berries!
14. Why did December break up with November?
Because it wanted to cool things down!
15. What did the grape say to the snowflake?
“Stop trying to be so cool!”
16. Why did the winter jacket go to therapy?
It had too many layers of sadness!
17. How do you describe a winter night?
“Snow”- beautiful and absolutely “freeze”-ing!
18. Why was the snowflake so good at music?
Because it had perfect “pitch”!
19. What does a skeleton wear in winter?
A “bone”-afide coat!
20. Why do reindeer always make great friends?
They’re always ready to sleigh it through the winter!