During the winter, my friends and I used to have a tradition of building the biggest snowman we could manage in my backyard. One year, we ended up with a snowman so big that we realized it belonged in a museum rather than our yard! To celebrate that masterpiece, we threw in some humor to make it even more fun. Here’s a collection of snowman jokes that brought smiles to our frosty faces, and I hope they do the same for you!
1. What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?
Chill out!
2. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
3. How do snowmen get around?
By riding an “icicle”!
4. Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?
He was picking his nose!
5. What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A flake!
6. Why did the snowman go to school?
He wanted to improve his “flake”-tastic skills!
7. What’s a snowman’s favorite drink?
Ice tea!
8. Why did the snowman call for a nightlight?
He wanted to avoid waking up with a meltdown!
9. How does a snowman party?
He has a flake-tacular time!
10. What did the snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
11. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
12. How do snowmen communicate?
They use “snow” phones!
13. What do snowmen like to do on the beach?
Have a snow day!
14. Why are snowmen great at math?
They add up to a “cool” total!
15. What’s a snowman’s favorite game?
Freeze tag!
16. Why did the snowman break up with his girlfriend?
She gave him the cold shoulder!
17. What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A snowman on a roll!
18. What do you call it when a snowman takes a break?
A snow pause!
19. How do snowmen keep their hair neat?
With a little “frost” and a comb!
20. Why did the snowman throw a temper tantrum?
He was feeling a bit too melted!
Classic Snowman Jokes
1. What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps!
2. How did the snowman tell his wife he wanted a divorce?
He said it was time to “flake” out!
3. What did the snowman say when he was complimented?
I’m blushing from all this “frosting”!
4. Why did the snowman sit on the clock?
He wanted to be on time for the freeze!
5. What do you call a snowman that loves music?
A snowman-tastic musician!
6. Why did the snowman bring a ladder to the bar?
He heard the drinks were on the house!
7. What did the snowman say to the dog?
“Snow” barking, please!
8. How did the snowman know he was going to win the race?
He was a “shoo-in” with those ice skates!
9. Why was the snowman a great comedian?
He always had the best “ice” breakers!
10. What do snowmen use to bake cakes?
A snow-baker!
11. How do snowmen prefer to travel?
By “freeze” flight!
12. What did the snowman wish for on his birthday?
A new “frosted” cake!
13. Why was the snowman so calm?
He always went with the “flow”!
14. What do you call a snowman that prefers warm weather?
A puddle jumper!
15. Why was the snowman’s favorite party so successful?
Because it was cool as ice!
16. What happened when the snowman went to the party?
He brought the “cool” factor!
17. Why did the snowman put a coat over himself?
Because he felt a bit “chill”!
18. What did the snowman say during his speech?
“Let’s make this a ‘flak’ fest!”
19. Why did the snowman join the gym?
He wanted to get in “ripped” shape!
20. How did the snowman keep track of his friends?
He had an “ice” calendar!
Silly Snowman Puns
1. What do you call a snowman that loves to play music?
A chill-harmonic!
2. Why did the snowman take up gardening?
He wanted to grow “cool” plants!
3. What do snowmen do when they get lost?
They follow the “flake” map!
4. What’s a snowman’s favorite kind of music?
Anything with a good beat that makes him “chill”!
5. What do snowmen serve at parties?
Ice cream and “cool” drinks!
6. Why did the snowman turn on the heater?
He wanted to warm up to his friends!
7. What did the snowman say when he got promoted?
“I’m now the frosty executive!”
8. How do snowmen keep fit?
They work out in the “cold” gym!
9. What do you call a snowman with a lot of stories to tell?
An ice-olationist!
10. Why did the snowman’s family always invite him to the cookout?
He brought the ice-cold beverages!
11. What do you do if a snowman steals your hat?
Chase him down and call him a “hatrack”!
12. Why did the snowman like to tell jokes?
He loved to spread the “ice” of laughter!
13. What’s a snowman’s favorite instrument?
The flake-it!
14. How do snowmen like their sandwiches?
With extra “snow” pickles!
15. Why was the snowman good at poker?
He always had a cool hand!
16. What do you call a snowman who is always worried?
A fretting flake!
17. Why did the snowman bring a suitcase?
He was going on a “cool” vacation!
18. What did the snowman say when he found a new job?
“Finally, a job that melts my heart!”
19. What do snowmen do when they get a cold?
They “freeze” in bed!
20. Why did the snowman start a band?
He wanted to be part of the “chill” scene!
Knock-Knock Snowman Jokes
1. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow your role and shut your mouth!
2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frost.
Frost who?
Frost a blizzard warning!
3. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice.
Ice who?
Ice to meet you, snowman!
4. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any good snowman jokes here?
5. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy you think it will snow again?
6. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chill.
Chill who?
Chill out, it’s just a joke!
7. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olaf.
Olaf who?
Olaf you didn’t get the joke!
8. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sleet.
Sleet who?
Sleet my funny snowman jokes!
9. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iceberg.
Iceberg who?
Iceberg right ahead!
10. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snowball.
Snowball who?
Snowball you know it’s winter!
11. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frosty.
Frosty who?
Frosty the snowman, but you can call me Frosty!
12. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Straw.
Straw who?
Straw some carrots for my snowman!
13. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yeti.
Yeti who?
Yeti frosty out there, isn’t it?
14. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snowman.
Snowman who?
Snowman, I’m too cool for this!
15. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fred.
Fred who?
Fred the snowman, ready to make you laugh!
16. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Waldo.
Waldo who?
Waldo you think of my snowman jokes?
17. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Will.
Will who?
Will you please stop melting!
18. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hannah.
Hannah who?
Hannah snowman looks like a snack!
19. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita snowman to make my day!
20. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut forget to put on your snow gear!
Snowman Riddles for All Ages
1. What is as big as a snowman but doesn’t melt?
A snowman’s shadow!
2. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a dog?
Frostbite!
3. What’s a snowman’s favorite vegetable?
Carrots, of course!
4. Why did the snowman go to the gym?
He wanted to work on his “ice” definition!
5. What did the snowman say to his friend on a cold day?
“Let’s snowball this party!”
6. How do snowmen greet each other?
“Ice to meet you!”
7. What do you call a snowman waiting for a haircut?
A “frost” cut!
8. What do you say to a snowman who’s rushing?
“Chill, buddy!”
9. What type of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
10. Why do snowmen prefer winter?
Because they hate being “melt-ed”!
11. What did the snowman wear to the party?
His “cool” outfit!
12. How do snowmen like their pancakes?
With a bit of “frost” syrup!
13. Why did the snowman apply for a job?
He wanted to work his way up to being “head” of the snow!
14. How did the snowman become a celebrity?
He had the best “ice” in town!
15. What did the snowman say to the girl in the bikini?
“Are you lost? This is a winter wonderland!”
16. Why did the snowman always carry a bag?
He wanted to be ready for a snowball fight!
17. What kind of phone does a snowman use?
A snowberry!
18. What does a snowman need to build a snow fort?
A snowpocalypse!
19. What do you call a snowman who tells dad jokes?
A “punnyman”!
20. How can you tell if a snowman is a good storyteller?
He has a “frosty” imagination!
Frosty Fun Facts about Snowmen
1. Did you know that snowmen were first popularized in the 19th century? They were once depicted as symbols of winter’s whimsy and joy!
2. Snowmen are often made with three parts: the bottom for the body, the middle for the torso, and the head. But some creative folks use two parts for a shorter snowman!
3. Ever wondered why snowmen never get lost? They always follow the “flake” trail!
4. According to folklore, if a snowman is built on Christmas Eve, it is said to bring good luck for the coming year. Talk about a frosty fortune!
5. Snowmen can be found all over the world, but they are most commonly made in places where snowfall is abundant. The more snow, the merrier the snowman!
6. The largest snowman ever built was over 122 feet tall! That’s one enormous frosty friend!
7. Why do snowmen love the cold? Because they were made to chill in the winter wonderland!
8. Carrots are a snowman’s favorite snack, but they also double as their noses. A little nutritious and a lot of fun!
9. In Japan, some people believe that snowmen symbolize purification and renewal. Yes, they’re literally ‘snow’ much more than just a winter decoration!
10. Have you heard of snow women? They are getting their fair share of spotlight too, showcasing that frost can be feminine!
11. Snowmen have been featured in films and cartoons, most prominently in “Frosty the Snowman.” What a classic frosty tale!
12. The world record for the largest snowman was created using over 9,000 pounds of snow! That’s one snowman that can really give you a chill!
13. Snowmen wear hats and scarves not just for style, but to keep warm! Wait, can a snowman even feel the cold?
14. Some believe that if you build a snowman, you can make a wish while doing so, and the snowman will help it come true! Talk about a frosty wish-granting buddy!
15. Snowmen are made from packed snow, not ice. They thrive on the light, fluffy kind that makes building them a breeze!
16. Ever notice that some snowmen have twigs for arms? It’s nature’s way of helping them “branch” out!
17. Snowmen are often seen as cheerful companions, embodying the festive spirit during the holiday season!
18. The traditional snowman usually has a coal smile! Those little bits sure know how to brighten up a frosty face!
19. Fate has a way of turning snow into water, but luckily, snowmen live in our hearts forever!
20. Last but not least, snowmen are known to cause spontaneous giggles and spur smiles, making them the ultimate winter mood-lifters!
Snowman Memes to Share
1. Why did the snowman check his phone?
He wanted to see his “flakebook” notifications!
2. What did the snowman say when he won an award?
“I’m on a roll and never going to melt down!”
3. What do you call a snowman in a snowstorm?
A snowperson with a cold shoulder!
4. Why did the snowman take a break at work?
He needed a “cool” moment!
5. How do snowmen like their coffee?
Frosted, of course!
6. What does a snowman do in the summer?
He takes a permanent vacation!
7. What did one snowman say to the other when offered a snack?
“Carrots? I won’t turn up my nose!”
8. Why was the snowman so good at basketball?
He always made “cool” shots!
9. What do you get when a snowman loses his pants?
Frosty the whole new look!
10. Why did the snowman enroll in acting classes?
He wanted to become the next big “frost” star!
11. What’s a snowman’s favorite exercise?
Chill-ups!
12. Why did the snowman get in trouble at school?
He couldn’t stop “chilling” instead of paying attention!
13. What’s a snowman’s favorite movie?
“Frozen,” obviously!
14. Why did the snowman apply for a job at the bakery?
He wanted to make “frosted” treats!
15. How does a snowman stay warm at night?
He sleeps under a snow blanket!
16. What did the snowman bring to the picnic?
Cool refreshments!
17. Why did the snowman go to music school?
He wanted to learn how to play the “flakey” piano!
18. What’s a snowman’s favorite type of weather?
Anything with a chance of flurries!
19. What did the snowman wish for on New Year’s?
A “snow” much fun ahead!
20. How do snowmen like to communicate on social media?
With cool “ice”-grams!
Holiday Themed Snowman Laughs
1. What do snowmen hang on their Christmas trees?
Frosty ornaments!
2. What does a snowman say before a meal?
“Let’s get this snow-stuffed!”
3. What do snowmen love to see at holiday parties?
A flurry of good cheer!
4. Why did the snowman get kicked out of the holiday party?
He was a little too “chill” for the festivities!
5. How do snowmen decorate for the holidays?
Using “ice”-cicles and snow decorations!
6. What did the snowman want for Christmas?
A warm hug that wouldn’t melt away!
7. Why was the snowman excited for the holiday season?
Because it was his time to “shine” — in the snow!
8. What’s a snowman’s favorite holiday song?
“Flake Bells!”
9. Why do snowmen love winter holidays?
Because they can finally be the “cool” guests!
10. What did one snowman say to another during the holidays?
“Let’s have an icy good time!”
11. What do you call a snowman who loves Christmas music?
Jingle Frost!
12. Why did the snowman start a holiday tradition?
He wanted to spread snow much joy!
13. What do snowmen drink at holiday gatherings?
Frosty eggnog!
14. How did the snowman feel when he got a new scarf?
“Wrapped up” in holiday spirit!
15. What did the snowman say to his snowflake friend?
“You’re a real ‘flake-tastic’ addition to the holiday cheer!”
16. How do snowmen celebrate the New Year?
With frosty fireworks!
17. What do snowmen eat at holiday dinners?
Cold turkey!
18. Why did the snowman join the choir?
He wanted to sing “let it snow” carols!
19. What do you call a snowman who throws a holiday bash?
Frosty Fiesta!
20. How do snowmen wish each other happy holidays?
With a chilly “ho-ho-ho!”
Interactive Snowman Jokes for Kids
1. What do you call a snowman who tells jokes?
A frosty comedian!
2. Why did the snowman win the talent show?
He had ice-cold skills!
3. What does a snowman say when someone asks him to dance?
“I can’t; I might lose my cool!”
4. Why do kids love building snowmen?
It’s snow much fun!
5. What did the snowman say when he got a compliment?
“Thanks, I’m just chillin’!”
6. How did the kids make the snowman come alive?
They laughed him into “life”!
7. What did one snowman say to the other in a snowball fight?
“Let’s get flakey!”
8. Why did the snowman bring a blanket to play?
He wanted to stay cozy while having fun!
9. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a bicycle?
Frosty wheels!
10. Why did the snowman ask for a thesaurus?
He wanted to find better words to “chill” with!
11. What do you call a snowman who acts?
An “ice”-travaganza star!
12. How do you organize a snowman party?
You “flake” out an invitation list!
13. Why did the kid sit down next to the snowman?
He wanted some ice-cold advice!
14. What do you call a snowman with an attitude?
A cool-headed flake!
15. How do snowmen answer the phone?
“Frosty here!”
16. Why did the snowman take a break on the slide?
He wanted to enjoy a “chill” ride!
17. What did one snowman say to a kid building a snow fort?
“Let’s team up for a frosty adventure!”
18. Why were the snowmen always invited to the playground?
They know how to have a flake-tacular time!
19. What did the snowman create for a school project?
A snowflake masterpiece!
20. Why did the snowman get a ticket?
For snow-stopping traffic!
How to Create Your Own Snowman Jokes
1. What do you call a snowman who writes jokes?
A “pun”-derful snowfellow!
2. How do you make a snowman laugh?
You tickle its “frost-free” toes!
3. Why don’t snowmen tell secrets?
Because they might get cold feet!
4. What did the snowman say when asked for a funny story?
“I’ve got a ‘chill’-dren’s tale!”
5. Why did the snowman bring a calendar to the park?
He wanted to plan a snowy date!
6. What’s a snowman’s favorite writing utensil?
A “frosty” pencil!
7. How do you start a snowman fight?
With a cool declaration of “snow-battle!”
8. Why was the snowman’s report card so good?
He had all A’s in “snow-ology”!
9. What do snowmen do for fun?
They have a blast in the snow!
10. How did the kids make the snowman smile?
With a corny joke about ice cream!
11. What game do snowmen love to play?
Frozen tag, of course!
12. What did the snowman do when he got bored?
He decided to build a snow friend!
13. Why did the snowman attend art class?
He wanted to learn how to draw “cool” things!
14. What’s a snowman’s favorite subject in school?
Ice-ometry!
15. How do you cheer up a sad snowman?
Give him a hug and say, “Don’t flake out on us!”
16. What do you call a snowman with a musical talent?
The “Frosty Forte”!
17. Why did the snowman visit the bakery?
He heard they had “flaky” pastries!
18. What did the snowman say when he received a compliment?
“Just trying to stay frosty!”
19. What’s a snowman’s favorite sport?
Snowboarding, naturally!
20. Why do snowmen always feel refreshed?
Because they take chill breaks!