David Hussey

1. Why did the firework break up with the rocket? A spark just wasn’t enough! 2. What did the firework say to its friend before the big show? You crack me up! 3. How do fireworks greet each other? Hello, boom friend! 4. What do you call a firework that plays music? A boom-box! 5. … Read more

1. Why did the hot tub break up with the swimming pool? A case of mixed emotions! 2. What do you call a hot tub that tells bad jokes? A pun tub! 3. How does a hot tub keep its secrets? It stays under the water! 4. Why are hot tubs the best at therapy? … Read more

1. Why don’t flip flops ever get lost? They always have a sense of sole! 2. What did the flip flop say to the sandal? “Let’s toe the line together!” 3. Why do flip flops make terrible secret agents? Because they can’t keep things under wraps! 4. What’s a flip flop’s favorite type of music? … Read more

Humor is a universal language that brings people together, creating moments of joy and laughter that can brighten any day. Titanic humor, while acknowledging the history of the great ship, offers a chance to play with puns and clever wordplay, ensuring that we can laugh while remembering the past. With light-hearted jokes, we can sail … Read more

1. Why did Cupid break up with his girlfriend? He just couldn’t handle the arrows of love! 2. What’s Cupid’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good beat to fall in love to! 3. Why did Cupid get a job at the bakery? He wanted to help people find their “sweet”hearts! 4. How does … Read more

1. Why did the tiki statue get invited to all the parties? Because it was always a little bit carved! 2. What’s a tiki’s favorite way to communicate? With its totem-tally amazing texting skills! 3. How do tiki gods stay in shape? They do some serious hula-hooping! 4. Why was the tiki drink so popular? … Read more

1. Why did the arm refuse to play cards? A: It was afraid of getting dealt a bad hand! 2. How did the arm greet its friend? A: “High five!” 3. Why did the bicep break up with the tricep? A: It found someone who really flexed its interest! 4. What do you call a … Read more

1. Why don’t Chris puns ever get lost? Because they always find their way back to the punchline! 2. How do you make a Chris pun laugh? Tell it, “You crack me up!” 3. What do you call a Christmas pun that’s out of shape? A poorly “elf” constructed joke! 4. What did the Christmas … Read more

1. Why did the pecan go to school? A: It wanted to be a little nut-elligent! 2. How did the pecan become so wise? A: It cracked open some books! 3. Why did the pecan always carry a map? A: Because it never wanted to get lost in the nut-woods! 4. What did the pecan … Read more

Clean humor has a unique ability to uplift spirits and bring people together. It’s a delightful way to connect with friends, family, and even strangers, all while sharing a good chuckle. With the ability to tickle the funny bone without crossing any lines, clean jokes are perfect for all ages and settings. Get ready to … Read more