Last Valentine’s Day, I decided to surprise my partner with a homemade dinner and some clever puns to make the evening even more special. As I pulled out the corny jokes, we found ourselves bursting into laughter between bites of our pasta. It was such a hit that I’m now convinced that a good pun can be as sweet as chocolate. Here are some delightful Valentine’s Day puns that are sure to bring a giggle to your celebration!
1. What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts!
2. Are you a magician?
Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears!
3. What did the light bulb say to the Valentine?
I love you a watt!
4. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
5. Why did the skeleton not ask anyone to be his Valentine?
He didn’t have the guts!
6. I love you berry much!
7. What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?
I’m stuck on you!
8. Can you feel the love tonight?
Or is it just gas?
9. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber!
10. What did one volcano say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
I lava you!
11. You’re the peanut butter to my jelly!
12. What did the coffee say to the sugar?
You make life sweet!
13. Are you a parking ticket?
Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!
14. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
15. My love for you is like pi—irrational and endless!
16. You must be a campfire, because you’re hot and I want s’more!
17. You’re the apple of my eye!
18. If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard!
19. I love you to the moon and back!
20. Are you made of copper and tellurium?
Because you’re Cu-Te!
Classic corn puns for sweethearts
1. What did the corn say to the farmer?
I’m all ears for you!
2. Why do corn stalks make great friends?
They always know how to support each other!
3. How do you send love letters in a cornfield?
You use a-maize-ing letters!
4. What did the popcorn say to the butter?
You make everything better!
5. Why did the corn break up with the tomato?
Because it found someone a-maize-ingly sweet!
6. What do you call corn that can sing?
A-maize-ing music!
7. What’s a corn’s favorite romantic movie?
Fifty Shades of Grain!
8. How did the corn flirt?
It kernelled its way into their hearts!
9. Why did the corn refuse to play cards?
Because it was afraid of getting stalked!
10. What did the corn say on its first date?
I’m a-maize-d to meet you!
11. How do you compliment corn on a date?
You’re ear-resistible!
12. What did the sweet corn say to its lover?
You make my heart pop!
13. Why did the corn join a dating app?
To find a-maize-ing connection!
14. How do corn plants express affection?
With a little stalk-dance!
15. What did one ear of corn say to the other?
We make a great pair!
16. Why did the corn go to therapy?
It wanted to work on its husk issues!
17. What’s a corn’s favorite type of music?
Anything that has soul!
18. What game do corn lovers play?
Hide and go stalk!
19. How does corn tell its partner it loves them?
With a kernel of truth!
20. Why are corn plants considered great companions?
Because they always provide a-maizing support!
Cute puns for the food lover
1. What did the chef say to their partner on Valentine’s Day?
I whisk you were here!
2. Do you know the secret ingredient in my heart?
You! It’s always you!
3. You’re so great, you make me feel like I’m on cloud wine!
4. Are we at a buffet?
Because I can’t get enough of you!
5. You must be made of cheese, because you’re looking gouda tonight!
6. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple!
7. You’re the ketchup to my fries!
8. Are you a taco?
Because I’d love to taco ‘bout how much I like you!
9. I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together over dinner!
10. What do you call a romantic dessert?
A sweetheart tart!
11. You’re the spice in my life!
12. If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be the McGorgeous!
13. I like you a latte!
Let’s espresso some feelings!
14. What do you call a really sweet candy?
A loveable treat!
15. You make my heart race faster than a jalapeño!
16. What’s my favorite type of pasta?
You-getti!
17. You’re the cherry on top of my sundae!
18. Are you a cupcake?
Because you’re frosting my heart!
19. You’re nacho average Valentine!
20. Is your name Google?
Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for—especially in the kitchen!
Pun-derful pickup lines for Valentine’s Day
1. Are you a beaver?
Because daaaaam, you’re cute!
2. Do you have a map?
Because I just got lost in your eyes!
3. Is your name Wi-Fi?
Because I’m feeling a connection!
4. Are you from Tennessee?
Because you’re the only ten I see!
5. Is your heart a prison?
Because I can’t seem to escape your love!
6. Do you have a Band-Aid?
Because I just scraped my knee falling for you!
7. Are you a snowstorm?
Because you make my heart race!
8. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber!
9. Is your dad a boxer?
Because you’re a knockout!
10. Are you a parking ticket?
Because you’ve got ‘FINE’ written all over you!
11. Can I follow you?
Because my mom told me to follow my dreams!
12. Do you believe in fate?
Because I think we were a-mint to be together!
13. Are you an alien?
Because you just abducted my heart!
14. Can you lend me a kiss?
I promise I’ll give it back!
15. Are we at the airport?
Because my heart is taking off!
16. If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one!
17. I must be a snowflake,
Because I’ve fallen for you!
18. Are you chocolate?
Because you make my heart melt!
19. If you were a song,
You’d be the best track on the album!
20. Can I take you out?
Because I can’t seem to get you out of my mind!
Heartfelt corny jokes for your crush
1. I may not be a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together!
2. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
3. If we were at a restaurant, I’d order you as my main course!
4. You must be a beaver, because daaaaam, you’re adorable!
5. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more!
6. Are you a loan from a bank? Because you have my interest!
7. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you!
8. Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re da balm!
9. You had me at ‘hello,’ but you kept me at ‘let’s grab dinner!’
10. Are we at the beach? Because you’re a-maize-ing wave of beauty!
11. If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard!
12. You must be made of copper and tellurium, because you’re Cu-Te!
13. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
14. Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future!
15. Is your dad a baker? Because you’re a cutie pie!
16. Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type!
17. Are you an artist? Because you’ve just drawn me in!
18. If we were on a sinking ship, I’d have to share my last life vest with you!
19. Is your name Dunkin’? Because you’re lookin’ like a hot cross bun!
20. Are you Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection!
Corny puns for social media posts
1. Are you a cornfield?
Because I can’t help but get lost in your beauty!
2. If you were corn, you’d be popcorn, because you pop off the charts of my heart!
3. Corny love is the best kind—just like my love for you!
4. Sweet as corn, you make my heart go pop!
5. I’d say you’re a-maize-ing but I wouldn’t want you to get a big head!
6. Just like corn, my love for you is field-tested!
7. You’re the only corn that counts in my heart’s harvest!
8. When it comes to love, you’re my golden ear!
9. Let’s stick together like butter on warm corn!
10. Why did I fall for you?
Because you’re ear-resistible!
11. You’re kernels above the rest!
12. Our love is like corn—always growing!
13. Can I be your corny Valentine today?
14. Every time I see you, my heart starts popping like popcorn!
15. I’d kernel you my heart, but you already have it!
16. You’ve got me spinning like a corn cob in the breeze!
17. Like sweet corn, you bring the joy of summer to my life!
18. I’d choose you over any other cob in the field!
19. Life without you is like corn without butter—plain and sad!
20. Are you made of corn?
Because you’re just too a-maize-ing to be true!
Family-friendly Valentine’s Day puns
1. What do you call a Valentine’s that’s hard to find?
A rare sweetheart!
2. How do you know your love is true?
When they always share their fries!
3. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it felt crumby!
4. What did one candy heart say to another?
I’m sweet on you!
5. Why are ghosts so bad at dating?
Because they can be a little too transparent!
6. What’s bread’s favorite romantic song?
“Love Me Tender!”
7. How do you organize a space party?
You planet with your loved ones!
8. Why don’t eggs tell each other secrets?
Because they might crack up!
9. What did the strawberry say to the banana?
I find you a-peeling!
10. What did the cheese say to his date?
You’re looking gouda tonight!
11. How do you make a lemon drop?
Just let it fall in love!
12. What’s a cat’s favorite color?
Purr-ple, just like my love for you!
13. Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they always use honeycombs!
14. What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
15. How does a melon become a couple?
They cantaloupe!
16. What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta trying to sweeten your day!
17. Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it caught a virus of love!
18. How do you fix a broken tomato?
With tomato paste, just like our love!
19. What emoji always makes hearts flutter?
The heart eyes, of course!
20. What do you call a sweet, loving potato?
A sweet potato pie!
Funny puns for a corny card
1. What did the card say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?
I’m stuck on you!
2. What did the heart say to the chocolate?
You’re the sweet part of my life!
3. How do you organize a fantastic Valentine’s event?
You call it a-date!
4. What did the banana say to his sweetheart?
I find you a-peeling!
5. Why did the couple break up at the fruit stand?
Because they couldn’t find common ground!
6. What do you call a romantic pastry?
A love croissant!
7. How do you cheer up a broken heart?
With a pun-derful card!
8. What did one Valentine say to the other?
We make quite the pair, don’t we?
9. What did the cupcake say to the frosting?
You make my life so sweet!
10. Why did the scarecrow get a Valentine?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
11. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just whined about it!
12. What do you say to someone who has your heart?
You’re berry special to me!
13. How did the peanut butter propose to the jelly?
He spread the love!
14. Why couldn’t the bicycle find love?
Because it was two-tired!
15. What did the candle say to the match?
You light up my life!
16. What do flowers say to each other on Valentine’s?
We’re bloomin’ in love!
17. Why did the egg break up?
It couldn’t handle the pressure!
18. What do you call a romantic chicken?
A hen-credible lover!
19. Why did the chocolate mint breakup?
It just couldn’t handle the flavor!
20. What did the ocean say to its Valentine?
Nothing, it just waved!
Witty puns for your best friend
1. What do you call a pun-loving best friend?
My pun-derful partner in crime!
2. How did the peanut butter show affection?
By spreading love on toast!
3. What did one joke say to the other?
You crack me up!
4. Why do best friends make great detectives?
Because they always know how to find the punchline!
5. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw its best friend salad dressing!
6. What do you call two friends who love to play games?
Game buddies for life!
7. How do friends keep the spirit alive?
By always being a-moo-sed together!
8. Why was the broom late?
Because it swept its best friend off their feet!
9. What do you call a best friend who loves math?
A buddy with a lot of problems to share!
10. Why did the cookie cry?
Because its best friend was a little batter!
11. What did the paper say to the pencil?
You’re write for me!
12. How do friends stay in sync?
With a little harmony of puns!
13. What do you call a friend who’s always honest?
A true-blue pun-der!
14. Why did the computer get cold?
Because it left its windows open with a friend!
15. How do friends celebrate success?
With a cake and a good pun together!
16. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?
Because it saw its puns being crushed!
17. What do friends say when they share a secret?
Let’s keep it under wraps, just like a good sandwich!
18. Why did the friend bring a ladder?
To reach new heights of friendship!
19. How do friends defend each other?
With a pun-derful shield of laughter!
20. What did the friendship say to the relationship?
“Stick together, and we’ll stick it to the puns!”
Creative ways to use puns in gifts
1. What do you get when you give a pun as a gift?
A pun-derful surprise!
2. How do you wrap a pun for a present?
With love and a little witty paper!
3. What did one pun say to another on Valentine’s Day?
You’re the wrap to my gift!
4. How do you make a bouquet even better?
Add a side of puns to make them bloom!
5. What do you get when you combine a pun with chocolate?
A sweet surprise everyone will love!
6. Why should you include puns in your card?
Because laughter is the best gift of all!
7. What do you call a punned gift for your friend?
A gift that keeps on giving laughs!
8. How can you personalize a gift with humor?
By adding a pun that speaks to your friend’s heart!
9. What’s a pun lover’s favorite wrapping paper?
Anything that adds a touch of humor!
10. How do you make your pun gift unforgettable?
By tying it with a bow of laughter!
11. Why is a pun a perfect gift for your best friend?
Because it shows you really get their sense of humor!
12. How do you present a pun in a fun way?
In a playful box with a smiley face on it!
13. What did the pun say when it was unwrapped?
Here comes the giggles!
14. How do you enhance a simple gift?
By adding a clever pun as a tagline!
15. Why include puns in a gift?
Because they’re the cherry on top of creativity!
16. What’s more fun than unwrapping a gift?
Unwrapping a gift filled with puns!
17. How do you keep birthday gifts exciting?
By sprinkling in some pun-tastic messages!
18. What’s a pun’s favorite wrapping style?
Anything that covers it in laughter!
19. How do you creatively label a pun-filled gift?
With a pun-derful note attached!
20. What did the gift say to the recipient filled with giggles?
You’ve just opened a jar of pun-der!