Growing up, weekends were a mix of adventure and laughter, especially when my friends and I would gather around to play The Legend of Zelda. There was always something hilarious happening, whether it was a misstep in the game or a funny comment about a character. This blend of laughter and gaming sparked our creativity, leading us to craft silly puns and jokes around our favorite series. Here are some of those original puns that keep the spirit of Zelda alive and bring a smile to fans of all ages!
1. Why did Link bring a ladder to the bar?
A: Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
2. What did Zelda say to Link when he wouldn’t stop playing?
A: “You’re such a triforce of a gamer!”
3. Why did the Kokiri never get lost?
A: Because they always followed the right path of the Lost Woods!
4. How does Link stay in shape?
A: He does sword workouts!
5. What did the fairy say to encourage Link?
A: “You da boss!”
6. Why did Link get kicked out of the library?
A: He kept asking for “Catch and Release” references!
7. What’s Link’s favorite type of music?
A: Hokage music – it always gets him through the levels!
8. Why was the Deku Tree always calm?
A: Because he had deep roots in meditation!
9. What’s Zelda’s favorite instrument?
A: The harp-icle!
10. Why did the Goron break up with his partner?
A: They weren’t “rock-solid” enough!
11. What do you call a Gerudo who loves math?
A: A “Geo-dude!”
12. Why was Tingle always so cheerful?
A: Because he had a “tingle” in his step!
13. How did the Moblin express its creativity?
A: It was always “crafty” with its club!
14. Why did Link start gardening?
A: He wanted to get more “links” to nature!
15. What does Navi always say at parties?
A: “Hey! Listen!”
16. Why do you never tell secrets to a Bokoblin?
A: Because they can’t keep their “mouths” shut!
17. Why couldn’t Zelda play poker?
A: She always kept revealing her “hands!”
18. How did Link propose to Zelda?
A: With a “ring”-tone, of course!
19. Why did the Lynel open a bakery?
A: It kneaded the dough!
20. What did Link say when he solved a difficult puzzle?
A: “That was ‘Link’credible!”
Hilarious Character-Based Puns
1. What did Link say to the villain at the party?
A: “I can’t believe you’re trying to ‘crash’ this!”
2. Why did Zelda become an artist?
A: She had a talent for “drawing” in the crowds!
3. How does Impa stay cool during summer?
A: She’s always got her wise “chill” in check!
4. What do you call a sarcastic Goron?
A: A “rocky” comedian!
5. Why did Link always carry a backpack?
A: To keep all his “quests” organized!
6. What did the Great Fairy say when she had a makeover?
A: “I’m feeling ‘enchanted’!”
7. Why was the Zora so good at racing?
A: Because he was never “out of the swim” of things!
8. What does the King of Hyrule know about gardening?
A: He has the best “royal” plants!
9. Why was Tingle always invited to game nights?
A: He brought the most “jolly” vibes!
10. What did Ganondorf say to lighten the mood?
A: “Let’s ‘darken’ up the fun!”
11. How did the Deku Scrub greet Link?
A: “Just ‘leafing’ around!”
12. Why did Navi join the orchestra?
A: She knew how to “guide” the way to perfect harmony!
13. What’s Link’s favorite drink?
A: “Sword-age” tea!
14. Why was Princess Zelda always calm under pressure?
A: She was a real “royal” stress reliever!
15. What did Link call his favorite meal?
A: A “gorge-ous” dish!
16. Why was the Triforce always so friendly?
A: It had a lot of “power” to share!
17. How did the Rito impress their friends?
A: With their stunning singing “voices”!
18. What would Link say during a magic show?
A: “Now you see it, now you ‘sword’ it away!”
19. Why did the moblin refuse to play chess?
A: It couldn’t handle the “checkmates”!
20. What did Zelda use to fix her computer?
A: A “byte” from the block!
Iconic Item References
1. Why did Link always carry a boomerang?
A: Because it’s a “throw-back” to his best adventures!
2. What did Zelda say when she found a magical sword?
A: “Now this is a ‘cut’ above the rest!”
3. How does Link prefer his coffee?
A: With a little bit of “dark” magic!
4. What do you call a magical potion that tells jokes?
A: A “punch” potion!
5. Why did Link start a gardening club?
A: He wanted to “plant” some new ideas!
6. What did the fairy say to Link when she gave him a new bow?
A: “You’re really ‘stringing’ this together!”
7. Why did the Master Sword always have confidence?
A: It knew it was “sharp” and ready for anything!
8. How did the bombs feel before a big explosion?
A: They were just waiting for the “right time” to blow up!
9. What did Link say when he found a new shield?
A: “This is my new ‘defense’ mechanism!”
10. Why did the Hylian Shield break up with the sword?
A: It couldn’t handle the “pressure” of their relationship!
11. How does Link celebrate after a boss fight?
A: With a round of “heart containers!”
12. What did Zelda say when she discovered a rare item?
A: “This is a ‘legendary’ find!”
13. Why do fairies love using potions?
A: They always want to “mix” things up!
14. What’s Link’s favorite snack during quests?
A: “Cheese” of the Wild!
15. How do Zoras keep their treasures safe?
A: They’re always in their ‘shell’!
16. What did Link say after getting a new shield upgrade?
A: “I really ‘raised’ my defense!”
17. Why was the Hookshot so popular at parties?
A: Because it really knows how to “pull” a crowd!
18. What did the Rupee say to the wallet?
A: “I’m just here for the ‘spend-ing’!”
19. Why did the Lantern bring a date to the dungeon?
A: It wanted to “light” up the night!
20. How did Link choose his clothing style?
A: With a “fashionable” sense of adventure!
Location-Specific Jokes
1. Why did the Kokiri love the forest?
A: Because it was always “rooting” for them!
2. What did Zelda say when she visited Death Mountain?
A: “I think it’s time for a ‘lava’ party!”
3. Why do Zoras never get lost?
A: Because they always have “current” directions!
4. How does Link navigate through Hyrule?
A: He follows the “map-tastic” routes!
5. What did a Goron say about the heat in Death Mountain?
A: “It’s a ‘rocking’ good time!”
6. Why did Link spend so much time at the Temple of Time?
A: He wanted to make some “timeless” memories!
7. What did the Deku Tree say when asked about his roots?
A: “They’re just ‘tree-mendous’!”
8. Why are Gerudo Desert explorers so good at hiding?
A: They’ve mastered the art of “sand-which” tricks!
9. What did Link say when he got lost in the Lost Woods?
A: “I guess I’ve taken a wrong ‘turn’!”
10. Why did the Rito join a travel agency?
A: They wanted to help others “soar” to new destinations!
11. What do you call a party at Lake Hylia?
A: A “splash” bash!
12. Why do the Gorons love good music?
A: Because they’re all about those “rock” beats!
13. Why was Link excited to visit Kakariko Village?
A: He heard it was a “village of delights!”
14. What did Zelda say when she arrived at Gerudo Town?
A: “I’m ready for a ‘desert’-ed adventure!”
15. Why do Zoras make great swimmers?
A: Because they’re always “fin-ishing” first!
16. What’s a Kakariko villager’s favorite form of entertainment?
A: A good old-fashioned “watch-and-learn” session!
17. How do you know when a Goron is in charge?
A: They always have the “rock-solid” plans!
18. Why did Link bring a picnic to Hyrule Field?
A: He wanted to “spread” some joy!
19. What’s the best way to navigate the Sea of Chaos?
A: Just “sail” through with confidence!
20. Why did the villagers love their homes in Hyrule?
A: Because life is just a little more “enchanted” there!
Play on Music and Soundtracks
1. What song does Link play on his ocarina when it’s raining?
A: “Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head!”
2. Why did the Zora start a band?
A: Because they wanted to make a “splash” in the music scene!
3. What’s Zelda’s favorite kind of music?
A: Anything that has a “fairy” good beat!
4. How does Link always win music battles?
A: He has the best “tune-age” around!
5. What type of music do Moblins enjoy?
A: Heavy “metal” – they just can’t get enough!
6. Why did the Goron become a DJ?
A: He really knows how to “drop the bass!”
7. What’s Link’s favorite music genre?
A: “Classical” adventures!
8. Why did the Great Fairy audition for a talent show?
A: She wanted to show off her “enchanted” voice!
9. How does Link keep his playlist fresh?
A: He’s always adding new “tracks” to his journey!
10. What did Navi say when she heard a bad song?
A: “Hey! This needs to be turned down!”
11. What does a Rito do when they love a song?
A: They “tweet” about it!
12. Why did the Wind Waker get kicked out of the band?
A: Because it couldn’t keep the “tempo”!
13. What did Link say after winning a music challenge?
A: “That was ‘note’-worthy!”
14. Why are Zoras great performers?
A: Because they always know how to “flow” with the rhythm!
15. What did the Fairy say when asked about her favorite band?
A: “The Pixies – they really ‘shine’ on stage!”
16. Why do players love the Legend of Zelda soundtrack?
A: Because it always “plays” to the heart!
17. Why did Link compose a love song for Zelda?
A: He wanted to express his “deep” feelings!
18. What instrument does a Bokoblin wish it could play?
A: The “smash”-tar!
19. Why did the Temple of Time host a concert?
A: To celebrate the “timeless” music of Hyrule!
20. What did Link say after finishing a song?
A: “That was a ‘masterful’ performance!”
Quirky Quotes from the Series
1. What did Link say to Zelda at the dance party?
A: “This is how we ‘get down’ in Hyrule!”
2. Why was the Great Deku Tree so good at quotes?
A: Because he was always “branching out” with wisdom!
3. What did Link say after learning a new song?
A: “That was quite a ‘musical’ achievement!”
4. Why did the Zora start singing?
A: They wanted to hit the “high notes”!
5. What do you call a wise quote from a Bokoblin?
A: A “boko-lyric”!
6. Why did Zelda love telling stories?
A: Because her words were like “magic” spells!
7. How did Link cheer everyone up?
A: With a “tune” of laughter!
8. What does a fairy say when making a toast?
A: “To ‘fairy’ good times ahead!”
9. Why did Link become a poet?
A: To share his “heroic” verses!
10. What’s Zelda’s favorite line from the series?
A: “It’s just ‘rising’ to the occasion!”
11. Why did the Rito write a song about flying?
A: Because they wanted to share their “uplifting” experiences!
12. How does Tetra inspire her crew?
A: With “motivational” sea shanties!
13. What did Ganon write in his diary?
A: “Today was a real ‘evil’ day…”
14. Why are chickens in Hyrule so wise?
A: Because they’ve heard all the “clucking” good quotes!
15. What did the Goron shout during a motivational speech?
A: “Rock on, brethren!”
16. Why did Link take up stand-up comedy?
A: He wanted to become a “legend” in laughter!
17. What did the Great Fairy say when offering advice?
A: “Always add a little sparkle to your life!”
18. How does Link respond to compliments?
A: “I’m just following my ‘hero’s’ path!”
19. Why did Zelda love riddles?
A: Because they always had a “twist” of fun!
20. What does Link say before a quest?
A: “Let’s make this a ‘legendary’ adventure!”
Themed Knock-Knock Jokes
1. Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
Uncle.
A: Uncle who?
Uncle of Time says you need to hurry up and start your quest!
2. Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
Zelda.
A: Zelda who?
Zelda your support is music to my ears!
3. Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
Link.
A: Link who?
Link’s got to go save Hyrule again, so let’s get this started!
4. Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
Bomb.
A: Bomb who?
Bombs away, let’s blow this joint!
5. Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
Tingle.
A: Tingle who?
Tingle all the way – it’s time to celebrate!
6. Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
Hyrule.
A: Hyrule who?
Hyrule always support you in your adventures!
7. Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
Deku.
A: Deku who?
Deku know how much I love puns?
8. Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
Chuchu.
A: Chuchu who?
Chuchu train is arriving to take you on a quest!
9. Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
Goron.
A: Goron who?
Goron-ing is never fun without friends!
10. Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
Fairy.
A: Fairy who?
Fairy grateful for close friends on this adventure!
11. Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
Moblins.
A: Moblins who?
Moblins don’t knock; they crash through doors!
12. Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
Potion.
A: Potion who?
Potion up, we’re going to need some buffs!
13. Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
Kakariko.
A: Kakariko who?
Kakariko let’s go on a field trip!
14. Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
Sheik.
A: Sheik who?
Sheik your worries away – we’ve got this!
15. Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
Zora.
A: Zora who?
Zora you glad we’re finally here?
16. Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
Rito.
A: Rito who?
Rito ready for a high-flying adventure?
17. Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
Wind.
A: Wind who?
Wind to your sails – let’s set off!
18. Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
Lyra.
A: Lyra who?
Lyra of music is always inspiring on a quest!
19. Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
Ganondorf.
A: Ganondorf who?
Ganondorf-get about it; we’re here to have fun!
20. Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
Link.
A: Link who?
Link back to this moment when we were laughing!
Engaging One-Liners
1. What did Link say when he finally unlocked a new ability?
A: “I’m feeling ‘empowered’!”
2. Why did Zelda bring a pencil to her adventure?
A: To draw ‘treasure’ maps!
3. What do you call a clever Lynel?
A: A “mane” genius!
4. Why did Tingle join a gym?
A: He wanted to get “jolly” in shape!
5. What did Link say when he found a hidden cave?
A: “This place is ‘cave-tivating’!”
6. How did the Rito get to perform at the talent show?
A: They knew how to “fly” under the radar!
7. What’s the Deku Tree’s favorite type of humor?
A: “Root” jokes!
8. Why did Link always carry a pen?
A: To make his “mark” on the world!
9. How does a Gerudo keep a secret?
A: They “sands” the details!
10. What did Zelda say when she completed her quest?
A: “That was ‘quest-stopping’!”
11. Why do Zoras make great friends?
A: Because they’re always “understanding”!
12. What do you call a really fast Moblin?
A: A “mob-runner”!
13. How does Link get into a good mood?
A: He plays “cheerful” tunes!
14. What’s Tetra’s favorite way to relax?
A: Riding the “waves” of relaxation!
15. Why did the Great Fairy throw a party?
A: She wanted a little “sparkle” in her life!
16. What did Ganondorf say when he won a contest?
A: “I’m on a ‘winning’ streak!”
17. Why couldn’t Link finish the puzzle?
A: He got “stuck” on a key piece!
18. What do you call a Zora who loves the arts?
A: A “fin”-tastic performer!
19. Why do Kiriko villagers enjoy their work?
A: Because it’s “house-hold” fun!
20. How does Link like his sandwiches?
A: With a ‘side’ of adventure!
Punny Wordplay on Enemies
1. Why did the Bokoblin bring rope to the fight?
A: It heard it was going to be a “tie” match!
2. What did the Wizzrobe say when it cast a spell?
A: “Now you see me, now you ‘don’t’!”
3. Why did the Stalfos always invite others to dance?
A: It just wanted to “break the ice”!
4. How did the Dark Link feel before a big duel?
A: Quite “shadowy” about his chances!
5. What do you call a Moblin who tells jokes?
A: A “pun-bling” character!
6. Why was the Lynel always calm?
A: It knew how to control the “rage”!
7. What did Link say to the Iron Knuckle?
A: “You’re really ‘toughing’ it out!”
8. Why did the Chuchu fail at hide-and-seek?
A: Because it’s always “bouncing” off the walls!
9. How does a P hat stay in shape?
A: By always “spinning” into action!
10. What did Ganondorf say after a good night’s sleep?
A: “I’m feeling ‘overwhelmingly’ refreshed!”
11. Why did the ReDead start a band?
A: Because it wanted to make “chilling” music!
12. What did a Bokoblin say when it was late?
A: “I’m sorry — I was caught in a ‘mob’ of traffic!”
13. Why was the Phantom Ganon always getting lost?
A: It couldn’t “find its way” out of the shadows!
14. What do you call a clever Gohma?
A: An “eye” catcher!
15. Why did the Molduga never finish any projects?
A: Because it always “buried” them!
16. How did the Tektite feel after a workout?
A: Quite “bouncy” and energetic!
17. Why did the Blue Flame become a lawyer?
A: It wanted to fight for “justice” with a fiery passion!
18. What do you call a sneaky Hinox?
A: A “sight”-less wonder!
19. Why did the Felderhorn start a conversation?
A: It wanted to “horn” in on the discussion!
20. How does a Darknut say goodbye?
A: “Keep your guard up until we meet again!”
Fans’ Favorite Zelda Humor
1. Why do Zelda fans love telling jokes?
A: Because laughter is the best way to “Link” up!
2. What did a happy Link say after a victory?
A: “That was ‘Hero’ic!”
3. Why is Zelda a great friend?
A: Because she’s always there to “rescue” you!
4. How does Link stay positive?
A: He finds joy in every little “triforce” of life!
5. What do you call a gathering of Zelda fans?
A: A “Hyrule-ity convention!”
6. What did Zelda say to encourage Link?
A: “You’ve got this, just ‘sword’ it out!”
7. Why did Link get invited to every party?
A: Because he always brings the “sword-tastic” energy!
8. How does a Rito feel when they sing?
A: “Elo-quack” just like the birds!
9. Why did the Goron bring a pillow to the party?
A: They were ready for a “rock-and-roll” good time!
10. How does a fan cheer on their favorite character?
A: By giving them a “Link” of applause!
11. What did Ganondorf say at the comedy show?
A: “Let’s see who can ‘laugh’ the loudest!”
12. Why was Link so good at trivia?
A: He always had a “sword” answer ready!
13. What’s the favorite dessert for all Zelda fans?
A: “Rupee”-berry pie!
14. How does an old Deku Tree tell stories?
A: “With roots in every page!”
15. Why did Tingle feel extra jolly?
A: Because he was surrounded by “puns” galore!
16. What do Zelda players say when they see a good pun?
A: “That’s ‘Link-tastic’!”
17. Why does the Fairy always win at hide-and-seek?
A: Because she “sprinkles” magic wherever she goes!
18. How did the Great Fairy respond after a compliment?
A: “You’re making me blush with ‘magic’!”
19. Why was the Zelda fan excited on their birthday?
A: Because they finally got all the “heart containers” they wished for!
20. What did the fans chant during the concert?
A: “For the love of Hyrule, keep the music alive!”